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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > Bad feelings
 
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pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!

Halloween Liker posted:

They suck and I do what I can not to have them

I don't do any witchcraft or spirituality or religion or belife of Jesus or whatever.

So therefore I cannot, personally, kill Jesus the Christ.

I'm a warlock (wizard is a slur, learn some respect) and as such I can guarantee you 48 hours of happiness. I'm in the process of the "execution of the Savior", so to speak, and as this should, by Odin's Eye, allow all beings to feel true joy, I'll include you. However, because you TOLD me your desire, it has a limited window of "success", ergo the 48 hours. No need to agree, I've already taken your blood. Cheers

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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > Bad feelings