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I used to ceaselessly nag my parents as a child to buy me Froot Loops. As a teenager, I eventually bought them myself, and they are disgusting. That's my story.
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William Henry Hairytaint posted:Cookie Crisp is definitely garbage. When my nephew was a child he really loved a cereal called Waffle Crisp and it smelled god awful, like a gas station rest room. That poo poo was foul but he loved it. I was having trouble think of one that tasted bad, but it's this. The bad ones taste like sugar, so whatever, but Cookie Crisp is so dry and cardboardy that it ruins the taste of the milk.
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Dec 27, 2020 04:47
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When beach vacations used to be a thing, I let my kids pick any lovely food/cereal they want at the store for the week provided that they eat it. Anyway, one year my youngest picked some horrific frosted donut cereal and it was so nasty it went untouched after the first morning. We threw her into the sea for breaking our pact and she was never heard from again.
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Dec 27, 2020 04:55
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The Brioche Defender has logged on itt. Here to defend the relative complexity of the carbs in sugared bread that's not in tiny pieces and covered in milk. Marshmallows for breakfast? Don't be ridiculous, ich bin havin' a Berliner instead! Good faith argument: yeah it's hosed up how this stuff is advertised, or that commodity novelty food is advertised as a normal meal in the western world. Children shouldn't be pushed into eating sometimes foods all the time, but the problem lies more with television and advertising than the producers of sweetened grain cereals. OTOH they aren't real marshmallows, and Cracklin' Oat Bran has 150% percent the sugar as Garbage Tier Favorite Lucky Charms. Cereal is bad for you, so is loving everything for breakfast (except maybe a traditional Japanese breakfast). (Cracklin' Oat Bran is the best cereal)
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Dec 27, 2020 05:12
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I have scrambled eggs usually. You can't even buy that kind of sickly sweet cereal here. Don't act like the two choices are a chocolate danish and a bowl of Capn Crunch.
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Dec 27, 2020 05:13
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ive never enjoyed onion delight
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Dec 27, 2020 05:27
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gary oldmans diary posted:ive never enjoyed onion delight These are very pretty
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Dec 27, 2020 05:29
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Top five nastiest cereals, in no particular order: Fruity Pebbles Cocoa Pebbles Apple Jacks Honey Nut Cheerios Oreo-O's DrPossum posted:Wheat Chex Reese's Puffs? Really? Get the gently caress out of here. Empty Sandwich posted:looks as though they finally ended King loving Vitaman [sic] Noooooo King Vitaman loving owned 
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Dec 27, 2020 06:00
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YeahTubaMike posted:oo King Vitaman loving owned Looks like it's time for the Crunchy King (& Berries) to rise from obscurity and take the crown: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1z_uYsIS8i4
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Dec 27, 2020 06:09
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Blurry Gray Thing posted:Looks like it's time for the Crunchy King (& Berries) to rise from obscurity and take the crown: Who is this pretender to the breakfast cereal throne? 
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Dec 27, 2020 06:12
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Caesar Saladin posted:I have scrambled eggs usually. You can't even buy that kind of sickly sweet cereal here. Don't act like the two choices are a chocolate danish and a bowl of Capn Crunch. Fiber is good for you
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Dec 27, 2020 07:22
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Spinz posted:Um wheat chex is good rice > wheat > corn
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Dec 27, 2020 07:36
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It's high time for the return of Smurfberry Crunch.
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Dec 27, 2020 07:52
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Just lol if your cereal doesn't have a paranormal mascot on it and you don't use beer instead of milk
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Dec 27, 2020 08:04
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Who What Now posted:Fruity pebbles are poo poo from a toilet This is the correct answer. There are MANY other close ones but by God I'd have thrown this away as a 'starving kid' at a summer camp program.
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Dec 27, 2020 08:08
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Caesar Saladin posted:I have scrambled eggs usually. You can't even buy that kind of sickly sweet cereal here. Don't act like the two choices are a chocolate danish and a bowl of Capn Crunch. You're the one doing this ya moron "Ah the Americans are talking about their idiot fatness again. I best go tell them how stupid they are for something I don't even have access to!" Sweet take. Now take it with you.
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Dec 27, 2020 08:10
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 Holy poo poo 
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Dec 27, 2020 08:20
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Reese Puffs are good actually
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Dec 27, 2020 08:55
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Call Your Grandma posted:Reese Puffs are good actually
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Dec 27, 2020 09:08
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Honey smacks are disgusting
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Dec 27, 2020 09:11
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Cap'n Crunch is the only real answer. That poo poo rips up the roof of your mouth and makes you loving BLEED.
