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mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

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people have been doing this with stars for decades

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mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

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right i get that is the joke and perhaps once was true but people are still literally selling stars on the internet

mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

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i mean i know half those things are fake anyway but this one seems more unbelievable than most

mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

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lol i thought the same thing when i saw that

mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

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:guillotine:

mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

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Powerful Two-Hander posted:

excuse me we prefer the term "colonial virus"

scientific name Perfidious albion

mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

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i hate cake smashing

mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

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President Beep posted:

my wife clearly warned me against doing such at our wedding

smart woman

it's a dumb-assed tradition that wastes food and causes a mess. like i hate everything about it.

mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

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Sagebrush posted:

yeah it's stupid as poo poo. up there with gender reveal parties.

also i saw a video once where someone did it but the cake was a multi-layer one with a wooden dowel holding it together and it went straight into the lady's eye.

don't waste food, don't maim or disfigure people as a prank

oh my god

mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

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theflyingexecutive posted:

weddings: totally free of waste production if not for that silly cake smashing thing, right

i kept mum on that because people think i'm unreasonable but i think most weddings are obscene, too. courthouse wedding for us, baybee, followed by a party at our condo a few months later that i catered myself

mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

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theflyingexecutive posted:

mashing a cake is wasteful and decadent but it only happens once or so in a person's life so let them enjoy it? destination weddings can absolutely gently caress right off though

all i said was that it's dumb and a waste i'm not going to cancel people for doing dumb cake poo poo there's no need to keep stanning it

mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

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that is dope

i liked this reply

https://twitter.com/D4C_Trice/status/1290404648612962304

mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

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Powerful Two-Hander posted:

the beepth sense

i see dead beeple

mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

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Fatty Crabcakes posted:

but I just caught a probe for poo poo-talking Caitlyn fuckin Jenner

that's basically a moral imperative though

mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

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Fatty Crabcakes posted:

Yeah and it wasn't even very spicy



lmao she is such garbage

mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

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good ol stewart cheifet. dudes in his 80s now.

i used to watch computer chronicles on pbs in reruns years out of date since we didn’t have cable or anything

mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

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despite the name generally isn’t it just a tin-coated steel for roofing? this the costing can wear and allow the underlying steel to rust

mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

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https://twitter.com/ryandcordell/status/1391018985479675908?s=20

https://twitter.com/AlexanderMcCoy4/status/1390866674556055553?s=20

mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

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you using this is cheugy

mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

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lmao too fuckin real

mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

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NoneMoreNegative posted:

that's Mitosis for you.

this is a really divisive comment

mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

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lol

you do get a lot of calluses over time. i grew up with a gravel driveway and spent most of the warm months barefoot. i’m sure if i ran around on gravel these days though i’d end up feeling pretty sorry lol

mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

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Doom Mathematic posted:

USCPSC content is hazardous and will totally overrun this thread if unchecked.

https://twitter.com/USCPSC/status/1366056966745899013

lmao elizabeth

mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

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tren jaw's a hell of a thing

mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

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DuckConference posted:

i thought it was HGH that made the jaw do that

at least hollywood actors can use the "normal" AAS and not whatever wacky bespoke stuff that tested athletes have to use

i am definitely not an expert in this area (i'm sure other goons can step in) but it was my understanding that it happens from use of stuff that triggers tissues that respond to any strong androgens (in this case, masster muscles, etc), or i guess, anything that will really help with substantial muscle growth

mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

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https://twitter.com/univercurious/status/1402274534074503175?s=21

mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

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https://twitter.com/JasonSCampbell/status/1402693756445417473

mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

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https://twitter.com/_boomhauer/status/1403405220852297728?s=21

mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

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President Beep posted:

oh! the parcels you’ll blow!

mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

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President Beep posted:

oh! the parcels you’ll blow!

i speak for the beeps! let them post! let them post!

mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

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KoRMaK posted:

did she even notice

“god drat it beep, again?”

mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

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i got some nuggets from wendys once and they were like sorry we ran out are tendies ok

i ended up getting like a big box of tendies for 99 cents


also they make spicy tendies now? recommended

mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

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President Beep posted:

how many good boy points do i need for spicy tendies?

oh it looks like it was a limited time thing

too bad they were great as an occasional treats

mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

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Jonny 290 posted:

one time i made a donut hole casserole type dessert and went to dunkin for a dozen, they said "uhh they're kind of old" (actually perfect for this) because it was 4pm and i was like "oh thats cool im baking with them" and the older manager said "just give him whatever's left over" and thats how i went to dunkin once and got like 85 donut holes for three bucks

lmao


Sagebrush posted:

That species is properly called timbits.

that's especially accurate for stales. timbits are the worst loving doughnut holes i've ever had outside of a gas station, i don't know how they're popular

mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

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related likely fake poo poo i hate:

“chris t. from alameda, ca just bought PRODUCT XYZ!” popping up in the corner constantly

mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

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https://twitter.com/findurmeme/status/1391876816894189568?s=21

mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

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i ended up doing a presentation on the evolution of the abo polymorphism in humans for one of my evo courses and i learned that different blood types have variable resistances and susceptibilities to diseases; notably, type O was found to be slightly less receptive to infection by the syph

in what may or may not be related, all indigenous americans were historically type o

mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

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the gabonese were right

mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

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Video Nasty posted:

Jesus CHRIST. More like Dominope!

e: POTATO SLICES? WHAT THE FUCKJ

potato is a fine and accepted topping when done right* stop being so goony


* i.e., not here

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mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

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https://twitter.com/laurenboebert/status/1306238422764474369?s=21

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