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My next wedding is gonna be larger than my first but I'm not gonna go apeshit on anything other than my dress Which I can prolly get for under a hundo Unless we swap out the booze bar for molly and poppers 🤷🏻♀️
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Jonny 290 posted:thats even better than me eating block from the senior editor of the atlantic, nice  Next on the list was Neil DeGrasse Tyson but I just caught a probe for poo poo-talking Caitlyn fuckin Jenner
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mediaphage posted:that's basically a moral imperative though 
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duz posted:im sure its an automated system seeing the word whore Facebook, however, did jail me for jokingly calling someone a pig. AI is super cool
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Apr 23, 2021 23:37
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I'm suing https://twitter.com/obviousplant_/status/1386739683841875968?s=19
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Apr 26, 2021 18:54
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Cat Face Joe posted:please please please stop calling everything sus
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Sagebrush posted:totes is fetch 
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Clawkkake!
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Midjack posted:come on
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Jun 22, 2021 02:11
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That's March of the Pigs, Nimens 
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Jim Silly-Balls posted:why didn’t (rapper) drake eat more poo poo for skeeving on the girl from stranger things? she’s like 20 years younger than him
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Sagebrush posted:until i was probably 25 i thought a pony was just a not-fully-grown horse. didn't realize they were a separate breed of horse that stays that size. my 10 year old cousin explained it to me like i was a dumbass (which i guess i was)
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Powerful Two-Hander posted:oh wait poo poo
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PokeJoe posted:now a gelding? well you're gonna want to sit down for this one
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NoneMoreNegative posted:https://twitter.com/behind_pics/status/1420851631948713984?s=20 
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Ur Getting Fatter posted:i used cock because it sounded more like code please don’t put wangs in my mouth
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mediaphage posted:i would probably watch an olympic motor sports event
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Oh god, I just hope for all our sakes the Arby's waifu and the wendyboo never meet
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How else are you supposed to know how long to leave the bleach on?
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EIDE Van Hagar posted:i keep it as a badge of an honorable, spotless anus
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PokeJoe posted:i sleep in a big toilet with steve jobs
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President Beep posted:i am. they’re literally illegal. 
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President Beep posted:ted cruz, escaping the texas lab that hatched him
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Powerful Two-Hander posted:took me a sec but drat
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Sagebrush posted:there is a nursery rhyme called "the grand old duke of york" with that format. prince andrew is the duke of york, and it was just announced that he is being sued for heinous sex crimes, the sort of thing that might be redacted in a court document made public.
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rotor posted:i'm like 102% sure that things like Area 51 aren't alien storage or supersecret jets or whatever, it's just where the air force dumps its toxic waste without having to tell anyone.
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Aug 13, 2021 06:36
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rotor posted:dudes indeed rock
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Sagebrush posted:pretty sure it's not a girl
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Sagebrush posted:That is indeed a neat story but I hate Twitter threads and I especially hate the specific way this guy wrote it so I will summarize
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rotor posted:im gonna retire from software and become a cop and thats all I'll do until they fire me
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