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echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

unironically the best example of that joke

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echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

Doom Mathematic posted:

Only had about 75 members in your orchestra huh?

lol

Powerful Two-Hander posted:

I did a multiple choice numerical test once where they said "don't guess" and it was because one question was written with loads of extraneous information to try and hide the fact it was unsolvable so if you guessed it meant you didn't work out all answers were wrong

I quite respect that

once we had this quiz and the first thing on it says to read the whole quiz first and the very last thing on it says now that youíve read this you can just leave it untouched on your desk and not do it but of course almost all of us just started doing the quiz except for these smug as heck ďgood studentsĒ :argh:

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

lol

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

Jonny 290 posted:

it'd be around 66 mins and change if you're tuned to 432 hz A, the correct pitch in the eyes of G*d

I imagine the orchestral sect of audiophiles are some of the most passionate

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

*plays back music at 99.8% speed to correct pitch*

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004


ahahahahahaidk why i find this so funny

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

itís a good time to buy bitcoin

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

crypto nerds are too emotionally invested in bitcoin to drop it and walk away

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

unless you win

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004


lol

https://twitter.com/moosetracks8/status/1524261585455304704?s=21&t=c3Lhhn65FOoKXhjOouuO7A

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

lol heís just english

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

BaldDwarfOnPCP posted:

you canít unpickle a pickle

love the saying :



you canít polish a turd.. but you can roll it in glitter

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

🤔

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

wanna see the punk that is maybe two generations after steampunk

like those massive cow sized hard drives from IBM? idk what word most personifies that era but make that into a punk plz

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

Roosevelt posted:

cool and cooler ranch attract more babes

sign me the gently caress up

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

Agile Vector posted:

real talk: i think they had the seasoning doubled for so long they dropped the cool'er' since it was getting silly

good question, it'd be pretty funny/sad if that's what pushed a brand name change

for years I wondered what the hell ranch chips were but I think weíve just always called that flavour ďsour cream and chivesĒ

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004


cool av

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

Moo Cowabunga posted:

Iíve never thought sour cream and chives was the same as ranch :shrug:

I have

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

Sexual Lorax posted:

ranch is sour cream and onion with more vinegar and red and green sand in it

imo ranch should taste more like a ranch

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004


I wonít lie


this is the worst thing i have ever seen. iíd rather choke on ben sharpiros pretzel shaped haemorrhoids

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

Agile Vector posted:

oooooh, so that's what seal was singing about

lol

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

FMguru posted:

new (well, new to me) conspiracy just dropped: medbeds

https://twitter.com/oneunderscore__/status/1552329496350662658

the illuminati all have magic capsule beds that cure all diseases that they are selfishly hoarding for themselves. the movie elysium was a documentary!

gently caress the illuminati why is no one taking about bambi sleep hypnosis

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

Improbable Lobster posted:

i'm a hypnofetish truther

I didnít think bambi sleep could be real but there are too many conversations between people who say itís ruined their lives

I guess maybe they could all be roleplaying

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

Moo Cowabunga posted:

sharpen the axe for hours
cut down the tree in one

this seems like wisdom

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

I sent that to my gf who I havent seen for 3 weeks and I think she also knew it said rear end

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004


she has reading capabilities

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004


lol

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

Sapozhnik posted:

nah but fr lately a lot of people at work have been dropping trou and taking a big fat poo poo in my lap and making me clean it up and it's spiking my blood pressure somewhat

at least if i'm cleaning up my own messes i have nobody to blame but myself

i had to ask a guy to take his arm out from under his shirt so I could do a covid vax and he stood up in front of me and drops his pants to his knees

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

rustin drat thatís good

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

was it this thread that someone posted the thing about generation z using tik tok for search

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004


bambi sleep

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004


we had a slide like this as a kid and it was $5 for as long as you could handle going back up for more

it was fun but brutal lol

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004


lol

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

cool its sagebrush

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

😏

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

no kenny stand strong

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

🫣

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004


gently caress lol

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

Roosevelt posted:

poo poo on you

this guy eats pieces of poo poo for breakfast

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echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

spending my life watching videos about mr beast

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