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https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1445516665307877383
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# ? Oct 2, 2023 15:47 |
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https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1445463894986616844
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I have zero idea what that means
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GATOS Y VATOS posted:I have zero idea what that means meyer is a notoriously shady individual who also happens to be one of the most successful college football head coaches of this era at several colleges including ohio state. he 'retired' a couple years ago due to 'medical reasons' then after a couple years decided to try his hand at the nfl. after losing the first 4 games of this season and looking like a corpse on the field he flew back to columbus after the game where he had a few at a steakhouse wearing his ohio state clothes and decided to dryhump some coeds for good measure. this was all recorded of course because meyer is now employed by the nfl, he can't call a booster/local cops/judge and sweep all of this under the rug &c
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as someone who follows football tangentially while also being inundated with urban meyer chatter this has been a very entertaining day
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graph posted:meyer is a notoriously shady individual who also happens to be one of the most successful college football head coaches of this era at several colleges including ohio state. he 'retired' a couple years ago due to 'medical reasons' then after a couple years decided to try his hand at the nfl. after losing the first 4 games of this season and looking like a corpse on the field he flew back to columbus after the game where he had a few at a steakhouse wearing his ohio state clothes and decided to dryhump some coeds for good measure. this was all recorded of course
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FMguru posted:not a steakhouse, his steakhouse after hanging with his grandkids https://twitter.com/TylerIAm/status/1445475811939602438
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FMguru posted:not a steakhouse, his steakhouse i didnt realize he skipped the team flight back to jacksonville and instead took a private straight to columbus reports from earlier today say he apologized in front of the team and they laughed at him lmao
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GATOS Y VATOS posted:I have zero idea what that means in addition to what everyone else posted it is a play on the common saying "college football players have trouble adjusting to the speed of nfl games"
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https://twitter.com/aloria/status/1445439221209124865
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carry on then posted:in addition to what everyone else posted it is a play on the common saying "college football players have trouble adjusting to the speed of nfl games" speed. my very limited understanding of American football is that the players run around for 15-20 seconds, have a break for a few minutes, and repeat that for 15 minutes, then have a bigger break. then repeat that whole thing three more times.
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Displeased Moo Cow posted:speed. my very limited understanding of American football is that the players run around for 15-20 seconds, have a break for a few minutes, and repeat that for 15 minutes, then have a bigger break. then repeat that whole thing three more times. then you’d loving suck at football lmao
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Displeased Moo Cow posted:speed. my very limited understanding of American football is that the players run around for 15-20 seconds, have a break for a few minutes, and repeat that for 15 minutes, then have a bigger break. then repeat that whole thing three more times. (certain) american football players can run a 40 yard dash in a time that would be competitive at the olympics, on grass, while wearing a helmet and body armor.
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watching the 40 yard dash at the olympics
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american football has all kinda of different body type and athletic talent requirements for differ positions. the only thing all players on the field have in common is that they will all get traumatic brain injuries to the point where they do things like shoot themselves in the chest to commit suicide so that their brain can be examined by doctors in a fruitless attempt to prevent other players from experiencing the living death of sharp cognitive decline in their 30s and 40s oh, and also they’re probably gonna have hosed up knees.
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I mean... when you change your password, it's good practice for the system to test it against dictionary words etc, and it can be flagged then. Reminds me of when we implemented "you can't reuse any of your last 5 passwords" policy and a user was angrily convinced that this meant we must be storing his last 5 passwords in plaintext. The back and forth went on for days. The user was a developer, but had to have hashing explained to him.
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Placeholder posted:watching the 40 yard dash at the olympics you know what i mean
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writing on someone senior's whiteboard he was still wrong though, as I pointed out later.
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i was accused of hacking into another faculty member's computer because i deleted some icons from the shared desktop on a teaching station.
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this guy is king poo poo though https://twitter.com/Jonny_artist/status/1445347562320449540
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the term "hero" is perhaps overused in todays society, but
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carry on then posted:then you’d loving suck at football lmao where is the lie in that description though
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GATOS Y VATOS posted:where is the lie in that description though the part where they pull you off the field ever 8 minutes to be replaced by a special team wasnt covered
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Sagebrush posted:this guy is king poo poo though It shrinks???
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Ornamental Dingbat posted:It shrinks??? if it doesn't after four hours, consult your doctor
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GATOS Y VATOS posted:where is the lie in that description though the lie of omission in just how important speed is in the times the clock is actually counting down
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like i get this is the "sportsball ![]()
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Kazinsal posted:if it doesn't after four hours, consult your doctor 👉👉
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carry on then posted:like i get this is the "sportsball I'm not discrediting the enormous amount of skill and ability athletes have and pump extreme amounts of time into to perfect said abilities, I'm just saying that American football is a few hours of time going into 15 minutes of game more or less and that is incalculably boring. Watching a good game of soccer or basketball is far more entertaining to me.
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GATOS Y VATOS posted:I'm not discrediting the enormous amount of skill and ability athletes have and pump extreme amounts of time into to perfect said abilities, I'm just saying that American football is a few hours of time going into 15 minutes of game more or less and that is incalculably boring. Watching a good game of soccer or basketball is far more entertaining to me. cool. thank you for your personal preference which nobody asked for
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carry on then posted:cool. thank you for your personal preference which nobody asked for lmao sorry you get mad that people don't like your favorite sport
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carry on then posted:cool. thank you for your personal preference which nobody asked for Its ok, I asked him for it. You can relax, but your vigilance is noted and appreciated, citizen.
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i think football could be improved by making the games, say, 3 hours long but the clock is running the whole time. you can still call timeouts (maybe not in the last 10 minutes or something, idk) but it doesn't stop the clock. lmao @ saying football doesn't have anything going on by a comparison to soccer though
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i just thank god someone is here to defend football
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rotor posted:i just thank god someone is here to defend football handegg
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loving the discourse between people who have watched 15 minutes total in their lives of football/soccer confidently putting forward their very informed and groundbreaking opinions on how there’s too many breaks/not enough scoring
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Sagebrush posted:i was accused of hacking into another faculty member's computer because i deleted some icons from the shared desktop on a teaching station. last time something like that happened at my alma mater the guy shot up the biz school with mac 10s killing one
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also australian rules is the best football
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jesus WEP posted:loving the discourse between people who have watched 15 minutes total in their lives of football/soccer confidently putting forward their very informed and groundbreaking opinions on how there’s too many breaks/not enough scoring i cant believe that people think they can just say whatever they want
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