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Move to Norway where they have heated footpaths, tap into that free heat.
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Cool then I could live where I live now for more cost, less opportunity, and still be in the cold
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Dec 27, 2020 13:39
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if its yellow you can just eat it
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Dec 27, 2020 14:12
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live in a place that doesn't get very much snow
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Dec 27, 2020 14:55
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Try throwing some calcium chloride on that poo poo. Not only is it ridiculously soluble and hygroscopic (it will suck up moisture from the air to form a puddle if you let it) and dramatically decreases the freezing point of the solution, it also heats up a lot as it dissolves, melting even more snow. Plus it'll probably get rid of your lawn so you won't have mow that anymore and you can inject it into bull balls to kill those balls.
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Dec 27, 2020 15:30
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Naw. If you're a North Dakota county out west you buy radioactive make-up water from the Bakken oil patch and use it to de-ice the county roads.
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Dec 27, 2020 17:28
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What if you use so much flamethrower and radiant heat that the snow melts and the water evaporates What is the melt temperature of blacktop What would our liability look like here
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Dec 27, 2020 22:00
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Melting snow is easy Evaporating all the water is waaaaaaaaay waaaay more energy intensive.
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Dec 27, 2020 22:13
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its all nice on rice posted:The solution is called children. Seconding this and/or low-yield hydrogen bomb.
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Dec 27, 2020 22:24
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Leaf Blower.
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Scald posted:Leaf Blower. I’ve legit seen people do this when I lived in New Jersey
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Dec 27, 2020 22:35
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Linux Pirate posted:Fun fact: this guy also tried to deep fry a whole cow a la aqua teen hunger force. This guy loving rules
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Dec 27, 2020 23:04
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AHH F/UGH posted:This is why I keep hundreds of jars of my own piss on heating elements at all times from November to March I actually watercool my PC with piss
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Dec 27, 2020 23:41
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Suck off the God of the North Wind in exchange for not dumping snow in your driveway
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Dec 28, 2020 05:44
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gather it up in roughly 32 oz portions and apply even pressure to the mass until it becomes dense and spherical
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Dec 28, 2020 05:51
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Ice crystals will liquefy under pressure so just stomp on it a lot.
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Dec 28, 2020 07:28
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Cover the snow with gasoline and set it on fire, the flaming water will flow into the street where it’s no longer your problem.
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Dec 28, 2020 09:56
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Flamethrowers, gasoline, I feel like these are half arsed solutions. Just cover the snow in napalm. E: possibly thermite.
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Dec 28, 2020 10:31
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a giant magnifying glass
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Dec 28, 2020 11:28
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Instead of farting, set to reverse. Point too drive.
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Dec 28, 2020 11:40
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Wait until nightfall and break into your nearest fitness club to steal all the lightly used treadmills. Place the aforementioned treadmills into conveyor arrangements on your driveway and watch that snow get carried away!
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Dec 28, 2020 11:43
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A few sticks of dynamite could probably take care of that snow tbh
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Dec 28, 2020 12:31
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simply make all of the snow into snowmen, then order them to go away
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Dec 28, 2020 12:32
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The Ol' Snow-a-cotta army routine, eh?
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Dec 28, 2020 12:42
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Pee all over it and then it's not really snow
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Colonel Cancer posted:Pee all over it and then it's not really snow People, we are trying to figure out how to get rid of the snow, not give the snow a boner Focus up, let's get some real ideas
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Dec 28, 2020 14:14
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rotinaj posted:People, we are trying to figure out how to get rid of the snow, not give the snow a boner yeah I feel like I'm the only one trying to be productive
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Dec 28, 2020 14:16
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Ok ok. What if we covered all the snow in a tarp and then tried it down and then peed on the tarp? ?
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Dec 28, 2020 14:21
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nobody try that idea, it's a tarp
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Dec 28, 2020 14:27
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Brotherhood of Nod Flame Tank
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Compost generates heat. You could set up a compost pile on your lawn and run pipes from it along the sidewalk to melt snow. So the answer is poop.
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Dec 28, 2020 14:30
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Keep your septic tank under your driveway with vent and heating ducts. The heat and methane from all your poop and warm water waste will keep the temperature slightly above freezing. Also keeps your car unfrozen in the mornings.
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Dec 28, 2020 14:32
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Purchase a few gallons of fruit syrups, spread them on your snow-covered surface, then advertise free all you can eat snow cones to anyone who shows up. The snow will be gone before you know it.
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Dec 28, 2020 14:38
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For those that want it, can one of the flavors be our piss? Only for those that request.
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I don't want to belabor this point, I just feel like if crowds of poor and disfigured people are coming to ward away snow they should get the options they deserve.
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Big Beef City posted:For those that want it, can one of the flavors be our piss? Only for those that request. Yeah we'll set aside a little section for those folks.
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Schweinhund posted:Compost generates heat. You could set up a compost pile on your lawn and run pipes from it along the sidewalk to melt snow. So the answer is poop. Good idea. It's called a steaming load for a reason.
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Dec 28, 2020 17:02
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Live in a building with an underground garage.
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Just build your driveway underground
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give that shovel some shlove
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