Balldo: Apply directly to the balls.

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Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

BALLS DILDO posted:

https://i.imgur.com/rOhOZRF.mp4

pretty sure this hasnt been posted in this thread yet, how

Lol

# ? Feb 28, 2021 11:56

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 17:11

Kirk Vikernes: Apr 26, 2004; Count Goatnackh

BALLS DILDO posted:

https://i.imgur.com/rOhOZRF.mp4

pretty sure this hasnt been posted in this thread yet, how

Hell yeah...what a sexy man.

# ? Feb 28, 2021 14:44

Into The Mild: Mar 4, 2003

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO posted:

Masterpiece.

# ? Feb 28, 2021 16:37

ClamdestineBoyster: Aug 15, 2015; Can't post for 10 years!

Get tided, with TIDER. :haibrow:

# ? Feb 28, 2021 19:15

a dmc delorean: Jul 2, 2006; Live the dream

So how is everyone enjoying their Balldo^TM?

Personally, I'm super stoked they found a gap in the market for this innovative product

# ? Feb 28, 2021 20:08

Into The Mild: Mar 4, 2003

Cloner of the Elks posted:

So how is everyone enjoying their Balldo^TM?

Personally, I'm super stoked they found a gap in the market for this innovative product

I�ll let you know when I receive mine... and then a few minutes later when my wife receives me.

# ? Mar 1, 2021 00:21

Best Bi Geek Squid: Mar 25, 2016

sega Balldo what nintendo balldon't

# ? Mar 1, 2021 01:09

Klyith: Aug 3, 2007; GBS Pledge Week

Into The Mild posted:

Masterpiece.

# ? Mar 1, 2021 04:54

Into The Mild: Mar 4, 2003

If you close the thread.... where am I posting my trip report.

# ? Mar 1, 2021 08:37

Stanley Tucheetos: May 15, 2012

BALLS DILDO posted:

https://i.imgur.com/rOhOZRF.mp4

pretty sure this hasnt been posted in this thread yet, how

I didn't even notice the face change at first. :five:

# ? Mar 1, 2021 08:47

decotopian: Mar 1, 2021; I have no brakes

Dear Something Awful balldo topic followers,

I thought you would like to know that your initial balldo storm broke our server.... not twice but three times. Good Work!
Seeing as you are still bringing us a poo poo load of traffic - you may as well make some money out of it - who wants some referral $$$???

https://balldo.kickbooster.me/boost

We are doing okay on the crowdfunding front - 210% of goal - big thanks to you and also big thanks for some A-grade comedy - we knew the balldo would be an amusing project from the start - but not to this level!

Keep up the good and bad work people!

Cheers

Jerry

# ? Mar 1, 2021 12:19

TIP: Mar 21, 2006; Your move, creep.

# ? Mar 1, 2021 12:33

staberind: Feb 20, 2008; but i dont wanna be a spaceship; Fun Shoe

decotopian posted:

Dear Something Awful balldo topic followers,

I thought you would like to know that your initial balldo storm broke our server.... not twice but three times. Good Work!
Seeing as you are still bringing us a poo poo load of traffic - you may as well make some money out of it - who wants some referral $$$???

https://balldo.kickbooster.me/boost

We are doing okay on the crowdfunding front - 210% of goal - big thanks to you and also big thanks for some A-grade comedy - we knew the balldo would be an amusing project from the start - but not to this level!

Keep up the good and bad work people!

Cheers

Jerry

Hello Jerry, welcome to the forums, I have 2 questions for you; would it be possible to have a grenade shaped balldo, or failing that, a green balldo in the shape of a certain beloved on these forums anphibian?
Yours faithfully and in anticipation;

Staberind.

# ? Mar 1, 2021 13:08

HugeGrossBurrito: Mar 20, 2018

decotopian posted:

Dear Something Awful balldo topic followers,

I thought you would like to know that your initial balldo storm broke our server.... not twice but three times. Good Work!
Seeing as you are still bringing us a poo poo load of traffic - you may as well make some money out of it - who wants some referral $$$???

https://balldo.kickbooster.me/boost

We are doing okay on the crowdfunding front - 210% of goal - big thanks to you and also big thanks for some A-grade comedy - we knew the balldo would be an amusing project from the start - but not to this level!

Keep up the good and bad work people!

Cheers

Jerry

lol, hell yeah

# ? Mar 1, 2021 14:10

Big Beef City: Aug 15, 2013

Welcome aboard Jerry.
This owns

# ? Mar 1, 2021 14:12

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO: Feb 28, 1985

decotopian posted:

Dear Something Awful balldo topic followers,

I thought you would like to know that your initial balldo storm broke our server.... not twice but three times. Good Work!
Seeing as you are still bringing us a poo poo load of traffic - you may as well make some money out of it - who wants some referral $$$???

https://balldo.kickbooster.me/boost

We are doing okay on the crowdfunding front - 210% of goal - big thanks to you and also big thanks for some A-grade comedy - we knew the balldo would be an amusing project from the start - but not to this level!

Keep up the good and bad work people!

Cheers

Jerry

Sup Jerry?? Welcome to SA.

# ? Mar 1, 2021 14:22

HugeGrossBurrito: Mar 20, 2018

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO posted:

Sup Jerry?? Welcome to SA.

First things first, we need to get rid of that stupid newbie avatar, I'm sure someone would be down to help them out with an image today and Id be happy to upload it

# ? Mar 1, 2021 14:28

Bismuth: Jun 11, 2010; by Azathoth; Hell Gem

decotopian posted:

Dear Something Awful balldo topic followers,

I thought you would like to know that your initial balldo storm broke our server.... not twice but three times. Good Work!
Seeing as you are still bringing us a poo poo load of traffic - you may as well make some money out of it - who wants some referral $$$???

https://balldo.kickbooster.me/boost

We are doing okay on the crowdfunding front - 210% of goal - big thanks to you and also big thanks for some A-grade comedy - we knew the balldo would be an amusing project from the start - but not to this level!

