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Hard to argue with the band leader about that when he's got a doctorate in molecular biology.
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Sempai, this is a Wendys.
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Aug 7, 2021 03:04
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Ellie Trashcakes posted:Okay shed a little light Prince Andrew is the Duke of York, and a civil lawsuit has recently been filed against him by a woman who claims he sexually assaulted her. This is all part of the Epstein trafficking fallout. Various documents redact what he supposedly did. This tweet is a play on the nursery rhyme "Oh, the grand old Duke of York, He had ten thousand men, He marched them up to the top of the hill, And he marched them down again." efb
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Aug 10, 2021 21:40
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uhhhh just distract the tow truck driver and then pick them up off the truck?
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Sep 21, 2021 19:36
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I mean... when you change your password, it's good practice for the system to test it against dictionary words etc, and it can be flagged then. Reminds me of when we implemented "you can't reuse any of your last 5 passwords" policy and a user was angrily convinced that this meant we must be storing his last 5 passwords in plaintext. The back and forth went on for days. The user was a developer, but had to have hashing explained to him.
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Oct 6, 2021 19:23
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My old Japanese boss once gave me poo poo for eating milk chocolate, because "dark chocolate was for men". 
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Oct 12, 2021 00:58
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They got so butthurt over Instagram that they want chronological timeline legislation?
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Nov 10, 2021 20:47
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is that Google's way of saying "turn on your monitor"
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Jan 12, 2022 04:49
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GATOS Y VATOS posted:lol check out Darth Zardoz in the background to be fair Star Wars nicked Darth Vader's look from samurai helmets and the C3PO/R2D2 comic relief from Kurosawa movies, so they're just nicking it back. YOS PO-5, b1tchu
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ultrafilter posted:Are there two of them?
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Mar 4, 2022 03:20
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H&R Block Flag
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May 22, 2022 09:08
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Achmed Jones posted:i mean i get round/peg square hole, and i know the original comic, but who is that lady? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=evthRoKoE1o
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May 23, 2022 16:54
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arse wide poo poo
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Jun 5, 2022 22:16
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I blame jQuery for teaching people that '$' was a valid variable. Once you realize you're not bound to ASCII var names, all of a sudden it's let f̵̧̬̮͙̋̀͐ͅo̶̟̟͖̞̞̱̭̦͎̮͒̽͒̂͐́̒ȏ̵̮̜͍͚͔̹̟̓͗̔̒̉͆̃̔͜͠ = "bar".
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Jul 1, 2022 20:02
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Agile Vector posted:a brother in arms suddenly means so many things 
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Jul 21, 2022 21:54
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Reminds me of that joke: "Welcome to the neighborhood! Come to my party, there's gonna be lots of drinking, drugs, and wild sex!" "Wow, sounds good, what should I wear?" "Doesn't matter, it's just gonna be you and me."
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Aug 1, 2022 17:24
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Go to the exercise yard, 2 guys deadlifting a 70" Trinitron, someone benchpressing a printer.
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Aug 11, 2022 10:49
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NoneMoreNegative posted:we go play http shurely that's the chome gang
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Sep 30, 2022 00:57
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The senior dev spends their workday glued to the screen, nods wisely, and removes 2 lines of code.
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Oct 6, 2022 14:29
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echinopsis posted:?? I’ve lived a font adjacent life for decades so maybe that’s why I don’t get this but how are fonts racist those racists sure love their white space
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https://twitter.com/TrackInflation/status/1582037239718383616 lol Kanye: "My fans were shouting 'Buy Parler! Buy Parler!' at me so I did, turns out they were actually shouting 'Bi-polar'." edit: gdi the tweet was removed because it had a screenshot of some public info. TLDR: Parler sent a message to all their users about Kanye purchasing them, and they used regular CC instead of BCC so they just doxxed all their users.
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Oct 17, 2022 18:28
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You'll get your wish, kinda: Rian Johnson's described his new series Poker Face starring Natasha Lyonne as a modern day Columbo.
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Jan 2, 2023 23:47
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KR3TbL3Tl6M
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Jan 6, 2023 16:44
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"Doggy style or missionary?" "Porque no los dos?"
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Jan 31, 2023 16:04
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Our app translated "Submit" (i.e. "submit form") to "Submit" (as in "opposite of dominant")
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Apr 5, 2023 22:24
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Beeftweeter posted:yep, the length actually didn't bother me but that was enough for me to nope out 
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Jun 6, 2023 21:02
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Sapozhnik posted:that vintage intellimouse could probably sell for a decent amount of money That's modern history compared to the mouse with the RS-232 connector: https://twitter.com/EternalDago/status/1678867667757809665
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Jul 12, 2023 07:19
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Beeftweeter posted:it doesn't really sound like maurice lamarche either. imo his is good but you can still tell it's him
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For every 5 minutes of scoreless play, an additional wolf is released onto the field.
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I have to purchase stuff on behalf of dev teams and I run into the problem of "I read all their docs and I still don't know what this thing does" all the time. The answer is to look on Wikipedia or Youtube, where some kind soul will have made a TLDR that cuts through the marketing bullshit.
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