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EIDE Van Hagar
Dec 8, 2000

Beep Boop

Pile Of Garbage posted:

did you just tell me to go gently caress myself!?!?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WEZQvBKmJTE

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NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

https://twitter.com/pappademas/status/1613001791117099011


lol, also some of the replies are better-than-average funny

jeebus bob
Nov 4, 2004

Festina lente
https://twitter.com/EvilAlienReplic/status/1613268042687074304?s=20&t=27v-_V_v3D1QJbYyP-CNFQ
:laffo:

post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011

https://twitter.com/Gaber205/status/1612960616754589697

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/depthsofwiki/status/1613305509691416583

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome
closed bug as fraudulent, no one is interested in Anaheim, California.

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

pseudorandom name posted:

ok, how do I get a copy for free?

you just have to claim a disability. using linux counts as a disability

GATOS Y VATOS
Aug 22, 2002


rotor posted:

closed bug as fraudulent, no one is interested in Anaheim, California.

:hmmyes:

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually

akadajet posted:

you just have to claim a disability. using linux counts as a disability
put a slackware cd on your car dashboard and you can park in any handicapped spot (#lifehack)

pseudorandom name
May 6, 2007

akadajet posted:

you just have to claim a disability. using linux counts as a disability

where do I do this?

post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011

akadajet posted:

you just have to claim a disability. using linux counts as a disability

do i qualify for state benefits because of this linux brain

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

post hole digger posted:

do i qualify for state benefits because of this linux brain

just showin up at the welfare office like "INSTALL SLACKWARE" and some lady comes out like oh you poor man lets get you some help come on over

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.


rotor posted:

closed bug as fraudulent, no one is interested in Anaheim, California.

more like "bug closed works for me"

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.


or possibly "could not reproduce"

jeebus bob
Nov 4, 2004

Festina lente

Powerful Two-Hander posted:

or possibly "could not reproduce"

LOL

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome
one of the advantages of working at the print shop was when someone asked me what I did for a living i would just tell them I reproduced.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/NoContextBrits/status/1613259856764346384

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


rotor posted:

one of the advantages of working at the print shop was when someone asked me what I did for a living i would just tell them I reproduced.

im a pipelayer (for jenkins pipelines)

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

PokeJoe posted:

im a pipelayer (for jenkins pipelines)

no. you're a blue ball haver

MrQueasy
Nov 15, 2005

Probiot-ICK

PokeJoe posted:

im a pipelayer (for jenkins pipelines)

A Jenkineer

SpaceAceJase
Nov 8, 2008

and you
have proved
to be...

a real shitty poster,
and a real james
Jenkass

post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011

me

https://twitter.com/Senn_Spud/status/1466839759884406786

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome
for reals tho mcveigh probably did not work alone and also the gore vidal piece about him is worth reading

in a well actually
Jan 26, 2011

dude, you gotta end it on the rhyme

rotor posted:

for reals tho mcveigh probably did not work alone and also the gore vidal piece about him is worth reading

:hmmyes:

pseudorandom name
May 6, 2007

no poo poo he worked with terry nichols and michael & lori fortier

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/claricetudor_/status/1613246556899008530

Another Bill
Sep 27, 2018

Born on the bayou
died in a cave
bbq and posting
is all I crave

pseudorandom name posted:

no poo poo he worked with terry nichols and michael & lori fortier

Probably some other people out of Elohim City too.

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

https://twitter.com/glitch_wolfe/status/1613734067626991616?t=bEtZRSel17ctLkw6q2LUyg&s=19

Moby_Dick
Apr 18, 2003

You'd think I've been riding the L all my life.

rotor posted:

for reals tho mcveigh probably did not work alone and also the gore vidal piece about him is worth reading

worth reading but also taking with a massive grain of salt considering Vidals various axes to grind. if you’ve read a lot of his stuff from the New York review of books over the years, it’s hard to separate most of his unsubstantiated claims on various topics from his mastery of prose

great writer tho

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

https://twitter.com/lolennui/status/1614278843132698629?s=20

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/ShitMgmtSays/status/1614339227894026241

This is in reference to the story described in JP Morgan Says Startup Founder Used Millions Of Fake Customers To Dupe It Into An Acquisition.

post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011

lol

dpkg chopra
Jun 9, 2007

Fast Food Fight

Grimey Drawer

quote:

“Javice first pushed back on JPMC’s request, arguing that she could not share her customer list due to privacy concerns,”

4.2 million students? With active student loans? In this economy? Located entirely within your poorly documented startup?

Yes.

May we see them?

No.

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
…but what if I were to purchase bulk email addresses and disguise them as my own customers? delightfully devilish, javice!

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.


Matt Levine had a newsletter on that whole saga and lmao at the JP Morgan big brains working on that deal

ShimaTetsuo
Sep 9, 2001

Maximus Quietus
on the one hand, scamming banks is always cool and good. on the other, frank appears to have also been a scam for stealing students' data which is not great

one time a data vendor sent a spreadsheet that seemed incomplete and ended at exactly 16384 rows. the last version to have that few rows was excel 95. this was in 2014.

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

https://twitter.com/ActualNames1/status/1614714203012755456

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

https://twitter.com/m1sschad/status/1614145855346409472?s=20

post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011

https://twitter.com/doxellis/status/1614180983607275526

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FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually
https://twitter.com/DJ_Link/status/1614555499038494720

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