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Dec 27, 2020 09:20
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Big Beef City posted:You're the one doing this ya moron yeah they're dumb for marketing and giving children access to marshmallow cereal with cartoons on it, you're right thank god kids here don't have access to sickly sweet cereal
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Dec 27, 2020 09:23
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count grapefruitula captain moist Dantes Inferno, The Cereal based off the EA game based off the scathing 14th century polemic dookie crisp honey bunches of goat drearios unexceptional k raisin bland honey smacks, but its just a bunch of bullshit suboxone
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Dec 27, 2020 09:55
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rice chex, but you don't even have a bank account
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Dec 27, 2020 09:58
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Pick posted:the best bad cereal is Cracklin Oat Bran. that poo poo is delicious. it's loving awful garbage. delicious. I forgot this even existed. It was my go-to breakfast at the dining hall in college. Incredibly accurate description
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Dec 27, 2020 10:17
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Corn Pops are aggressively bland, yet every few years I go “wait a minute. Corn. Pops. Pop. Corn. Popcorn for breakfast!!” and buy them anyway 
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Dec 27, 2020 10:25
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Agreed that Cracklin' Oat Bran is 10x better than it has any right to be considering the name and appearance. It is probably in my Golden Hall of Cereal Fame. Also how can anyone dislike Reese's Puffs? DrPossum you are a maniac That said, YeahTubaMike posted:Top five nastiest cereals, in no particular order: Wheat Chex is definitely my least-favorite cereal overall, as it has been further ruining other people's mom's already-barely-passable Chex Mix for my entire life. Cap'n Crunch is only good if mixed with another more interesting cereal to create some sort of intriguing sugar mélange; not to be too blatant with my fandom, but I generally mix it with Reese's Puffs when in the type of environment where both those cereals are available. Cocoa Pebbles might work too. Most breakfast cereals are at least passable if you, you know, like sugar.
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Dec 27, 2020 10:53
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Ve don't HAVE shugah hjerr...Mista BORNE! UNT YOUR FAT AMERICAN CHILDREN BEING WITH IT IS ALL ZAT ZE ET!! Ah ha ha. Ahaha. AJAJAJAJAJA!
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Dec 27, 2020 11:04
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Big Beef City posted:Ve don't HAVE shugah hjerr...Mista BORNE! sounds like someone is going cuckoo for cocopuffs
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Dec 27, 2020 11:11
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Brotein_Shake posted:Cookie crisp is bullshit. Not in concept, but in execution, those little stale rear end 'cookies' tasted like cardboard that a bag of sugar farted on.  As a Canadian child, finally having these during a trip to the states was always a let down.Life Cereal however is wholesome goodness
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Dec 27, 2020 13:56
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cookies crisp is like 10x worse than any cereal listed in here.
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Dec 27, 2020 14:24
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Any cereal with those disgusting cereal "marsh mellows"
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Dec 27, 2020 14:52
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Caesar Saladin posted:yeah they're dumb for marketing and giving children access to marshmallow cereal with cartoons on it, you're right loving loser kids don't deserve our cool and rad as hell cereal. Have fun with your "health", jokes on you losers, everyone hosed the climate anyway so what's the point trololololololololol Imagine wanting to "live a long life" in this hellscape. And Fruity Pebbles is dogshit yet Coco Pebbles is awesome. One of life's mysteries. 
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Dec 27, 2020 14:53
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Grape Nuts. In 1897, Post struck a deal with a local aquarium gravel maker to purchase all tan gravel overruns for pennies on the dollar. They then triple rinse the gravel to ensure that there's no flavor present and then box it into their own Grape Nuts boxes.
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Dec 27, 2020 16:05
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Scruffpuff posted:It's high time for the return of Smurfberry Crunch. Smurfberry Crunch is fun to eat
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Dec 27, 2020 16:17
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the funny thing is that half of these cereals had sugar in the name until the early 80s (and also had a lot more sugar in them back then) eg Sugar Smacks --> Honey Smacks
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Dec 27, 2020 16:22
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Universe Master posted:Any cereal with those disgusting cereal "marsh mellows"
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Dec 27, 2020 17:10
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loving 55.6% sugar. And it must be opposite day up in this thread with all this Fruity Pebbles hate. Fruity Pebbles are not only not the worst cereal, they are in fact the best. It's quite clear the worst cereal is Honey Smacks. loving 55.6% sugar and feels like eating a bunch of sweetened crickets in your mouth.
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Dec 27, 2020 17:16
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Captain Crunch is great if you love tearing the poo poo out of the roof of your mouth.
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the only true question cheerios with strawberries or corn flakes with bananas
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