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Every year we wait to see what people have been sticking in themselves because we are awful humans and humanity is a vile disease. The list is American holes, as you can see there is a lack of non US regional items such as Hockey sticks or Bowler hats. This list is cautionary and not a challenge. Anyway without further delay here is the list in order of descending orifice: Ear
Rubber Bands Several Hair Bands “Patient’s Siblings Put A Piece Of Paper In Patient’s Right Ear Trying To Show Him A Magic Trick” Lollipop Toy Sword “Takes Shower With Earplugs In Ears In Attempt To Prevent Water From Going In & Now Earplug Is Stuck In Left Ear” Bobby Pin Hairpin Hair Trimmer Attachment “Found A Bead And Placed It In His Ear So He Wouldn’t Lose It” Toy Dinosaur Tweezers Fiberglass “Car Was Rear-ended And He Hit His Head On The Back Of The Front Seat, C/O Headaches Since, Also Put A Piece Of Paper In His Right Ear 1 Month Ago” Tooth Comb Tooth Dog Tooth “Was Sleeping When Her 4 Yo Child Broke Wooden Tip Of A Paint Brush And Put It In Her Ear” Pen Cap Marker Tip Nail “Was Experiencing Pain In Ear So Rolled Up Pieces Of Paper To Put Inside It. Changed Them Out A Few Times When The Last One Became Stuck In Ear” Pearl Piece Of Wicker Clothes Hamper “Put A Crayon In Each Ear In School. Crayon Removed From Right Ear But Not From Left” Necklace Bracelet Receipt Clay “Had Earbuds In His Ears Under His Snowmobile Helmet Hit A Water Bar And His Helmet Pushed His Ear Buds Deep Into His Ear” Plastic Magic Wand Candle Wax Blue Slime “Placed Bbs In Ear Buds And Forgot There Were In There. Stuck The Ear Buds On And Now Has 2 Bbs Lodged In Ear” Soda Can Tab Plastic Spoon “Felt Like Something There. Burning Sensation, Flushed The Ear And A Worm Flushed Out” Airsoft Pellet, Piece Of Purple Crayon, Small Rock (All Same Patient Nose
Confetti Balloon Candy Wrapper Fake Diamond Flower Sunflower Seed Toy Car Tire Toy Lizard Tail Steel Nut Quite A Bit Of Tissue Paper Mini Flashlight Mini Bowling Pin Sponge Toy Carrot Bread Pom Pom Googly Eye Sister’s Hair 2 Batteries Peanut Throat
Metal Straw Plastic Fork Plastic Cup Plastic Jail Wristband Cat Toy Bib Piece Of Sock “A Bee Or A Wasp” Small Pool Ball Honey Tip Of Knife Metal Pipe Sewing Needle Electrical Tape Thermometer Glow Stick Small American Flag Penis
Tongue Ring Balloon String Of Magnetic Beads “Playing With Phone And Fell Asleep When He Woke Up His Stylus Was In His Uretha. Injury Occurred 4 Days Ago And Didn’t Seek Treatment” Pen Pencil Paintbrush “Metal Screw In His Urethra To Cause An Erection” Wire Hanger Lanyard “Has Had A Marble In His Penis For The Past 4 Years And Decided He Needs It Removed” Glue Vagina
Battery Pill Bottle Small Vibrator Large Vibrator Paper Clips “Patient Was Intoxicated 4 Months Ago Placed A Crumble Of Tin Foil Inside Vagina” Film Canister Part Of Slinky Eyebrow Pencil Screw Pen 3 Bags Of Meth Bullet Rock Bath Bomb Baby Shoe Rectum
Multiple Marbles Toothbrush Holder Crayon “Put A Pencil Up Rectum And Now Not Able To Sit” Nail Polish Bottle Shaving Gel Bottle Aerosol Container “Patient Reports Inserting A Deodorant Spray Can Inside His Rectum Last Night As He Was Constipated” “Shampoo Bottle In His Rectum That He Placed There Because He Thought He Was Constipated” Small Foam Football Stick Screwdriver In Anus, Handle Fell Off “Was Intoxicated & Is Uncertain If She Used Her Anal Beads Or Not, Cant Find Them @ Home […] None Found In Er Exam” Pipe Vibrator Ring “Vibrator Struck In Rectum. Vibrator Is Still On.” 5 Inch Dildo 6 Inch Dildo 7 Inch Dildo 10 Inch Dildo Apple Toy Shark Plastic Turtle Cat Toy Bell Baseball Newspaper Cologne Bottle Baby Oil Bottle Hand Lotion Bottle “Was Squatting In The Shower When He Got A Small Bottle Stuck In His Rectum” Remote Control Fork Water Bottle “3 Weeks Ago He Was Drunk And Put A Light Bulb Up His Rectum.” Pooparoos Toy Weeble Wobble Toy Writing Pen And Bottle Cap Foam Dart 6 Magic Markers Christmas Lights “Put Dildo Into Rectum 2 Days Ago & Was Performing Daily Activities With It In Place. When Riding Lawn Mower The Dildo Slid Inside Rectum Completely”
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quote:5 Inch Dildo Whereabouts of the 8 and 9 inch dildos is unknown.
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