they're waiting for you gordon, in the spike field
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# ¿ Mar 13, 2021 12:53 |
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# ¿ Apr 25, 2024 21:43 |
Christ, what an rear end in a top hat
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# ¿ Mar 25, 2021 00:37 |
mediaphage posted:i see dead beeple
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# ¿ Apr 23, 2021 05:31 |
lmao
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# ¿ May 1, 2021 21:49 |
jesus WEP posted:wait lmao
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# ¿ May 3, 2021 04:22 |
At my old job my coworker said he didn't get something done because our boss took up 6 hours of his day with meetings. My boss denied it and pulled me and the coworker into a 2 hour meeting to grill us and narrow it down that he only wasted 5 and a half hours of the day. Christ what an rear end in a top hat
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# ¿ May 13, 2021 01:15 |
good display name
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# ¿ Jun 3, 2021 23:00 |
Jonny 290 posted:wasps in the back seat? well at least we know it's not a squad car lol lmao
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# ¿ Jul 5, 2021 20:21 |
if you keep doing that you're gonna give your penis arthritis
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# ¿ Jul 15, 2021 22:02 |
President Beep posted:it’s like the time i was watching schindler’s list in the theater during the scene where ash from the camp id falling from the sky. dude in front of me leans over and says to his companion “they’ve probably never seen snow before”. lmao
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# ¿ Jul 19, 2021 18:26 |
i thought the same thing professor. in my defense I don't give a poo poo about the different kinds of horses
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# ¿ Jul 22, 2021 19:17 |
now a gelding? well you're gonna want to sit down for this one
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# ¿ Jul 22, 2021 20:09 |
it's not, you can still go read it now. the author is still writing the same poo poo today iirc except the good stuff doesn't happen till the 30s now
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# ¿ Jul 23, 2021 16:42 |
Sagebrush posted:huh. why did they use an image of the earth with like a 300-foot sea level rise? Idk, ask them https://mobile.twitter.com/peterschwartz2?lang=en https://mobile.twitter.com/peteleyden?lang=en Here's the article, it's full of incorrect predictions about the future https://www.wired.com/1997/07/longboom/
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# ¿ Jul 23, 2021 18:31 |
Jonny 290 posted:challenge for everybody: post the line that makes you open palm slam the close tab button on that one It receives a further stimulus when the baby boomers begin retiring en masse in 2011.
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# ¿ Jul 23, 2021 19:52 |
stroke stroke stroke
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# ¿ Jul 28, 2021 23:12 |
you can find me in the pile of asses level, right before the mountain of screams
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# ¿ Jul 29, 2021 18:03 |
graph posted:https://twitter.com/NBCNews/status/1422892831102865411 my gf was watching the horse jumps and I asked her why all the jumps have weird themes. she said it's to gently caress the horses up on purpose so if a horse can't handle the sumo statue it's just not an Olympic athlete
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# ¿ Aug 4, 2021 18:24 |
it's worse than that, she's a veterinarian that rides them for fun
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# ¿ Aug 4, 2021 18:48 |
if she stabs me she'll know exactly where to cut so I don't have a chance to respond
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# ¿ Aug 4, 2021 18:48 |
my favorite horse thing is that everyone at the stable has to do the same woo-woo stuff. if someone hires the horse chiropractor and he comes and hits freckles in the back with a little mallet all the other horses have to go get tapped with a hammer or they might lose a competitive advantage in the horse dancing competition
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# ¿ Aug 4, 2021 19:21 |
Sagebrush posted:back when i still had a facebook a horse girl i knew in college posted a thing about how everyone must try riding a horse someday, you simply can't understand the feeling of that power right underneath you, there's nothing like it in the world blah blah poor Honda, thought of gummed up carburators and died
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# ¿ Aug 4, 2021 19:44 |
https://twitter.com/SmokedLenses/status/1423663125916622854?s=20
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# ¿ Aug 6, 2021 18:15 |
i sleep in a big toilet with steve jobs
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# ¿ Aug 10, 2021 00:41 |
https://twitter.com/MNateShyamalan/status/1425155194367709186
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# ¿ Aug 11, 2021 19:38 |
i kinda want some red lights but just to use at night when I need to take a poo poo like in a submarine, not as a regular accent light.
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# ¿ Aug 12, 2021 18:02 |
Twitters stupid app prompt can eat my balls
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# ¿ Aug 17, 2021 18:35 |
lol
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# ¿ Aug 19, 2021 18:21 |
please don't post my bike
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# ¿ Aug 20, 2021 17:46 |
stolen engineer valor. you don't even have an iron ring!!!
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# ¿ Aug 25, 2021 09:10 |
Achmed Jones posted:back when we all used to go to the office, i had a good grip talking about what we do as "computer touching." this is what I say too and boy does it confuse people who work in real fields. my botanist buddy was like....so do you molest computers???
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# ¿ Aug 27, 2021 08:25 |
Plank Walker posted:i didn't care about music at all in my early teens except i considered getting the donkey kong country soundtrack from the nintendo power catalog. yeah rotor buy them the thps remake
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# ¿ Aug 30, 2021 07:43 |
i played a great deal of quake as a kid and it rules. nothing like playing a slideshow on a 28k modem
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# ¿ Aug 30, 2021 18:16 |
rotor posted:so i played a LOT of quakeworld teamfortress and at one point flew to NY for a lan party. There were about 30 of us and we'd all been playing together for 2-3 years and someone brought something that no one else had ever seen: an actual legit installation CD for Quake that he'd purchased with real money. lol I've definitely never seen one of those
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# ¿ Aug 30, 2021 20:51 |
i ve never been particularly religious. my dad went to Catholic school where they beat it into him and right back out by the end. im not sure what he believes, he's into some fringe stuff but isn't really adamant about any of it. my mom occasionally says she wishes she took us to church growing up but she never goes herself and doesn't really have any reason for thinking that other than having a somewhat positive view of religion in general. im glad I was raised without a religion though, i went to church a few times with a friend and was weirded out enough by the people there that I didn't go back. Spiritually isn't my thing I guess
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# ¿ Sep 1, 2021 04:33 |
i read about reaching nirvana a few months back because I never really knew what it was and it seemed pretty interesting. correct me if I'm wrong because I pretty much just read a few Google results but it seems like the point is to ascend from life and stop the cycle of reincarnation to just do nothing at all? is that correct? sounds like a cool goal even if I don't really buy into reincarnation stuff.
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# ¿ Sep 1, 2021 04:39 |
is it that life is inherently suffering, so by reaching nirvana you stop the cycle of rebirth and living another life? do you recommend any entry level books on the subject
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# ¿ Sep 1, 2021 04:44 |
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# ¿ Sep 7, 2021 17:50 |
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# ¿ Sep 9, 2021 17:59 |
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# ¿ Apr 25, 2024 21:43 |
Jonny 290 posted:i dont get the heathcliff thing
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# ¿ Sep 10, 2021 01:35 |