Balldo: Apply directly to the balls.

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Prof. Crocodile: Jun 27, 2020

1redflag posted:

How long until Jerry hates this place?

It depends on how long it takes him to voice an opinion about mayonnaise, anime, or beans in chili.

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Cartoon Man: Jan 31, 2004

1redflag posted:

How long until Jerry hates this place?

Depends on how long he can stay out of CSPAM or D&D.

# ? Mar 1, 2021 18:48

Pragmatica: Apr 1, 2003

Welcome to SA, Jerry!

# ? Mar 1, 2021 18:53

Ventral EggSac: Dec 3, 2019

1redflag posted:

How long until Jerry hates this place?

It's right after the first pic drops of mangled balls entering a jar of mayonnaise

# ? Mar 1, 2021 18:55

Smugworth: Apr 18, 2003

Welcome to the Something Awful forums, Jerry. My balls are ready. :balldo:

# ? Mar 1, 2021 19:12

Instruction Manuel: May 15, 2007; Yes, it is what it looks like!

That's gold, Jerry! Gold!

# ? Mar 1, 2021 19:42

Derpies: Mar 11, 2014; by sebmojo

decotopian posted:

Dear Something Awful balldo topic followers,

I thought you would like to know that your initial balldo storm broke our server.... not twice but three times. Good Work!
Seeing as you are still bringing us a poo poo load of traffic - you may as well make some money out of it - who wants some referral $$$???

https://balldo.kickbooster.me/boost

We are doing okay on the crowdfunding front - 210% of goal - big thanks to you and also big thanks for some A-grade comedy - we knew the balldo would be an amusing project from the start - but not to this level!

Keep up the good and bad work people!

Cheers

Jerry

Hey Jerry,

line em up

# ? Mar 1, 2021 19:47

mind the walrus: Sep 22, 2006

Has anyone...

Has anyone said

"I wanna dip my balls in it?"

# ? Mar 1, 2021 19:50

vyst: Aug 25, 2009

Have you thought about giving Balldo's to the homeless like Bombas gives socks to the homeless with every purchase?

# ? Mar 1, 2021 20:05

lite_sleepr: Jun 3, 2003; by Radio Games Forum

decotopian posted:

Dear Something Awful balldo topic followers,

I thought you would like to know that your initial balldo storm broke our server.... not twice but three times. Good Work!
Seeing as you are still bringing us a poo poo load of traffic - you may as well make some money out of it - who wants some referral $$$???

https://balldo.kickbooster.me/boost

We are doing okay on the crowdfunding front - 210% of goal - big thanks to you and also big thanks for some A-grade comedy - we knew the balldo would be an amusing project from the start - but not to this level!

Keep up the good and bad work people!

Cheers

Jerry

oh wow I got the new site owner a referral link.

17 years of terrible posting and I finally do something cool

# ? Mar 1, 2021 20:10

Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

cant wait to gently caress with my balls

# ? Mar 1, 2021 21:52

Xaintrailles: Aug 14, 2015

So glad that the Something Awful official sex toy roster is finally fully filled out:

SA official sex toy (balls category): Balldo
SA official sex toy (vagina category): Barnacle Jim memorial dildo
SA official sex toy (rear end category): Traffic cone
SA official sex toy (penis category): Your own hand

# ? Mar 1, 2021 22:02

Waterbed Wendy: Jan 29, 2009

Hey Jerry first time poster long time admirer

when can we expect a labi-do?

# ? Mar 1, 2021 22:48

Into The Mild: Mar 4, 2003

Hey Jerry. Welcome.

Backer #60 here. Got a quick question. So any news on when we will get our ~~hands~~ balls into your product?

I�m going to be writing up a �trip report� for this here and just curious when I can shave my boys and get them ready for a night of fun.

# ? Mar 1, 2021 23:09

HugeGrossBurrito: Mar 20, 2018

Where did the idea come from?

# ? Mar 1, 2021 23:36

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO: Feb 28, 1985

Can you tell us about the weird poo poo that most absolutely must have happened, while developing and testing these? :sun:

# ? Mar 2, 2021 00:01

Prof. Crocodile: Jun 27, 2020

Waterbed Wendy posted:

Hey Jerry first time poster long time admirer

when can we expect a labi-do?

Patent pending. I will post the kickstarter link in another thread because I don't want to steal Jerry's shine.

# ? Mar 2, 2021 00:04

Instruction Manuel: May 15, 2007; Yes, it is what it looks like!

HugeGrossBurrito posted:

Where did the idea come from?

Maybe it was a shape in the clouds,a vivid dream or, like Issac Newton, an observation and a question and a desire to find that answer.

# ? Mar 2, 2021 03:37

Brother Tadger: Feb 15, 2012; I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

Yea, you gotta give us the inside scoop on the Balldo creative and development process. This could be the documentary of the summer!

# ? Mar 2, 2021 03:37

selan dyin: Dec 27, 2007

decotopian posted:

Dear Something Awful balldo topic followers,

I thought you would like to know that your initial balldo storm broke our server.... not twice but three times. Good Work!
Seeing as you are still bringing us a poo poo load of traffic - you may as well make some money out of it - who wants some referral $$$???

https://balldo.kickbooster.me/boost

We are doing okay on the crowdfunding front - 210% of goal - big thanks to you and also big thanks for some A-grade comedy - we knew the balldo would be an amusing project from the start - but not to this level!

