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i finished my chores for the day and realized "i am the only person in my house. why am i wearing clothes?" so i stopped. i am sitting naked in my office chair with a beer. who gives a poo poo? i don't have kids or guests so why not. it is very freeing. i baked some totinos party pizzas while standing nude in front of the oven. i feel like i have reached the max level of not giving a gently caress
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# ? Dec 28, 2020 21:25 |
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you ever worry about getting butt germs on the furniture?
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# ? Dec 28, 2020 21:35 |
If a piece of pizza slips off and lands on your genitals you gonna have a bad day.
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# ? Dec 28, 2020 21:39 |
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YYZ posted:you ever worry about getting butt germs on the furniture? You are allowed to wash your butt. It’s totally acceptable to use soap clean it.
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# ? Dec 28, 2020 21:40 |
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no. it is wrong and cruel to declaw cats.
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# ? Dec 28, 2020 21:42 |
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I have to wear my PPE op
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# ? Dec 28, 2020 21:46 |
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I'm 100% clothed right now wearing layers and even have socks and shoes on as I sit at the posting rig these are the kinds of credentials that bust somebody up to mod rank.
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# ? Dec 28, 2020 21:47 |
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I don't like walking around house nude that much even if my wife is gone to work and it's just me and the dogs, say. And I live on a few acres outside of town on a quiet lil road behind a church so there's no traffic or neighbors generally to see in. ...I just think it's weird. Like pissing in your own shower. I mean, boxers and a t? That plus a bathrobe? No prob. I ain't walking around rubbing my balls all over for no reason. what if jesus visits! E: I realise in retrospect some components of this make me sound like I'm a Reverend or something and that might be why. Lol no.
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# ? Dec 28, 2020 21:53 |
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Anyone else here wear clothes only because if you see your own reflection, and your naked, you get turned on? Just it’s so annoying!
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# ? Dec 28, 2020 21:58 |
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most furniture fabric is actually really uncomfortable against bare skin so i wear a bathrobe op but you can be drat sure i wear that bathrobe the entire day while working from home, luckily my employer still is stuck on skype for business which does such a lovely job at video conferencing that we stick to audio calls only.
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# ? Dec 28, 2020 21:58 |
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I'll walk from my bedroom to the shower naked because who cares, but I wouldn't feel comfortable just like hanging out in my house nude. Not having pockets seems like it'd be inconvenient, you'd have to carry around your phone and stuff everywhere you go in hand.
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# ? Dec 28, 2020 21:59 |
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It's winter and my place is at 66° F. gently caress being naked. Comfy sweaters 4 life bitch.
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# ? Dec 28, 2020 22:00 |
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CJacobs posted:I'll walk from my bedroom to the shower naked because who cares, but I wouldn't feel comfortable just like hanging out in my house nude. Not having pockets seems like it'd be inconvenient, you'd have to carry around your phone and stuff everywhere you go in hand. I think you'll find that your body has a quite spacious natural back pocket if you're just willing to give it a try
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r u ready to WALK posted:I think you'll find that your body has a quite spacious natural back pocket if you're just willing to give it a try I am also available to test out your spacious back pocket vigorously for you, should any of you need it.
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# ? Dec 28, 2020 22:02 |
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I put clothes on in the house because I might cook bacon in the morning, which is highly unpleasant when shirtless.
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# ? Dec 28, 2020 22:02 |
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r u ready to WALK posted:I think you'll find that your body has a quite spacious natural back pocket if you're just willing to give it a try I wouldn't dare attempt it, I'd just be a pretender to the throne
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# ? Dec 28, 2020 22:02 |
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In the Venn diagram of people who enjoy being naked and people who look good naked the circles barely touch.
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# ? Dec 28, 2020 22:06 |
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my thyroid is all hosed up so my body temperature is like a loving furnace almost all the time and if i get cold the booze makes me not care. i have not advanced to the level of being comfortable shoveling snow in the nude because i don't want the cops to arrive. all my furniture is super comfortable so that isn't a problem. Chef Boyardeez Nuts posted:In the Venn diagram of people who enjoy being naked and people who look good naked the circles barely touch. true also i don't need pockets i don't carry anything around except my beer and if i need two hands to do something i set the can down or grip it in my teeth, it isnt difficult
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Zippy the Bummer posted:my thyroid is all hosed up so my body temperature is like a loving furnace almost all the time and if i get cold the booze makes me not care. i have not advanced to the level of being comfortable shoveling snow in the nude because i don't want the cops to arrive. all my furniture is super comfortable so that isn't a problem. This has actually changed my mind as I suffer from thyroid problems too, my house is currently running at like 65f because if I turn it up I get a fever. Get naked goon
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# ? Dec 28, 2020 22:18 |
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Chef Boyardeez Nuts posted:In the Venn diagram of people who enjoy being naked and people who look good naked the circles barely touch. my wife looks awesome naked. Me on the other hand. Nope.
