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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Serious Hardware/Software Crap > YOSPOS > YOSPOS Tweets v1.5: (enlarging bottoms mostly)
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dioxazine
Oct 14, 2004

 https://twitter.com/BFRyback/status/1603148475881123841

* # ? Dec 17, 2022 13:44
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Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.

dioxazine posted:

https://twitter.com/BFRyback/status/1603148475881123841

nearly achieved a multitrack drift in the second one :eyepop:

* # ? Dec 17, 2022 13:59
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ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


 https://twitter.com/techwontsaveus/status/1604104535340883970

No surprises here in the choices or the results but I think the finals and the runner-ups will be a little less predictable.

* # ? Dec 17, 2022 16:11
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Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.


 musk will ban everyone that votes against him

* # ? Dec 17, 2022 16:54
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EricBauman
Nov 30, 2005

DOLF IS RECHTVAARDIG
this is the most anyone has ever approved of jeff bezos

Powerful Two-Hander posted:

musk will ban everyone that votes against him

inshallah

* # ? Dec 17, 2022 16:57
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Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

 predicting zuck will edge out thiel somehow

* # ? Dec 17, 2022 17:42
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dpkg chopra
Jun 9, 2007

Fast Food Fight

Grimey Drawer
Sheer name id

* # ? Dec 17, 2022 19:06
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NLJP
Aug 26, 2004


 I still think bezos is ultimately worse for the world but not surprised Elon is winning the bracket for lots of reasons

* # ? Dec 18, 2022 00:10
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haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
I don't know if mastodon had a mascot before, but it does now

https://twitter.com/mattsheffield/status/1604173861217390592

* # ? Dec 18, 2022 02:28
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dpkg chopra
Jun 9, 2007

Fast Food Fight

Grimey Drawer
must be a friend of Tim Apple

* # ? Dec 18, 2022 04:03
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Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

 John Mastodon is dating Marilyn Lockheed

* # ? Dec 18, 2022 06:55
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ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


 https://twitter.com/techwontsaveus/status/1604463105639342080

Voting is off-site to keep the results secret.

* # ? Dec 18, 2022 16:47
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ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


 https://twitter.com/molly0xFFF/status/1603847965956767750

* # ? Dec 18, 2022 16:48
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dioxazine
Oct 14, 2004

ultrafilter posted:

https://twitter.com/molly0xFFF/status/1603847965956767750

i want to say, 'there's no way' but..

* # ? Dec 18, 2022 16:53
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tk
Dec 10, 2003

Nap Ghost

ultrafilter posted:

https://twitter.com/molly0xFFF/status/1603847965956767750

Double points if there’s a nearby data file and console app that generates this code.

* # ? Dec 18, 2022 16:56
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GATOS Y VATOS
Aug 22, 2002


 Jesus Christ
https://twitter.com/zdroberts/status/1604566010241204225?s=46&t=-cfPvYxcIrdYECmCeO3-kQ

* # ? Dec 18, 2022 21:01
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MiniFoo
Dec 25, 2006

METHAMPHETAMINE

 me finally leaving twitter

https://twitter.com/mondomascots/status/1604396056472522752

* # ? Dec 18, 2022 21:16
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Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

MiniFoo posted:

me finally leaving twitter

https://twitter.com/mondomascots/status/1604396056472522752
* # ? Dec 18, 2022 21:16
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ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


 https://twitter.com/JohnDeVore/status/1603842749777776652

* # ? Dec 18, 2022 21:19
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Midjack
Dec 24, 2007

GATOS Y VATOS posted:

Jesus Christ
https://twitter.com/zdroberts/status/1604566010241204225?s=46&t=-cfPvYxcIrdYECmCeO3-kQ

some theme's missing, gee i wonder what it could be.

lmao the guy who wrote it is a beltway bandit.

