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this kind of poo poo is why i only read the manchester guardian any more
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That's Kira, not Dax
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Jan 12, 2021 02:50
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and how much of a contribution did said crypto dork make to the project
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Mar 6, 2021 22:13
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wow it's starting to look like this crypto stuff is scammers and cheats all the way down
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Mar 9, 2021 21:14
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https://twitter.com/HTHRFLWRS/status/1364347838411333633
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Mar 9, 2021 21:18
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FMguru posted:ea-nasir strikes again! i lol'd for real
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Mar 10, 2021 04:21
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little kids are assholes, but if the daughter didn't come clean after seeing mommy and daddy yelling and screaming and crying because of what she said, she's probably a for-real sociopath. 7 years is old enough to have developed empathy. otoh if the daughter did come clean and the wife still decided to believe her husband was cheating then that marriage wasn't going anywhere anyway.
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Mar 11, 2021 21:16
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Jonny 290 posted:always time for richard lols https://twitter.com/strongpoint71/status/1369783678314762241/photo/1 they got rms and the pink socks backwards imo
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Mar 12, 2021 04:14
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Sign her up for whenever Julie kavner dies, which could be any day now based on what she currently sounds like
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Apr 17, 2021 18:24
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The_Franz posted:or just pull the plug and let a series that ran out of gas over two decades ago die already lol when the main actors die, fox will just get excited that they can cut production costs by hiring some millennials who work for avocados or whatever. it will never be cancelled i've always felt that they should do one last season where every episode the time advances a couple of years. we see the kids go to high school, grandpa dies, the kids grow up and get married and have kids of their own, moe dies and his bar closes and idk nelson opens a new one in the same spot, marge and homer die in a boaking accident, the kids grow old, and the series ends in like 2110 or whatever when maggie finally croaks and every single original simpsons character is dead. then they burn down the studio and destroy all the tooling so the simpsons can never be made again. but lol
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Apr 17, 2021 19:12
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i still can't find the original tweet that goes quote:"welcome to GameStop" says my dad as he unplugs the nintendo 64 did i just make it up?
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Apr 20, 2021 01:33
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vines are all square. tiktoks are tall format. they probably just cropped it out. or it's just a video
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Apr 21, 2021 04:26
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mediaphage posted:i hate cake smashing yeah it's stupid as poo poo. up there with gender reveal parties. also i saw a video once where someone did it but the cake was a multi-layer one with a wooden dowel holding it together and it went straight into the lady's eye. don't waste food, don't maim or disfigure people as a prank
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Apr 21, 2021 19:50
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is that because they don't have kids and don't understand, or because they have no sense of humor and think that's some sort of child abuse?
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Apr 22, 2021 23:26
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it's one of those "conservative accidentally makes a good point" things, no? "what's your theory on why a police officer would murder someone over several minutes in front of cameras?" "he is a murderous racist, and he believed the system made him invulnerable to prosecution"
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Apr 23, 2021 18:37
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Fatty Crabcakes posted:Yeah and it wasn't even very spicy who is this supposed to be hateful against?
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Apr 23, 2021 19:54
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literally a bird
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Apr 26, 2021 18:59
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lol
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Apr 27, 2021 20:00
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Fatty Crabcakes posted:totes totes is fetch
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May 12, 2021 04:16
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that's a solid account https://twitter.com/PerfectlyShots/status/1390882900103602176
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May 14, 2021 20:56
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The original is better imo 
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May 26, 2021 13:35
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apparently there is an obscure punk band called "mannequin pussy" so i guess the algorithm sort of works.
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Jun 20, 2021 22:35
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I mean she first hit the scene when she was like 15 years old so it's not all that surprising to me that a 35 year old woman still looks young ish
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Jun 24, 2021 14:22
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That species is properly called timbits.
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Jun 27, 2021 02:46
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It can't be that dumb. You must be explaining it wrong
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Jul 9, 2021 23:58
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Schadenboner posted:Oh, it's an actual question? More or less, yeah. I think they used ground up scabs from healed cowpox lesions though, not pus. And then they would scrape the powder into your arm with a sharp little fork thing. E: oh, well, maybe that was a later development
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Jul 10, 2021 20:34
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it's as though the person with the terrible gimmick everyone hates was, in reality, a terrible poster
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Jul 11, 2021 15:10
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Cat Face Joe posted:just straight up slices of lemon what the hell i could see lemon on a pizza if it was that preserved fermented lemon you get in tagines and stuff.
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Jul 13, 2021 19:59
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Kazinsal posted:eh, nah Somebody fucked around with this message at 08:17 on Jul 14, 2021 |
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Jul 14, 2021 03:39
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it's a continuing theme https://i.imgur.com/SlLZr5j.mp4 Sagebrush fucked around with this message at 01:10 on Jul 15, 2021 |
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Jul 15, 2021 01:08
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until i was probably 25 i thought a pony was just a not-fully-grown horse. didn't realize they were a separate breed of horse that stays that size. my 10 year old cousin explained it to me like i was a dumbass (which i guess i was)
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Jul 22, 2021 19:01
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Based on the cover image, the reason they're taking about a new golden age is because Florida is underwater. I wonder if the article was actually a bait and switch, like "we are facing the possibility of an incredible new golden era for humanity...but it's not going to happen the way we're going"
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Jul 23, 2021 16:36
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PokeJoe posted:it's not, you can still go read it now. the author is still writing the same poo poo today iirc except the good stuff doesn't happen till the 30s now huh. why did they use an image of the earth with like a 300-foot sea level rise?
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Jul 23, 2021 17:29
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it was funnier when michael bolton did it imo
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Jul 25, 2021 00:21
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you know what can do jumps on a racing track and won't get distracted by statues? a motorcycle
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Aug 4, 2021 17:33
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man that takes me back https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gLOOhukuyXo i think there were a couple more, too
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Aug 4, 2021 17:49
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back when i still had a facebook a horse girl i knew in college posted a thing about how everyone must try riding a horse someday, you simply can't understand the feeling of that power right underneath you, there's nothing like it in the world blah blah i posted "if that's what one horsepower feels like, you should try my motorcycle, it's sixty times better!" and that was the WRONG ANSWER hoo boy. horses are apparently serious business
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Aug 4, 2021 19:27
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now i'm remembering that as one of several angry replies she posted a video of a horse racing a motorcycle on the dirt infield of a horse track, just straight out and back, with the horse winning because it has much better traction and acceleration on dirt, like that was some big own. lmao
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Aug 4, 2021 19:49
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good idea. cows are vastly superior to horses. i remember reading a thing from a farmer saying that most animals will ignore whatever else they're doing if you present them with food, but cows prefer being petted and will go for that over food. i like that.
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Displeased Moo Cow posted:nice highland cattle you got there they're so soft  jesus WEP posted:cows also really like music https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMCIEtC-tJk
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