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# ? Dec 28, 2020 22:19 |
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I am so repulsed by my own reflection that I don't really think I could describe myself from memory
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# ? Dec 28, 2020 22:20 |
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r u ready to WALK posted:I am so repulsed by my own reflection that I don't really think I could describe myself from memory i have experiences like this. i'll be getting ready to shower and glimpse myself in the mirror and think "you look ok zippy. you look decent. not great but not so bad. you are average. quite mediocre really. no one would ever really notice you for your physique. no one will remember your name, or that you even existed. you have no meaningful impact on anything in the universe." then i crack open my shower beer
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# ? Dec 28, 2020 22:38 |
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Into The Mild posted:my wife looks awesome naked. But does she like being naked?
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# ? Dec 28, 2020 22:42 |
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I wear at least a sports bra and boxers on the off chance I die of a brain aneurysm. You know, so the coroner don't gotta grab rear end to gurney me.
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# ? Dec 28, 2020 23:06 |
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being naked around my place after a shower is the only time i'm truly alive
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# ? Dec 28, 2020 23:08 |
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why do people want to be naked its cold
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# ? Dec 28, 2020 23:10 |
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r u ready to WALK posted:I think you'll find that your body has a quite spacious natural back pocket if you're just willing to give it a try gently caress yeah I got a half a hot pocket (no irony) I’m saving for later might as well shove it up my rear end.
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# ? Dec 28, 2020 23:14 |
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I used to like to be naked when I was younger but now that I’m old it’s just depressing
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# ? Dec 29, 2020 20:18 |
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bit cold for that, but good for you. During the summer a mesh chair on bare butt is the most freeing feeling in the world.
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# ? Dec 29, 2020 20:23 |
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Madness posted:If a piece of pizza slips off and lands on your genitals you gonna have a bad day. Indeed. It's one of those little annoyances in life. Like how toast always lands butter side down if you drop it on the floor. Also, how every time you spill your drink it always seems to land on your crotch. And the OP is at home and has access to tea and coffee. I think OP is going to be naked for one day only.
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# ? Dec 29, 2020 20:28 |
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I'm at work, Zippy
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# ? Dec 29, 2020 20:31 |
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Valko posted:Indeed. It's one of those little annoyances in life. Like how toast always lands butter side down if you drop it on the floor. Also, how every time you spill your drink it always seems to land on your crotch. And the OP is at home and has access to tea and coffee. Toast only lands butter side down if you eat it butter side up and have a standard size table that you drop it from. Thrown toast so it rotates lands at 50/50, The trick to not getting butter all over your plate is to have bar height tables you want it to be about ten feet in height so a dropped piece of toast will make that full rotation and land butter side up.
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# ? Dec 29, 2020 20:33 |
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Skypie posted:I'm at work, Zippy Who dares, wins
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# ? Dec 29, 2020 20:37 |
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I'm always naked underneath my clothes
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# ? Dec 29, 2020 20:40 |
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pixaal posted:Toast only lands butter side down if you eat it butter side up and have a standard size table that you drop it from. Thrown toast so it rotates lands at 50/50, The trick to not getting butter all over your plate is to have bar height tables you want it to be about ten feet in height so a dropped piece of toast will make that full rotation and land butter side up. why not put butter on both sides and say gently caress you fate
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# ? Dec 29, 2020 20:47 |
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Colonel Cancer posted:I'm always naked underneath my clothes https://i.imgur.com/DxQiDHp.mp4
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# ? Dec 29, 2020 20:50 |
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OMFG FURRY posted:being naked around my place after a shower is the only time i'm truly alive heck yeah! After I towel off I will totally cruise around naked for a bit. Its like getting some amount of micro-moisture that's still on you to evaporate. And you're all warm from the shower. Feels good man! But then I get dressed before I get cold.
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# ? Dec 29, 2020 21:09 |
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You know, I feel like we've really grown as a forum over the past couple of decades and I think we're finally ready to allow homegroan again.
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# ? Dec 29, 2020 21:14 |
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Weka posted:You know, I feel like we've really grown as a forum over the past couple of decades and I think we're finally ready to allow homegroan again. yah but the way we grew now its gotta be panoramic homegroan
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dee eight posted:yah but the way we grew now its gotta be panoramic homegroan Forums VR is not what I was expecting at all. It's just a bunch of naked guys sitting in computer chairs with keyboards floating 3 feet off the ground.
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