* # ? Dec 18, 2022 21:21
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NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN MASTER



shit wizard dad

 My Great-Grandfather made cloth, that's why my surname is Weaver

My Great-Grandfather made bread, that's why my surname is Baker

...

https://twitter.com/ActualNames1/status/1604591181588885505

She was very popular in fireplace circles

* # ? Dec 18, 2022 22:38
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Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.
 https://twitter.com/ryanqnorth/status/1604585160854458369?s=46&t=ZTxN1VD5wv3SScRnSdA6WA

* # ? Dec 18, 2022 22:44
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Gnossiennes
Jan 7, 2013


Loving chairs more every day!

GATOS Y VATOS posted:

Jesus Christ
https://twitter.com/zdroberts/status/1604566010241204225?s=46&t=-cfPvYxcIrdYECmCeO3-kQ

yikes
* # ? Dec 18, 2022 23:06
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Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

Gnossiennes posted:

yikes
* # ? Dec 18, 2022 23:09
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ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


 https://twitter.com/techwontsaveus/status/1604624698192678912

* # ? Dec 19, 2022 00:52
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Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.

ultrafilter posted:

https://twitter.com/techwontsaveus/status/1604624698192678912

couldn't even win this elon, what a loser

* # ? Dec 19, 2022 01:00
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post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011

ultrafilter posted:

https://twitter.com/techwontsaveus/status/1604624698192678912

wow his goose is cooked now.... peter theil come take this L sir!!!

* # ? Dec 19, 2022 01:24
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Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



 i find it supremely funny all these wannabe methuselah billionaires look like they're speedrunning the first 900 by the time they reach 50

maybe it's the combo of hair plugs and flat dye jobs, or the plastic surgery with the dietary habits of a medival king

* # ? Dec 19, 2022 02:08
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GATOS Y VATOS
Aug 22, 2002


 https://twitter.com/thatsamwinkler/status/1604857588709195778?s=46&t=4qoPzs83JxfxoqkuDasucw

* # ? Dec 20, 2022 03:14
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rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

GATOS Y VATOS posted:

https://twitter.com/thatsamwinkler/status/1604857588709195778?s=46&t=4qoPzs83JxfxoqkuDasucw

fuckin lol

* # ? Dec 20, 2022 03:23
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ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


 I was not prepared for that.

* # ? Dec 20, 2022 04:42
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rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

ultrafilter posted:

I was not prepared for that.

how could you have been?

* # ? Dec 20, 2022 05:00
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Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

 https://twitter.com/moldbaby56/status/1604734270060339200?t=F-O7Bj20f8B1oQ6AhiRjyA&s=19

* # ? Dec 20, 2022 16:30
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Video Nasty
Jun 17, 2003

 https://twitter.com/zuza_real/status/1489354865600045056

* # ? Dec 20, 2022 19:10
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jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004

GATOS Y VATOS posted:

https://twitter.com/thatsamwinkler/status/1604857588709195778?s=46&t=4qoPzs83JxfxoqkuDasucw
i think that guy lives in new york and takes pretty pictures of it

* # ? Dec 20, 2022 19:22
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The Fool
Oct 16, 2003


 https://twitter.com/robdenbleyker/status/1605268924450349094?s=46&t=1FuuZClZQdIoUFgrOU3skg

* # ? Dec 20, 2022 20:55
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haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
a bag containing a crumpled up wrapper

* # ? Dec 20, 2022 21:12
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dpkg chopra
Jun 9, 2007

Fast Food Fight

Grimey Drawer
oh great, another Hunter Biden story

* # ? Dec 20, 2022 21:19
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Dijkstracula
Mar 18, 2003

You can't spell 'vector field' without me, Professor!

The Fool posted:

https://twitter.com/robdenbleyker/status/1605268924450349094?s=46&t=1FuuZClZQdIoUFgrOU3skg

none burger with, uh, none beef?

* # ? Dec 20, 2022 21:22
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The Fool
Oct 16, 2003

haveblue posted:

a bag containing a crumpled up wrapper

https://twitter.com/robdenbleyker/status/1605274314797883400?s=46&t=Uw2MX_WuT2hw4wo40NpISg

* # ? Dec 20, 2022 21:56
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