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why    why would a robot need sunglasses? i have never understood it. |
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FATHER the light is overpoweringly bright "here, protoman. try these sunglasses!" 
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Dec 29, 2020 04:27
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"is there some way to beam information directly to my brain or reduce light input on the backend, does that make sense?" the augment tech sighs deeply "okay, fine, sure, give me the sunglasses implant" 
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Dec 29, 2020 04:33
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Dec 29, 2020 04:38
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the bridge between dogs in goggles and robots in sunglasses what hath we wrought?
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Dec 29, 2020 04:53
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the brighter the future gets the more u have 2 wear shades. hence robuts wearing sunglasses |
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Dec 29, 2020 05:30
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it's because of all the neon. people went mad before sunglasses |
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Dec 29, 2020 08:25
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If you're technical, go crude. If you're crude, go technical. |
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Dec 29, 2020 12:08
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prepuce repurposed posted:the brighter the future gets the more u have 2 wear shades. hence robuts wearing sunglasses
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Dec 29, 2020 12:12
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how else would we know the rbotos are cool??
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Dec 29, 2020 15:09
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it’s so they can take them off when they don’t believe something
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Dec 29, 2020 15:15
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man: you rust sucking bucket of bolts... why i aughta! robot: cram it, meatbag [dons cool guy shades] |
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Dec 29, 2020 15:30
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biosterous posted:how else would we know the rbotos are cool?? It's this OP |
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Dec 29, 2020 15:32
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Robot: HELP, THE LIGHTS ARE TOO BRIGHT FOR ME Engineer: Hmm, let's see... Robot: YOU SHOULD GIVE ME SUNGLASSES Engineer: Actually, with some minor adjustments to your ocular sensors I should be able to lower their minimum aperture, which would allow... Robot: (sound of weapon systems warming up) OR YOU COULD GIVE ME SUNGLASSES Engineer: Or I could give you sunglasses |
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Dec 29, 2020 22:44
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google THIS posted:Robot: HELP, THE LIGHTS ARE TOO BRIGHT FOR ME Robot: NOT THOSE ONES THE AVIATORS THANK YOU
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Dec 29, 2020 22:47
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Heather Papps posted:Robot: NOT THOSE ONES THE AVIATORS THANK YOU The aviators make you look like you molest Roombas, but hey you do you. |
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Dec 29, 2020 22:58
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walking in the next day to my robot wearing a graphic tee and blazer: seriously? robot: what? have you seen Seth rogen at the teen choice awards? I thought it looked cool
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Dec 29, 2020 23:25
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google THIS posted:Robot: HELP, THE LIGHTS ARE TOO BRIGHT FOR ME >give sunglasses to robot |
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Dec 29, 2020 23:34
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Heh get a load of this guy in his yellow aviators They are tactical lenses for enhanced contrast Pff, yeah whatever *laser blasts down a passing airliner without even turning to look* Were you going to say something? About my tactical lenses? N-n-nice tactical sunglasses boss! They definitely don't make you look like a Roomba molester. |
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Dec 29, 2020 23:59
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Buttchocks posted:>give sunglasses to robot You now have (1) Cool Robot. Congratulations! You got 1000/1000 points! Thanks for playing CoolBot Quest II |
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Dec 30, 2020 00:25
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https://youtu.be/fn3KWM1kuAw |
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Dec 30, 2020 02:23
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I would die from a gaping plasma rifle wound with a smile on my face if one of these inhuman killers did a dance like that after shooting me. |
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Dec 30, 2020 03:47
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Finger Prince posted:I would die from a gaping plasma rifle wound with a smile on my face if one of these inhuman killers did a dance like that after shooting me. the fourth robut absolutely slayed me with that entrance |
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Dec 30, 2020 03:53
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Maybe this will help
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Dec 30, 2020 04:03
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Boston dynamics robot pinning me to the wall with a dab because my Amazon credit card expired
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Dec 30, 2020 15:52
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you take the sunglasses off the robot but he has a second pair underneath that and so on ad infinitum |
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