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shackleford posted:oh lol it's not just for billionaires? the billionaires stole it from rave kids
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its a private afterhours drug, lol at people taking that poo poo in public
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no no no its ok see theyre microdosing it totally different
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graph posted:its a private afterhours drug, lol at people taking that poo poo in public Actually, dancing on ketamine is awesome.
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Aug 13, 2024 19:08
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shackleford posted:does horse xanax exist, though? like something that makes the horses not give a poo poo about being stuffed into a metal tube but doesn't make them totally pass out? i always found popping an alprazolam on the jetway to be superior to getting plastered in the terminal, that way i wouldn't need to piss in flight like, uhh, like an animal that pisses a lot if needed, it's romifidine, usually! ketamine (as well as xylazine, the other popular horse sedative) has a side effect of causing strong muscle spasms which is the last thing you want them to do on a plane. it doesn't last as long as ativan (roughly two hours) but since these olympics were held in paris most participating nations' horses did not take a long trip.
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that said, most horses fare better in a plane than you'd think. it's not that different from taking them into a trailer, you can ease them into the concept with training. the lack of outside stimuli combined with the presence of other horses does a lot there
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shackleford posted:oh lol it's not just for billionaires? https://twitter.com/hradzka/status/1521591213559754753
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https://x.com/jetskitosway2/status/1823418652735000903
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Aug 13, 2024 22:12
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I have that keyboard
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https://twitter.com/girlpoisoner/status/1823413661626720680
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theflyingexecutive posted:the billionaires stole it from rave kids rave kids stole it from horses
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goblin week posted:that said, most horses fare better in a plane than you'd think. it's not that different from taking them into a trailer, you can ease them into the concept with training. the lack of outside stimuli combined with the presence of other horses does a lot there why do you have all this horse expertise
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Aug 14, 2024 02:15
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i know horses are too dumb to post so it can't be that
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Aug 14, 2024 02:15
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I'm pissed that premarin isn't the bottom left  but I suppose that's a different kind of horse drug
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PokeJoe posted:why do you have all this horse expertise i graduated from an actual agricultural college (only to end up a computer toucher...) and like half of the classes were horse related
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Aug 14, 2024 07:59
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I've never done ketamine.
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Aug 14, 2024 16:51
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https://x.com/m4rgiela_m4n/status/1823553548258566606
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Aug 14, 2024 17:01
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lmao
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Aug 14, 2024 22:47
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tweets you can hear
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Aug 14, 2024 22:58
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I'm also a professional screenwriter so I was able to calculate the number of jokes per second. What you do is first you find the number of jokes and then you find the number of seconds.
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Dans Macabre posted:I'm also a professional screenwriter so I was able to calculate the number of jokes per second. What you do is first you find the number of jokes and then you find the number of seconds. this is how that guy won the first season of last comic standing
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Aug 15, 2024 15:56
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fast comic standing
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Aug 15, 2024 15:58
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he had a notebook and recorded each of his stand-ups with his current set material, doing the bits in different orders each time. he calculated the number of laughs per minute and rearranged his material so the laughs would average out. the other comics were all off-the-cuff and laughed and made fun of him
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Aug 15, 2024 16:03
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data driven, you know, like mr beast
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The Saddest Rhino posted:https://x.com/ProxyFreak/status/1823848542080737553?t=3ULvF3RQIe4jznxBJa4zvw&s=19
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Kenny Logins posted:pretty good. i respect that it’s one guy. also would be good in the tiktok thread imo. but thanks for sharing here! it was getting a biiiit long then stuck the landing. a good tweettok
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The Saddest Rhino posted:https://x.com/ProxyFreak/status/1823848542080737553?t=3ULvF3RQIe4jznxBJa4zvw&s=19 that's a big  from me
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kenny, i know that i should have linked the bilibili in your bilibili thread, but https://x.com/theGioM/status/1824000938870292771
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Aug 15, 2024 17:16
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what's that old meme about every screenwriter in hollywood tearing their hair out over a sappy line from some marvel thing
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Sagebrush posted:that's a big 
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i might not have seen enough hacking in movies to appreciate that treatment
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Agile Vector posted:it was getting a biiiit long then stuck the landing. a good tweettok
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dioxazine posted:kenny, i know that i should have linked the bilibili in your bilibili thread, but incidentally this one you posted is another example of the fun dream logic of the hacker tiktok particularly at the ending incidentally i’m not sure i found the hacker tiktok funny, the jokes aren’t really jokes, but it sure isn’t boring. i just wouldn’t hold it up as funny, more clever
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some of it is right: hacking on location, ridiculous input device (though it should be more visual?), magic powers over everything, obligatory craw through air ducts. but it’s pretty light on actual jokes about any of it
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Kenny Logins posted:i respect the poster formerly known as jim silly-balls’ tiktok thread and wish it well, is all i mostly posted it because of the dream logic, it's performative and clever but not particularly funny.. that said transition of the second guy becoming the third guy was pretty good
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it’s important that we can appreciate things for what they are and not for what “professional” screenwriters say they are
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pretty sure screenwriters are not required to swear an oath lol
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