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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Serious Hardware/Software Crap > YOSPOS > YOSPOS Tweets v1.5: (enlarging bottoms mostly)
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Video Nasty
Jun 17, 2003

NoneMoreNegative posted:

https://twitter.com/junglegutturals/status/1441551201695375360

now all we need is a catchy name for the partition wall between two stalls that has a glory hole in it..?

JOI Division

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Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.


 loving lmao

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Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

Video Nasty posted:

JOI Division
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Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.
 https://twitter.com/bigfivethousand/status/1465359446700277766?s=21

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Second Hand Meat Mouth
Sep 12, 2001

 https://twitter.com/shanselman/status/1465739460327337984

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dpkg chopra
Jun 9, 2007

Fast Food Fight

Grimey Drawer

500 good dogs posted:

https://twitter.com/shanselman/status/1465739460327337984

the pre ssd days were barbaric

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Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

NoneMoreNegative posted:

https://twitter.com/junglegutturals/status/1441551201695375360

now all we need is a catchy name for the partition wall between two stalls that has a glory hole in it..?
A jizzin partition
A peener portal
A wiener screener

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dpkg chopra
Jun 9, 2007

Fast Food Fight

Grimey Drawer
JO Division is perfect, please do not embarrass yourself

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Kernel Sanders
Sep 15, 2020
 https://twitter.com/ThatLittleDemon/status/1465775128449531906?s=20

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Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

 A bit of Foonelore I didn't know:

https://twitter.com/Foone/status/1465779915169533953?t=B6PK-X5O6OE99-7Z1c6QIA&s=19

* # ? Nov 30, 2021 23:05
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Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.
 https://twitter.com/bumpfn/status/1465814023950245896?s=21

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Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.
 happy 100 pages, tweet thread. i knew we could do it

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Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp
https://twitter.com/SophieHaigney/status/1465712182079807494

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rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome
this is my favorite SF city corruption story

https://missionlocal.org/2020/09/rodrigo-santos-dbi/

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rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

quote:

Rodrigo Santos, a licensed civil and structural engineer [ed: at the Department of Building Inspection, or DBI], is accused of the junior high Goofus-level alteration of a check made out to “DBI” to read “RoDBIgo Santos.”

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Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp
i'm not sure if i love rodbigo santos or leland yee's rocket launchers more

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rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

Jonny 290 posted:

i'm not sure if i love rodbigo santos or leland yee's rocket launchers more

one is city, one is state but Rodbigo will always have a place in my heart for the rank amateur 7th-grader-turning-a-D-into-a-B-on-their-report-card type bullshit

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rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome
then again, they were buying the rocket launchers from M.I.L.F so its impossible to say which is funnier

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FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually
there was an offshoot of one of the satanic temples that called themselves the 'continental association of satans hope' but you could shorten that to 'c.a.s.h' when you wrote them a check

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rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome
at some point jawn said "IT IS I, RODBIGO" and i have been loling ever since

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Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

 https://twitter.com/tammieetc/status/1465534611874889734?s=20

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Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp
food waste /grossout videos are no good

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ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.

Jonny 290 posted:

https://twitter.com/SophieHaigney/status/1465712182079807494

:sickos:

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Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

Jonny 290 posted:

food waste /grossout videos are no good

i also have no patience for food waste videos but this one looks like he cooks it pretty normally and eats it at the end. i can't identify the spices but nothing looks disgusting. idk?

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Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp
the sink bowl

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Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

 well yeah he's being dumb and gross about it but he isn't wasting anything. even the piece that falls into the sink he puts back on the plate at the end. who cares if he's gross if he's going to eat it

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Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp
ok FINE

gross videos are bad. stop focusing on the waste thing i was just bucketing all the things i hate

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Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

 I was just impressed by him barehanding the meat in the boiling oil.

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ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


 https://twitter.com/anon_opin/status/1465831772273393667

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MrQueasy
Nov 15, 2005

Probiot-ICK
https://twitter.com/codyastolfo/status/1465831422296535042?s=21
https://twitter.com/codyastolfo/status/1465831432589299713?s=21

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Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

MrQueasy posted:

https://twitter.com/codyastolfo/status/1465831422296535042?s=21
https://twitter.com/codyastolfo/status/1465831432589299713?s=21
:orb:

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El Mero Mero
Oct 13, 2001

 I'm very happy that we have another round of orb memes

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Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



 "round" does seem to be the appropriate group noun for that.

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Achmed Jones
Oct 16, 2004

Jonny 290 posted:

i was just bucketing all the things i hate

but your monitor was on

jk i hope you don't hate yourself!

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alexandriao
Jul 20, 2019


 https://twitter.com/SydSteyerhart/status/1466077521531842568

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ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


 https://twitter.com/eggshellfriend/status/1465855239526002689

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ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


 https://twitter.com/monica_farrell/status/1465862176619433985

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graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts
 https://twitter.com/realemilyloud/status/1465880895265533955

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alexandriao
Jul 20, 2019


 https://twitter.com/tara_chara/status/1465866295686180864

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alexandriao
Jul 20, 2019


 https://twitter.com/lolkat/status/1465910180000919557

https://twitter.com/qDot/status/1465917423974944770

* # ? Dec 1, 2021 19:10
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