Keep up the good and bad work people!

Cheers

Jerry

dear jerry

I am offering you the exclusive opportunity for me to be the first australian to balldo someone and then post trip report on something awful forums

please jerry

# ? Mar 2, 2021 04:00

HugeGrossBurrito: Mar 20, 2018

BALLS DILDO posted:

dear jerry

I am offering you the exclusive opportunity for me to be the first australian to balldo someone and then post trip report on something awful forums

please jerry

Into the mild might have you beat

# ? Mar 2, 2021 04:17

Lil Swamp Booger Baby: Aug 1, 1981

decotopian posted:

Dear Something Awful balldo topic followers,

I thought you would like to know that your initial balldo storm broke our server.... not twice but three times. Good Work!
Seeing as you are still bringing us a poo poo load of traffic - you may as well make some money out of it - who wants some referral $$$???

https://balldo.kickbooster.me/boost

We are doing okay on the crowdfunding front - 210% of goal - big thanks to you and also big thanks for some A-grade comedy - we knew the balldo would be an amusing project from the start - but not to this level!

Keep up the good and bad work people!

Cheers

Jerry

Can you stick ur rectum meat into the balldo

# ? Mar 2, 2021 05:13

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO: Feb 28, 1985

I'm not quite sure how that'd work. A diagram might help to visualise it.

# ? Mar 2, 2021 05:43

HugeGrossBurrito: Mar 20, 2018

Listen my butt has enough problems as it is

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Ventral EggSac: Dec 3, 2019

Rectum? drat near Balldom!

# ? Mar 2, 2021 05:47

selan dyin: Dec 27, 2007

HugeGrossBurrito posted:

Into the mild might have you beat

I am very willing to share

suggestion, double balldo (for couples)

# ? Mar 2, 2021 07:18

poll plane variant: Jan 12, 2021; by sebmojo

Is there action footage of this

# ? Mar 2, 2021 07:19

selan dyin: Dec 27, 2007

tandem balldo

three-balled ~~race~~ gently caress

# ? Mar 2, 2021 07:19

selan dyin: Dec 27, 2007

"three balled gently caress" will be my nickname once i finally open my mind's ball

# ? Mar 2, 2021 07:22

Aishlinn: Mar 31, 2011; This might hurt a bit..

Does the balldo protect against taser attacks? Asking for a friend.

# ? Mar 2, 2021 07:41

Bismuth: Jun 11, 2010; by Azathoth; Hell Gem

What if you only have one ball and its not big enough to fit in the balldo

# ? Mar 2, 2021 07:59

Into The Mild: Mar 4, 2003

BALLS DILDO posted:

I am very willing to share

suggestion, double balldo (for couples)

I�ll have to ask my wife. But she�s Norwegian so jokes on you they�re into this poo poo.

# ? Mar 2, 2021 08:08

selan dyin: Dec 27, 2007

Bismuth posted:

What if you only have one ball and its not big enough to fit in the balldo

saline inflation

# ? Mar 2, 2021 09:15

Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

Ventral EggSac posted:

Rectum? drat near Balldom!

# ? Mar 2, 2021 10:29

Lil Swamp Booger Baby: Aug 1, 1981

Is the Balldo non-porous or will ball-sweat and fuckstick/fuckhole effluvium season it like cast iron so the next time I suck on it like a loving grotesque lollipop it will taste like karkhole wasteshit and punani damp? Or does it have ways to shut that whole thing down.

# ? Mar 2, 2021 10:38

ChubbyChecker: Mar 25, 2018

Bismuth posted:

What if you only have one ball and its not big enough to fit in the balldo

attach trucknuts to it and then the balldo to the trucknuts

# ? Mar 2, 2021 10:46

KinkyJohn: Sep 19, 2002

Can you make a limited edition stainless steel version with the Duke Nukem logo on it tia

# ? Mar 2, 2021 11:06

Bismuth: Jun 11, 2010; by Azathoth; Hell Gem

ChubbyChecker posted:

attach trucknuts to it and then the balldo to the trucknuts

I was just asking hypothetically because I have 0 balls, but now I'm thinking of jamming some truck nuts into a balldo and hanging it from a strapon

# ? Mar 2, 2021 11:10

Waterbed Wendy: Jan 29, 2009

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

Is the Balldo non-porous or will ball-sweat and fuckstick/fuckhole effluvium season it like cast iron so the next time I suck on it like a loving grotesque lollipop it will taste like karkhole wasteshit and punani damp? Or does it have ways to shut that whole thing down.

I am also curious about this

# ? Mar 2, 2021 13:48

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Ventral EggSac: Dec 3, 2019

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

Is the Balldo non-porous or will ball-sweat and fuckstick/fuckhole effluvium season it like cast iron so the next time I suck on it like a loving grotesque lollipop it will taste like karkhole wasteshit and punani damp? Or does it have ways to shut that whole thing down.

This is important

# ? Mar 2, 2021 13:56

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