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jeebus bob
Nov 4, 2004

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https://mobile.twitter.com/ai_curio_bot/status/1532684988512096257

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jeebus bob
Nov 4, 2004

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MrQueasy posted:

nsfw:

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Lmao thank you for your sacrifice

jeebus bob
Nov 4, 2004

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https://twitter.com/urbanfriendden/status/1564888551346552834

All my waifus gone

jeebus bob
Nov 4, 2004

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https://twitter.com/RespectfulMemes/status/1575123160487190528bring back big rear end buttons on computers

jeebus bob
Nov 4, 2004

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Magnificent.

Starting the "argument" section by writing "you are dumb" twice is :discourse:.

jeebus bob
Nov 4, 2004

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https://mobile.twitter.com/trissylegs/status/1577164913050415104

:master:

jeebus bob
Nov 4, 2004

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jeebus bob
Nov 4, 2004

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Reading hand lettered comic books is just looking for instances of the word FЦCK

jeebus bob
Nov 4, 2004

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polyester concept posted:

it actually reads like she’s making GBS threads on harry potter fans

She implicitly calls it a bland, unoriginal (in at least two ways) book for eight year olds.

I am 100% certain she meant to do that.

jeebus bob
Nov 4, 2004

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https://mobile.twitter.com/intelSEBASTIAN/status/1514659192216297472

jeebus bob
Nov 4, 2004

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This is simultaneously the best and the worst timeline

jeebus bob
Nov 4, 2004

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Usenet?

Get ready for the final aftershock of eternal September

jeebus bob
Nov 4, 2004

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I'm the guy shooting a handgun at the eclipse

jeebus bob
Nov 4, 2004

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What does the kanji(?) on the sign mean?

jeebus bob
Nov 4, 2004

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Video Nasty posted:

酒 = Liquor

Nice, thank you

jeebus bob
Nov 4, 2004

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Cold on a Cob posted:

those children did nothing wrong :colbert:

eat poo poo skynet

What's the flag for ANLUD? (anarcho-luddite)

jeebus bob
Nov 4, 2004

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I'm going to tell my kids this was the vote for speaker of the house

jeebus bob
Nov 4, 2004

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From that dude's timeline
https://mobile.twitter.com/Tetiderrr/status/1611365749163167744

jeebus bob
Nov 4, 2004

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https://twitter.com/EvilAlienReplic/status/1613268042687074304?s=20&t=27v-_V_v3D1QJbYyP-CNFQ
:laffo:

jeebus bob
Nov 4, 2004

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Powerful Two-Hander posted:

or possibly "could not reproduce"

LOL

jeebus bob
Nov 4, 2004

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Lmao that's perfect

Not least because the sickos can be looking both out of and into the church as they revel in the depravity of what they're seeing

jeebus bob
Nov 4, 2004

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Not without my turtle

jeebus bob
Nov 4, 2004

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Boobach-Titski

jeebus bob
Nov 4, 2004

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8888135

e: Wait gently caress I forgot a B

jeebus bob fucked around with this message at 13:03 on Jan 31, 2023

jeebus bob
Nov 4, 2004

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Yea I sometimes fantasize about being the only IT-knowledgeable guy in a public sector office but that dream was only realistic for a brief period until everyone born before computers entered the workspace retired. Now those small places that only have one person in that kind of role expect full services on every level from running cables to frontend dev.

Instead I survive by knowing a lot about goddamn excel and a little bit about most other things, hiding in the bureaucracy of a huge data-centered government agency.

jeebus bob
Nov 4, 2004

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Corla Plankun posted:

what country is this? i want to go there

my wife had to help a coworker troubleshoot "i plugged the monitor into itself and its not showing my laptop" a couple weeks ago

Denmark, but we started digitizing public sector stuff super early so it's not as impressive as it sounds.

I realize now I meant to write "everyone who started working before computers entered the workspace" which shaves a few decades off...

jeebus bob
Nov 4, 2004

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https://twitter.com/bristowbailey/status/1625165718340640769?s=20

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Nov 4, 2004

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Roosevelt posted:

this is like an idea mac and dennis would come up with and then they would force poor charlie to try and rob a pawn shop with it on

They try and fail to operate a 3D printer, ending up with something that looks like a fractal dog penis and is black for some reason. The gang accuse each other of racism. Eventually they use the print as well as a real finger Frank had lying around.

Charlie cuts himself on the edges of the print and is rushed to the hospital where they assume he has polydactily and attach the mystery finger in an illogical position. The print is put in a little jar like a kidney stone.

Dee somehow ends up eating both fingers.

jeebus bob
Nov 4, 2004

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https://mobile.twitter.com/ChrisDeeBrown/status/1626741036016930816
lol

TNaaS is brilliant, what shall we call the app?

jeebus bob
Nov 4, 2004

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FAANG more like FTHAGN

jeebus bob
Nov 4, 2004

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A device is a device but they call it "le device"

In Spanish they say it so it rhymes with ceviche

jeebus bob
Nov 4, 2004

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rotor posted:

“basically yes”
“idk”
“doubt it”

"not right now"
"ask your mother"
"shut up"

jeebus bob
Nov 4, 2004

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yummycheese posted:

I have changed my ordering take out strategy to simplify calling the phone number of the place I want to order food from.

every online ordering thing has its own special hostile UX. if its not adding $2.00 to the listed price of every item then its defaulting to 30% tips or outrageous takeout fee’s or some other nonsense. every single time.

I dont have it in me to memorize every single gotcha while ordering takeout. calling is easier than not.

When I order food to be delivered to my door it's because I don't want to interact with another living being. Having to talk to a stranger without visual cues for how the conversation is going is the absolute last thing I want to do.

My only recourse is to only order online from places that have pickup service and enter the establishment with a hoodie and big headphones and pay without making eye contact.

jeebus bob
Nov 4, 2004

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I neeeeeeed thissss

jeebus bob
Nov 4, 2004

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EricBauman posted:

also, i think the shirt changing color might just be chromakey?

But did you notice it

jeebus bob
Nov 4, 2004

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Tankakern posted:

hmm

isn't macron trying to raise the pension age from 62 to 64? isn't 62 very low compared to most other european countries?

You mean isn't the retirement age in the other European countries very high compared to that of France?

jeebus bob
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From just my vague memory of looking at a wikipedia list a few days ago: that map is very not correct

jeebus bob
Nov 4, 2004

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rotor posted:

the pizzas of the exotic east are very confusing

https://www.gakiarchives.com/video/493

jeebus bob
Nov 4, 2004

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https://mobile.twitter.com/weirdassweed/status/1644754998553608193

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jeebus bob
Nov 4, 2004

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I'm guessing the Korean version of "Gesundheit" expresses a very different sentiment

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