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ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.



Don't use img tags for video.

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Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.
😗👌 also :lol: @ thread title

Clark Nova
Jul 18, 2004

picturing that guy doing the "simple country lawyer" bit with a foghorn leghorn accent and spittle on his collar

MrQueasy
Nov 15, 2005

Probiot-ICK

Clark Nova posted:

picturing that guy doing the "simple country lawyer" bit with a foghorn leghorn accent and spittle on his collar

Foghorn Leghorn impresssion done by Richard Kind

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.
the guy is literally a mississippi lawyer lol

why is his shoulder so wet/greasy tho

MrQueasy
Nov 15, 2005

Probiot-ICK

Kenny Logins posted:

the guy is literally a mississippi lawyer lol

why is his shoulder so wet/greasy tho

I submit to the jury the Mississippi summertime weather.

Your honor, some dudes be sweaty.

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.
i’m just slowly rotating the whole SNL “maine justice” sketch in my head now. this guy is the charlie day character

rjmccall
Sep 7, 2007

no worries friend
Fun Shoe
edit: better link

https://www.tiktok.com/@gamechangershow/video/7253148165463952686?lang=en

rjmccall fucked around with this message at 17:17 on Aug 10, 2024

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


rjmccall posted:

better link


hmm

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.
its pretty great as bits go, ty for posting it. but i also remind ppl that there’s a perfectly good tiktok thread

rjmccall
Sep 7, 2007

no worries friend
Fun Shoe
oh i posted it because people were talking about country lawyers and foghorn leghorn. but if you haven’t seen any of the dropout stuff like make some noise before, you should check it out

rjmccall
Sep 7, 2007

no worries friend
Fun Shoe

unfortunately youtube shorts have a strict 1:00 time limit so that version actually has like 15s edited out. it’s a pretty good edit, but still

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually

REIGNING YOSPOS COSTCO KING
https://x.com/CSMFHT/status/1822592214494859592

the full version:

quote:

oompa loompa doopity-do
ive got another riddle for you
what do you get when sleep with your mum?
a curse on your kids for decades to come

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually

REIGNING YOSPOS COSTCO KING
https://x.com/HowThingsWork_/status/1822663683601809422

lament.cfg
Dec 28, 2006

we have such posts
to show you




👏😂

fatty crabcakes
Jun 2, 2023

save my seat I'm gonna go pinch one off
Poor freckles, thought about the deal with airline peanuts and died

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

fatty crabcakes posted:

Poor freckles, thought about the deal with airline peanuts and died

Clark Nova
Jul 18, 2004

I would be happy to fly in the windowless tube if I got a wooden pen physically separating the other passengers from me

Dijkstracula
Mar 18, 2003

You can't spell 'vector field' without me, Professor!

just imagine the smell :stare:

those poor pilots

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

Dijkstracula posted:

just imagine the smell :stare:

wait until you find out there's a HORSE MODE button

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

Clark Nova posted:

I would be happy to fly in the windowless tube if I got a wooden pen physically separating the other passengers from me

same. and you can poo poo right on the floor!

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.


huh, I always thought they did it by boat

EricBauman
Nov 30, 2005

DOLF IS RECHTVAARDIG
when australia hosted the olympics in 56, the equestrian events were in sweden because australia was super serious about veterinary quarantine.

it was also much easier for the euros, who were the most serious about horse stuff, and i guess the ioc and the australian organizing committee werent going to consider the interests of the few asian countries closer to australia that also wanted to do horsing anyway

rowkey bilbao
Jul 24, 2023
do they dose them with horse tranq ? You wouldn't want a horse freakout in that plane

dpkg chopra
Jun 9, 2007

Fast Food Fight

Grimey Drawer

This is actually Air Force 2 during the Trump Administration.

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

Official Carrier of the Neil Bush Torch

when elon finally hits the jackpot

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

rowkey bilbao posted:

do they dose them with horse tranq ? You wouldn't want a horse freakout in that plane

i wouldn't be surprised if they have nitrous oxide or whatever the horsie equivalent is flowing through the cabin during the entire flight

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.


rotor posted:

when elon finally hits the jackpot

is he sending them to mars?

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



https://x.com/dontbuy_/status/1822886484703084575?t=HBUqf2DylXXH3_uSkmA2Gg&s=19

pmchem
Jan 22, 2010


impressive. very nice. let's see Albini

Visions of Valerie
Jun 18, 2023

Come this autumn, we'll be miles away...

pmchem posted:

impressive. very nice. let's see Albini



requiescat in pace

goblin week
Jan 26, 2019

Absolute clown.

rowkey bilbao posted:

do they dose them with horse tranq ? You wouldn't want a horse freakout in that plane

hello i'm an actual expert on the topic lol. they don't, at least not in this specific case: a tranquilized horse cannot stand up and they'd need way more space

goblin week
Jan 26, 2019

Absolute clown.

Powerful Two-Hander posted:

huh, I always thought they did it by boat

it'd take loving foreeeveeerr and keeping the horses in a confined boat area for weeks would be more detrimental to their health than air travel's discomfort

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.


goblin week posted:

it'd take loving foreeeveeerr and keeping the horses in a confined boat area for weeks would be more detrimental to their health than air travel's discomfort

I mean yeah, but I guess I didn't think of "have an actual horse plane"

seems like a concentration of risk as well, they should send them separately incase there's a crash like with business travel or whatever

also jfc it must stink

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

they always leave one Olympic horse on a different plane to preserve the chain of horse command

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

Powerful Two-Hander posted:

huh, I always thought they did it by boat

That's only for seahorses.

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.


Tunicate posted:

That's only for seahorses.

:golfclap:

shackleford
Sep 4, 2006

goblin week posted:

hello i'm an actual expert on the topic lol. they don't, at least not in this specific case: a tranquilized horse cannot stand up and they'd need way more space

does horse xanax exist, though? like something that makes the horses not give a poo poo about being stuffed into a metal tube but doesn't make them totally pass out? i always found popping an alprazolam on the jetway to be superior to getting plastered in the terminal, that way i wouldn't need to piss in flight like, uhh, like an animal that pisses a lot

ArcMage
Sep 14, 2007

What is this thread?

Ramrod XTreme
Ketamine typically

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shackleford
Sep 4, 2006

oh lol it's not just for billionaires?

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