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This is my dad and he can beat up your dad. His name is Muscle Dad and he will kick the poo poo out of your dad and doesn't even care if he's taking a shower. Oh and please none of this:  BAWW OP MY DAD IS DEAD THIS JOKE ISNT FUNNY I know he's dead its because my muscle dad broke all his 2000 parts and walked out of the shower feeling zestfully clean.
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I respect your big gay dad
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Dec 30, 2020 02:27
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Dad. Dad. Wake up. You need to leave right now. I can't explain. Go hide in the shed.
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Dec 30, 2020 02:30
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So this is what prostate cancer looks like. 
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Dec 30, 2020 02:31
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promising carl posted:I respect your big gay dad how do u know he gay
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Dec 30, 2020 02:33
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My dad is dead, but he prolly woulda gotten beat ...unless he got him with a pipe by surprise, which wouldn't be outside the realm of possibility
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Dec 30, 2020 02:45
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Actually he can't.
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Dec 30, 2020 02:46
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promising carl posted:I respect your big gay dad Wait my dads gay? holy poo poo. I guess that would explain why I have 2 dads and I'm black. It's taken me so long to put these pieces together thanks guys I've got some real soul searching to do.
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Dec 30, 2020 02:59
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My dad would suck off your dad so hard your dad would die
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Dec 30, 2020 03:00
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Yeah? Well jokes on you, it just makes me cum. 
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Dec 30, 2020 03:04
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I dated a girl once who tried to impress me by saying her dad could take a bathroom scale and squeeze it in one hand and it would read 100 lbs In hindsight, she may have been asking if he could jack me off, I'm not sure
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Dec 30, 2020 03:22
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Fair enough. At least I don’t have photos of my dad in his underpants saved to my hard drive
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Dec 30, 2020 03:25
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my dad can beat off your dad
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Dec 30, 2020 03:35
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I don't think tonight's doable but if your dad's free tomorrow let me know ok?
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Dec 30, 2020 03:44
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Dad says he usually has to pay for it, so having not to just for once is good.
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I am Toni Lippi posted:my dad can beat off your dad What is your dad's gripstrength like
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Dec 30, 2020 03:47
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My dad would gently caress your dad OP. Your dad looks like a catcher.
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Dec 30, 2020 04:01
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would not fight that dad. his eyes are cold and dead and he has totes killed people
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Dec 30, 2020 04:02
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Your dad looks like an androgen coping crackhead.
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Dec 30, 2020 04:07
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feelix posted:how do u know he gay 
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Dec 30, 2020 04:12
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If you can find my dad please beat him extra hard for me. Fucker is like 18 years late on child support. Your dad seems rad tho, I'd like to get milkshakes and talk about basketball with him.
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Dec 30, 2020 04:14
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Your dad’s dick is loving tiny op. Maybe he should try tuggin’?
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Dec 30, 2020 04:14
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:Your dad’s dick is loving tiny op. Maybe he should try tuggin’? The hot water was out but muscle dad never misses shower time.
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Dec 30, 2020 04:17
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Your Dad will never beat up my Dad because no one can find him.
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Dec 30, 2020 04:19
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Poohs Packin posted:
Was your dad living in Ohio in '99? I'm pretty sure he asked to fellate the carload of guys I was traveling with at a rest stop on Highway 24 between Ft Wayne and Toledo. He was polite, but we all declined and instead went in to use the restroom where we also filmed our friend Andy leaving a urinal brownie. Unfortunately, the digicam was lost/stolen while in Toronto's Chinatown later in the trip. I sometimes wonder what the new owner thought when they watched the footage and about how much dick your dad sucked at that rest stop.
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thread soundtrack: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfckXdS8Qeo
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my dog died im sad posted:Your Dad will never beat up my Dad because no one can find him. Even so I'll bet Trouble finds him. 
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Dec 30, 2020 04:37
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that dad probably slams cougars on the regular
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Dec 30, 2020 04:42
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im the op's dad
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Dec 30, 2020 04:44
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My dad is a cyborg OP so probably not.
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Dec 30, 2020 05:06
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So your dad has a pace maker? Doesn't sound like he's up for much strenuous activity.
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Dec 30, 2020 05:21
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Just gonna take a quick shower in my camouflage underpants. It's a dad thing
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Dec 30, 2020 05:41
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My dad's dead but if he were alive I could beat him up easily.
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Dec 30, 2020 06:20
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Sir Not Appearing posted:Was your dad living in Ohio in '99? I'm pretty sure he asked to fellate the carload of guys I was traveling with at a rest stop on Highway 24 between Ft Wayne and Toledo. He was polite, but we all declined and instead went in to use the restroom where we also filmed our friend Andy leaving a urinal brownie. Unfortunately, the digicam was lost/stolen while in Toronto's Chinatown later in the trip. I sometimes wonder what the new owner thought when they watched the footage and about how much dick your dad sucked at that rest stop. Cool story bro.
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Dec 30, 2020 06:33
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OP, your dad may well be able to beat up my dad. But bruises heal, and bones knit. My dad was a geriatrician, with a particular interest in Palliative Care. So my dad is trained to watch over your dad as he slowly and peacefully dies in a nursing home surrounded by loved ones and people making sure he is in as little pain as possible. And who is left standing after all of that? My dad, that's who! Suck it OP's buff violent and excessively handsome dad!
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Dec 30, 2020 07:05
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That dad fucks
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Dec 30, 2020 07:16
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Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:So this is what prostate cancer looks like. My dad had prostate cancer but it didn't make him buff, but after surgery he's been screening cancer free for the last six years. 
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Dec 30, 2020 07:24
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when i was in 1st grade we had a holiday party and one of those pinatas that couldnt break and all of the dads took turns hitting it and my dad was the last one and demolished it on the first swing my dad became the strongest man in the world that day so he is completely able to pulverize your dad into a 1000 fun size gooey paternal pieces
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Dec 30, 2020 07:30
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My dad's soul got transferred to a monster truck. Can your dad beat up a monster truck? no I didn't think so idiot.
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Your dad looks like he can suck a golf ball through a garden hose. Respect
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