Keep up the good and bad work people!

Cheers

Jerry

Balldo Storm is an excellent username, good lord, I might name a pet that

# ? Mar 1, 2021 14:30

Prof. Crocodile: Jun 27, 2020

decotopian posted:

Dear Something Awful balldo topic followers,

I thought you would like to know that your initial balldo storm broke our server.... not twice but three times. Good Work!
Seeing as you are still bringing us a poo poo load of traffic - you may as well make some money out of it - who wants some referral $$$???

https://balldo.kickbooster.me/boost

We are doing okay on the crowdfunding front - 210% of goal - big thanks to you and also big thanks for some A-grade comedy - we knew the balldo would be an amusing project from the start - but not to this level!

Keep up the good and bad work people!

Cheers

Jerry

Welcome aboard Jerry. Quick bit of advice: don't go to FYAD with a 'stupid newbie' avatar advertising a product. They will chain-probe the hell out of you.

If you got to BYOB they will ask you to post your pets and favorite crimes, but I think the balldo technically counts as both, so no worries there.

# ? Mar 1, 2021 14:42

Escape From Noise: Jul 27, 2004

Great! Now Something Awful is under the heavy influence of Big Balldo!

# ? Mar 1, 2021 14:45

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO: Feb 28, 1985

HugeGrossBurrito posted:

First things first, we need to get rid of that stupid newbie avatar, I'm sure someone would be down to help them out with an image today and Id be happy to upload it

Stuck for avatar artists to work their magic :sun:

# ? Mar 1, 2021 15:10

Bismuth: Jun 11, 2010; by Azathoth; Hell Gem

the

guy but with a spinning 3D crown (slightly askew)

# ? Mar 1, 2021 15:13

Jeffrey of YOSPOS: Dec 22, 2005; GET LOSE, YOU CAN'T COMPARE WITH MY POWERS

Cool here's our referral URL - I put it in the OP. Lmao @ everything. Welcome to our website Jerry!

https://balldo.kckb.st/f21b3b66

# ? Mar 1, 2021 15:38

decotopian: Mar 1, 2021; I have no brakes

staberind posted:

Hello Jerry, welcome to the forums, I have 2 questions for you; would it be possible to have a grenade shaped balldo, or failing that, a green balldo in the shape of a certain beloved on these forums anphibian?
Yours faithfully and in anticipation;

Staberind.

We have so many 'military hardware similarity' comments..... so why the gently caress not.... Grenade shaped balldo coming right up!

# ? Mar 1, 2021 15:39

decotopian: Mar 1, 2021; I have no brakes

HugeGrossBurrito posted:

First things first, we need to get rid of that stupid newbie avatar, I'm sure someone would be down to help them out with an image today and Id be happy to upload it

Okay how to I do this?!?!?! Cant see where to change the avatar unless platinum?

I have a GIF of Chuck our faithful pair of talking balls???? How do I upload him???

# ? Mar 1, 2021 15:48

Jeffrey of YOSPOS: Dec 22, 2005; GET LOSE, YOU CAN'T COMPARE WITH MY POWERS

decotopian posted:

Okay how to I do this?!?!?! Cant see where to change the avatar unless platinum?

I have a GIF of Chuck our faithful pair of talking balls???? How do I upload him???

Don't sweat it - this one's on me.

# ? Mar 1, 2021 15:55

staberind: Feb 20, 2008; but i dont wanna be a spaceship; Fun Shoe

Smashing! Cheers Jeff!

ahahahah, *chokes*

Thinkin' 'bout thos balls.

staberind fucked around with this message at 16:17 on Mar 1, 2021

# ? Mar 1, 2021 16:04

HugeGrossBurrito: Mar 20, 2018

lol jeffrey uploaded it and then someone bought you that av immediately afterwards weird. I can go into av history and change it though

# ? Mar 1, 2021 16:10

decotopian: Mar 1, 2021; I have no brakes

oh poo poo - I think did that....

Guess the 'Stupid Newbie' was better for me......

# ? Mar 1, 2021 16:14

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO: Feb 28, 1985

I like it

# ? Mar 1, 2021 16:15

Cartoon Man: Jan 31, 2004

Good to see that SA can still have a positive impact on the internet at large. And by that, I mean the world of ballfucking.

# ? Mar 1, 2021 16:18

Ventral EggSac: Dec 3, 2019

Whoa what a heartwarming story this has turned out to be - penetrative ballsex for everyone!

e: in for a purple one, gently caress it

Ventral EggSac fucked around with this message at 16:28 on Mar 1, 2021

# ? Mar 1, 2021 16:23

ChubbyChecker: Mar 25, 2018

BALLS DILDO posted:

https://i.imgur.com/rOhOZRF.mp4

pretty sure this hasnt been posted in this thread yet, how

# ? Mar 1, 2021 16:26

Paint Crop Pro: Mar 22, 2007; Find someone who values you like Rick Spielman values 7th round picks.

Only SA had the BALLs to DO it.

Welcome Jerry, and welcome this thread to the goldmine.

# ? Mar 1, 2021 17:13

barnold: Dec 16, 2011; what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

welcome jerry :toot:

# ? Mar 1, 2021 17:19

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Aug 15, 2007; Smoke 'em if you gottem!; Dinosaur Gum

Hello and welcome, Jerry!

# ? Mar 1, 2021 17:26

Brother Tadger: Feb 15, 2012; I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

PILED HIGH

# ? Mar 1, 2021 18:05

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