ultrafilter posted:

https://twitter.com/yandhiisntreal/status/1766717073340686395

post hole digger posted:

betty boof posted:

What is "my penis," Alex.

Cat Face Joe posted:

quote:

Witnesses said they had just begun the Chicago Architecture Foundation’s 1 p.m. tour when they passed under the bridge and a cascade of a “brownish-yellow” substance rained on them. About two-thirds of the passengers seated on the upper deck of Chicago’s Little Lady were soaked. Passengers said they looked up to see at least one, possibly two charter buses rumbling above.

A volunteer tour guide at the boat’s helm reassured passengers that they had been splashed with water. But the foul smell prompted suspicion.

There was “stunned silence initially. Then sort of this horrible realization as they began to smell themselves as to what happened,” said Steedman Bass, 35, of Boston, who was a passenger on the boat but was not sprayed. “It was horrific.”

Passengers shouted that police should be called and demanded the boat be turned around. Within minutes, the tour headed back to the dock at Michigan Avenue and Lower Wacker Drive, speeding as “fast as the boat would go,” Lund said.

Some passengers became sick from the smell and made use of the boat’s lower-deck bathrooms, Bass said.

At the dock, the 120 passengers disembarked and were given refunds for the $25 tickets, exchanges or open-ended tickets for later tours. Some were given cab fare to get back to hotels and some passengers’ dry-cleaning bills will be paid, foundation officials said. The boat’s crew swabbed the deck clean and set off only slightly delayed for the 3 p.m. tour.

Agile Vector posted:

splash onto me

Cybernetic Vermin posted:

i'm old enough that not only do i want the big screen, if it is a big purchase or flights or such i am pretty likely to print the confirmation.

well-read undead posted:

cyberkafkaesque

well-read undead posted:

what makes you think the cashier at taco bell is part of the untouchable bureaucracy

Roosevelt posted:

not mr. taco bell. he’s rolling in that sweet app money

Best Bi Geek Squid posted:

alternatively, “do I look like I know what an app is? I just want a gat-dang quesarito”

Midjack posted:

it was glen: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glen_Bell

KoRMaK posted:

wait no, im `background-co_ck`

ultrafilter posted:

What holiday is that for?

Berkshire Hunts posted:

I'm sorry, what?

rjmccall posted:

the traditional nog recipe uses raw eggs, which is putting an awful lot of faith in your egg supply chain. using mayo sidesteps that if you're a coward but i'd think you'd at least want an eggier mayo than hellman's. tastewise it's probably fine; it might even be more interesting because of the citrus kick. you could probably duplicate that in a traditional recipe by just adding lemon zest, though

Perplx posted:

what about kewpie?

The Fool posted:

I like mayonnaise as a fry sauce

One time I was in Kansas City for work and we all went out to lunch at a bbq joint and I asked for some mayonnaise on the side

the server just absolutely FLIPPED OUT on me because they thought I was going to put it on my burnt end sandwich

Elder Postsman posted:

tartar sauce is the best fry sauce but yeah mayo is a close second