YOSPOS Tweets v1.5: (enlarging bottoms mostly)

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MrQueasy: Nov 15, 2005; Probiot-ICK

rjmccall posted:

why would hacking instagram let someone steal all the apes

other than criminally right-clicking all the apes

were they keeping private keys for all the apes on instagram

why were they keeping private keys for all the apes on instagram

Every time I look for an answer to things like this, the answer is usually something so dumb that parody is impossible.

# ? Apr 26, 2022 04:34

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# ? May 14, 2024 16:16

Agile Vector: May 21, 2007; scrum bored

it's often merely posting a bad address and saying "send your ape here for an apegrade" and these dildos lineup for the fleecing

# ? Apr 26, 2022 04:38

MrQueasy: Nov 15, 2005; Probiot-ICK

Agile Vector posted:

it's often merely posting a bad address and saying "send your ape here for an apegrade" and these dildos lineup for the fleecing

According to the article linked in the parent tweet it was this.

"GET SOME FREE APES! Click this link!" (Signed: The official Ape Quay or whatever)

# ? Apr 26, 2022 04:39

Agile Vector: May 21, 2007; scrum bored

MrQueasy posted:

According to the article linked in the parent tweet it was this.

"GET SOME FREE APES! Click this link!" (Signed: The official Ape Quay or whatever)

amazing! people've been running this scam on fake elon twitter accounts for ages, i shouldn't be surprised nfters fall for it from a hacked authoritative account, but i am

# ? Apr 26, 2022 04:43

rjmccall: Sep 7, 2007; no worries friend; Fun Shoe

ah okay, thanks. they didn�t steal unsold apes, they stole apes from a presorted list of clueless suckers with money to burn

# ? Apr 26, 2022 05:29

chaosbreather: Dec 9, 2001; Wry and wise,
but also very sexual.

MrQueasy posted:

Every time I look for an answer to things like this, the answer is usually something so dumb that parody is impossible.

oooh i bet they use something like oauth to link your instagram to your nft wallet but didn't bother implementing different scopes so the key that instagram directly stores gets full permission to send any api command. i bet there was a discussion like "its instagram, we can trust them"

edit: lol or something much dumber lol

# ? Apr 26, 2022 05:49

Kenny Logins: Jan 11, 2011; EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

MrQueasy posted:

YOSPOS Tweets v1.3: I Can't Believe There are Two Elon Musk Threads Now

# ? Apr 26, 2022 11:32

Video Nasty: Jun 17, 2003

https://twitter.com/clownhound/status/940747686873100291

# ? Apr 26, 2022 22:28

ultrafilter: Aug 23, 2007; It's okay if you have any questions.

https://twitter.com/ithayla/status/1519036616513257472

All I want for Christmas is....

# ? Apr 27, 2022 03:17

Jonny 290: May 5, 2005; [ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

the problem with tsla taking a poo poo is that it'd have wide ranging wall street side effects and that would have housing market effects and this is how you get 100 suburban white dude mass shooters a day

they have us hostage and you should never lose sight of that truth

# ? Apr 27, 2022 06:57

BaldDwarfOnPCP: Jun 26, 2019; by Pragmatica

Jonny 290 posted:

the problem with tsla taking a poo poo is that it'd have wide ranging wall street side effects and that would have housing market effects and this is how you get 100 suburban white dude mass shooters a day

they have us hostage and you should never lose sight of that truth

Man you sound scared. I understand where you�re coming from but and yeah the school shootings just don�t stop and the Walmart ones

But is that why you are a first amendment advocate?

I understand how the suburbs create a little monsters so I feel you but I don�t know man

# ? Apr 27, 2022 15:00

GATOS Y VATOS: Aug 22, 2002

https://twitter.com/amahisa/status/1519313779087278083?s=20&t=QHoSRM2teGH5tOAYauJhMQ

# ? Apr 27, 2022 15:17

Kenny Logins: Jan 11, 2011; EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

BaldDwarfOnPCP posted:

Man you sound scared. I understand where you�re coming from but and yeah the school shootings just don�t stop and the Walmart ones

But is that why you are a first amendment advocate?

