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PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


mediaphage posted:

i see dead beeple

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git apologist
Jun 4, 2003

Sagebrush posted:

is that because they don't have kids and don't understand, or because they have no sense of humor and think that's some sort of child abuse?

it’s because he has poor delivery, honed from years of yosposting

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

President Beep posted:

i was participating in this planning workshop thingy yesterday and as an icebreaker the facilitator asked everyone what their favorite breakfast food was. when it was my turn i said “whatever i can cram in my mouth before my kids track me down”. no one laughed.
struggle is real
https://twitter.com/mervatim/status/1385471187329986565?s=21

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

Gentle Autist posted:

it’s because he has poor delivery, honed from years of yosposting

it’s like how when paul knife fights that first fremen dude but has trouble killing him because he’s too used to shield fighting.

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

lol. excellent.

git apologist
Jun 4, 2003

President Beep posted:

it’s like how when paul knife fights that first fremen dude but has trouble killing him because he’s too used to shield fighting.

yeah, just like that mmmhmm

Best Bi Geek Squid
Mar 25, 2016

holy poo poo maybe I should have kids. I didn’t know you could make them be badass

Beve Stuscemi
Jun 6, 2001




https://twitter.com/astrotoya/status/1385366937430016000?s=21

Video Nasty
Jun 17, 2003

https://twitter.com/i/status/1385615364705460231

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

I scored another block :j:

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

Fatty Crabcakes posted:

I scored another block :j:


outstanding.

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp
thats even better than me eating block from the senior editor of the atlantic, nice

psiox
Oct 15, 2001

Babylon 5 Street Team
the gently caress is scott's take there, that it's actually such an obvious crime that it had to all have been faked, FAKED i tell you?

Beve Stuscemi
Jun 6, 2001




his take is that chauvin knew something that we can’t see in the video that justifies him murdering Floyd

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

Jim Silly-Balls posted:

his take is that chauvin knew something that we can’t see in the video that justifies him murdering Floyd
his take is literally #FuckYou and deserves no greater charity than that

psiox
Oct 15, 2001

Babylon 5 Street Team

Kenny Logins posted:

his take is literally #FuckYou and deserves no greater charity than that

upon further consideration: agreed

mod saas
May 4, 2004

Grimey Drawer
his take is the classic bitcoin “it can’t be that stupid, i must be misunderstanding it” but projected outward on everyone like that fucker with all the slime from guardians of the galaxy 2

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

it's one of those "conservative accidentally makes a good point" things, no?

"what's your theory on why a police officer would murder someone over several minutes in front of cameras?"

"he is a murderous racist, and he believed the system made him invulnerable to prosecution"

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp
his target audience wouldnt have the mental capacity to fathom cops not being our all powerful police daddies who are always right, so i'm not sure we can be that charitable

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Jonny 290 posted:

thats even better than me eating block from the senior editor of the atlantic, nice
The one I'm most proud of is



Next on the list was Neil DeGrasse Tyson but I just caught a probe for poo poo-talking Caitlyn fuckin Jenner

in a well actually
Jan 26, 2011

dude, you gotta end it on the rhyme

the most heinous crime known to twitter

besmirching a white celebrity

psiox
Oct 15, 2001

Babylon 5 Street Team

Fatty Crabcakes posted:

Next on the list was Neil DeGrasse Tyson but I just caught a probe for poo poo-talking Caitlyn fuckin Jenner

lol

bless you for doing the good work nonetheless o7

mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through

Fatty Crabcakes posted:

but I just caught a probe for poo poo-talking Caitlyn fuckin Jenner

that's basically a moral imperative though

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

mediaphage posted:

that's basically a moral imperative though
Yeah and it wasn't even very spicy

mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through

Fatty Crabcakes posted:

Yeah and it wasn't even very spicy



lmao she is such garbage

psiox
Oct 15, 2001

Babylon 5 Street Team

mediaphage posted:

lmao she is such garbage

psiox
Oct 15, 2001

Babylon 5 Street Team

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

Fatty Crabcakes posted:

Yeah and it wasn't even very spicy



who is this supposed to be hateful against?

Best Bi Geek Squid
Mar 25, 2016

Fatty Crabcakes posted:

Yeah and it wasn't even very spicy



as a filthy gutter whore I'm fine with this

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


Jonny 290 posted:

his target audience wouldnt have the mental capacity to fathom cops not being our all powerful police daddies who are always right, so i'm not sure we can be that charitable
there’s almost certainly a scary number of people who think that he murdered a defenceless black man, and good on him for it

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.
https://twitter.com/moltisantithots/status/1382437253025124353?s=21

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

Fatty Crabcakes posted:

I scored another block :j:



lol irl

duz
Jul 11, 2005

Come on Ilhan, lets go bag us a shitpost


Sagebrush posted:

who is this supposed to be hateful against?

im sure its an automated system seeing the word whore

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually
godzilla v kong as nature doumentary

https://twitter.com/Jamie24272184/status/1385421200277520390

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

duz posted:

im sure its an automated system seeing the word whore
Nah, I just got report-bombed and I've got strikes

Facebook, however, did jail me for jokingly calling someone a pig. AI is super cool

Best Bi Geek Squid
Mar 25, 2016

good kitty

Devonaut
Jul 10, 2001

Devoted Astronaut

so yeah jaguars

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ROPTP0yyroA

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



Fatty Crabcakes posted:

Yeah and it wasn't even very spicy



you got popped for that? fuckin' twitter, geez.

Beve Stuscemi
Jun 6, 2001




https://twitter.com/uncle_june/status/1385617385999175683?s=21

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MiniFoo
Dec 25, 2006

METHAMPHETAMINE

https://twitter.com/dril/status/1385782373187342336

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