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haveblue posted:we used to be a proper company, where users and funding fell from the sky for free and nobody regulated us or blamed us for destroying the world becoming a RETVRN guy for circa 2010 San Francisco.
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haveblue posted:twitter isn’t a faang Petition to rename FAANG to: Apple Redis Amazon Salesforce Powerful Two-Hander fucked around with this message at 20:52 on Jan 30, 2023 |
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i used to work at some place where the CEO was constantly complaining about how lazy the programmers were and when HE was a programmer he was working 12 hour days and weekends. The same employee without fail would respond with "yes, because you owned 60% of the company. Give the programmers you're asking to work 12 hour days and weekends 10% of the company and you'll absolutely see that kind of effort" and somehow the CEO never responded. Anyway, giant companies talking about being 'scrappy' and 'nimble' never fails to be hilarious to me. Its just such transparent bullshit.
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ultrafilter posted:The S should probably be Salesforce but other than that it's perfect. gently caress I knew there was a better one. The R is a bit questionable as well without going down the micRosoft route e: arguably ubeR is better e2: loving Redis lol Powerful Two-Hander fucked around with this message at 20:51 on Jan 30, 2023 |
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rotor posted:i used to work at some place where the CEO was constantly complaining about how lazy the programmers were and when HE was a programmer he was working 12 hour days and weekends. The same employee without fail would respond with "yes, because you owned 60% of the company. Give the programmers you're asking to work 12 hour days and weekends 10% of the company and you'll absolutely see that kind of effort" and somehow the CEO never responded. not an endorsement of dhh in general but i do appreciate he's one ceo that has been pushing back against this grindset bullshit for years https://twitter.com/dhh/status/1225148526033637377 https://twitter.com/dhh/status/1225150789821198337
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Roosevelt posted:FAANG cafeterias to be replaced with a half-empty case of ramen and a fridge full of condiments ramen sounds about right because, now that it's Meta, the acronym is MANGA
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GATOS Y VATOS posted:https://twitter.com/jimrosenthal4/status/1619867327914467328?s=46&t=r024Cl1UEOBg5kJjuI3PzA idk for a struggling artist it must be nice to drive what looks like an Audi Q5
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Powerful Two-Hander posted:https://twitter.com/JUNlPER/status/...ingawful.com%2F Animogus
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GATOS Y VATOS posted:https://twitter.com/wlwshitonly/status/1619840976218107906?s=20&t=GCshIUutDeh0m7mH57apmA lmao and I just posted this as well, I was loving wheezing when it dropped in the 'out' hopper https://twitter.com/nonemorenegativ/status/1620152176633946122 mods pls un-inline if you feel this many boobs is in violation of the Cidrick Accords
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i'm divergin' to infinity over here!!
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haveblue posted:8008135 8888135 e: Wait gently caress I forgot a B jeebus bob fucked around with this message at 13:03 on Jan 31, 2023 |
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jeebus bob posted:888135
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rotor posted:the set of all big natural numbers jeebus bob posted:8888135
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lomarf holy poo poo i'm dying y'all
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There's also this talk about baby got back!
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Powerful Two-Hander posted:There's also this rob liefeld-rear end ai
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