I understand how the suburbs create a little monsters so I feel you but I don�t know man

let's not do this in the yospos tweet thread please. there are at least 2-3 others (hellworld incl.) where this might work better

# ? Apr 27, 2022 15:18

jesus WEP: Oct 17, 2004

cosigned

# ? Apr 27, 2022 15:27

Video Nasty: Jun 17, 2003

https://twitter.com/elmago3221/status/1517746686466138112

# ? Apr 27, 2022 15:59

mediaphage: Mar 22, 2007; Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through

Video Nasty posted:

https://twitter.com/elmago3221/status/1517746686466138112

the church is a blight on humanity so of course they kill parrots with their loving smoke

# ? Apr 27, 2022 16:04

Agile Vector: May 21, 2007; scrum bored

Video Nasty posted:

https://twitter.com/elmago3221/status/1517746686466138112

while true, you can only smoke out a bird of equal coloration rank, so priests get ravens and the pope gets cockatiels

# ? Apr 27, 2022 16:10

Powerful Two-Hander: Mar 10, 2004; Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.

Video Nasty posted:

https://twitter.com/elmago3221/status/1517746686466138112

Ah, stercus est bonus

# ? Apr 27, 2022 16:18

mediaphage: Mar 22, 2007; Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through

Agile Vector posted:

while true, you can only smoke out a bird of equal coloration rank, so priests get ravens and the pope gets cockatiels

pope gets cockatoos since they also have ridiculous headwear

# ? Apr 27, 2022 16:22

ultrafilter: Aug 23, 2007; It's okay if you have any questions.

https://twitter.com/TamidaShiburi/status/1105815506957856768

# ? Apr 27, 2022 16:38

mediaphage: Mar 22, 2007; Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through

ugh

# ? Apr 27, 2022 16:45

KoRMaK: Jul 31, 2012

ultrafilter posted:

https://twitter.com/TamidaShiburi/status/1105815506957856768

start wandaws ngmraglly rear end type font

# ? Apr 27, 2022 16:52

Sagebrush: Feb 26, 2012

KoRMaK posted:

ftart wandaws ngmraglly afs type font

# ? Apr 27, 2022 16:56

graph: Nov 22, 2006; aaag peanuts

KoRMaK posted:

start wandaws ngmraglly rear end type font

lol

# ? Apr 27, 2022 17:21

Video Nasty: Jun 17, 2003

Sagebrush posted:

ftart wandawf ngmraglly aff type pfont

# ? Apr 27, 2022 17:29

Roosevelt: Jul 18, 2009; I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

wouldnt you just end up with a parrot whos even crankier because now it wants a cigarette?

# ? Apr 27, 2022 17:29

Sagebrush: Feb 26, 2012

Video Nasty posted:

the long s is only used at the start or middle of a word. if the s is the last letter, or follows another s, it is the regular short s that we are used to.

# ? Apr 27, 2022 17:32

mediaphage: Mar 22, 2007; Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through

Sagebrush posted:

the long s is only used at the start or middle of a word. if the s is the last letter, or follows another s, it is the regular short s that we are used to.

i think you can have a double long s in the middle of a word, sometimes. i have seen a copy of froissart's chronicles that definitely featured the double long s

# ? Apr 27, 2022 17:42

ultrafilter: Aug 23, 2007; It's okay if you have any questions.

Sagebrush posted:

the long s is only used at the start or middle of a word. if the s is the last letter, or follows another s, it is the regular short s that we are used to.

mediaphage posted:

i think you can have a double long s in the middle of a word, sometimes. i have seen a copy of froissart's chronicles that definitely featured the double long s

It's complicated.

# ? Apr 27, 2022 17:54

BaldDwarfOnPCP: Jun 26, 2019; by Pragmatica

Kenny Logins posted:

let's not do this in the yospos tweet thread please. there are at least 2-3 others (hellworld incl.) where this might work better

sorry

and understood

# ? Apr 27, 2022 18:18

ultrafilter: Aug 23, 2007; It's okay if you have any questions.

https://twitter.com/sw17ch/status/1519362236921262080

# ? Apr 27, 2022 18:54

Kenny Logins: Jan 11, 2011; EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

BaldDwarfOnPCP posted:

sorry

and understood

ty

https://twitter.com/alexblechman/status/1519341338621366272?s=21&t=Tpqpuqkw3zjYnefjORvXrA

# ? Apr 27, 2022 20:31

Kenny Logins: Jan 11, 2011; EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.