|
Not your own, not a family or friend or neighbor.
|
# ? Dec 30, 2020 13:52 |
|
|
# ? Mar 28, 2024 18:12 |
|
|
# ? Dec 30, 2020 14:19 |
|
I dunno. Ryan Stanger is pretty ripped and funny, so you'd risk getting beaten up and ridiculed at the same time. Edit: sorry OP! Obviously that's your kink. I didn't mean to shame.
|
# ? Dec 30, 2020 14:50 |
|
Suicide by cop: tired Suicide by dad: wired
|
# ? Dec 30, 2020 15:05 |
|
congrats on your incredibly weird thread dude
|
# ? Dec 30, 2020 15:09 |
|
Parents should force kids to do battle against one another. I see no other reason to produce and raise a child than to impose its dominance over others in the ring of combat.
|
# ? Dec 30, 2020 15:55 |
|
It's like pokemon but for kids
|
# ? Dec 30, 2020 16:06 |
|
I'd take candy from a child but beating them? Only if no one is looking.
|
# ? Dec 30, 2020 16:08 |
|
You can give them a little glove slap to book the duel but then you need to wait until their 18th birthday for the actual fight. Of course then you get your rear end kicked. It's not ideal but it's the best system we know of.
|
# ? Dec 30, 2020 16:17 |
|
Calm down, Dr. Peterson
|
# ? Dec 30, 2020 16:17 |
|
my fight record against children is literally undefeated. no child can withstand my ultimate technique - screaming a lot and swinging my fists around wildly - because I am physically much larger and stronger
|
# ? Dec 30, 2020 16:20 |
|
one time some jumped-up eight year old challenged me to a fight and, let me tell you brother, that kid, uh, well... *wipes flop sweat from forehead* you should have seen it man, like... what? nervous? why would I be nervous? what do you mean he's right behind me
|
# ? Dec 30, 2020 16:22 |
|
I wouldn't recommend it op, I was once viciously attacked and murdered by a child. They look small but those things are all muscle and rage and can easily rip a man's face off but they go for the balls first
|
# ? Dec 30, 2020 16:27 |
|
How many children would you say you can beat at once OP? Looking at your unimpressive physique I can't imagine it being more then 4 before you're overrun by a living wave of toddlers and torn to shreds.
|
# ? Dec 30, 2020 16:27 |
|
The Jordan Peterson thread already exists.
|
# ? Dec 30, 2020 16:29 |
|
Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:The Jordan Peterson thread already exists. How dare you steal my joke!
|
# ? Dec 30, 2020 16:30 |
|
Colonel Cancer posted:How many children would you say you can beat at once OP? Looking at your unimpressive physique I can't imagine it being more then 4 before you're overrun by a living wave of toddlers and torn to shreds. 1.333 toddlers at best imo
|
# ? Dec 30, 2020 17:11 |
|
even switches hands with the coffee so he can throw a better right hook, nice form and no coffee spilled A+ mcdonalds knockout
|
# ? Dec 30, 2020 17:13 |
|
Oh, I thought you said bearing
|
# ? Dec 30, 2020 17:13 |
|
dr.acula posted:Parents should force kids to do battle against one another. I see no other reason to produce and raise a child than to impose its dominance over others in the ring of combat. not sure if youve ever watched any shows about childrens MMA classes but thats p much exactly what that is
|
# ? Dec 30, 2020 17:40 |
|
Nope but now I have something to remember to google when I get home
|
# ? Dec 30, 2020 18:05 |
|
Harvey Mantaco posted:Suicide by cop: tired Dads up, oh shoot
|
# ? Dec 30, 2020 18:36 |
|
I knew someone who would beat babies on sight, didn't matter where, or when, or what the baby was doing he would strike the baby.
|
# ? Dec 30, 2020 18:39 |
|
'Sorry kid' :BLAM:
|
# ? Dec 30, 2020 18:51 |
|
Franklin Hyde, Who caroused in the Dirt and was corrected by His Uncle. His Uncle came on Franklin Hyde Carousing in the Dirt. He Shook him hard from Side to Side And Hit him till it Hurt, Exclaiming, with a Final Thud, “Take that! Abandoned Boy! For Playing with Disgusting Mud As though it were a Toy!” MORAL From Franklin Hyde’s adventure, learn To pass your Leisure Time In Cleanly Merriment, and turn From Mud and Ooze and Slime And every form of Nastiness— But, on the other Hand, Children in ordinary Dress May always play with Sand.
|
# ? Dec 30, 2020 18:56 |
|
The vast majority of the people you meet are some stranger's child
|
# ? Dec 30, 2020 18:58 |
|
shame is a fake rear end idea in any context, op
|
# ? Dec 30, 2020 19:30 |
|
Captain Beans posted:even switches hands with the coffee so he can throw a better right hook, nice form and no coffee spilled That man was autistic. Guess who got arrested?
|
# ? Dec 30, 2020 19:41 |
|
Wow a predator perceived a weakness and they loving thought wrong again.
|
# ? Dec 30, 2020 19:43 |
|
Wasn’t there a TV show about some guy slapping a kid? I imagine it got cancelled because they had no way to top a guy slapping some kid, at that point why would people keep watching?
|
# ? Dec 30, 2020 20:07 |
|
Mega64 posted:Wasn’t there a TV show about some guy slapping a kid? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=trjEnozq8CY
|
# ? Dec 30, 2020 20:08 |
|
HE HIT OUR SON HE HIT MY CHILD
|
# ? Dec 30, 2020 20:08 |
|
They loving showed the slap in the trailer, why would anyone watch the show after that.
|
# ? Dec 30, 2020 20:12 |
|
You made a typo in your thread title OP. Very embarrassing.
|
# ? Dec 30, 2020 20:18 |
|
SLICK GOKU BABY posted:You made a typo in your thread title OP. Very embarrassing. A tipo
|
# ? Dec 30, 2020 20:19 |
|
Putting a horseshoe in your boxing glove is definitely not ok
|
# ? Dec 30, 2020 20:19 |
|
|
# ? Dec 30, 2020 20:23 |
|
The sequel was better https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHZvUeAdzeI
|
# ? Dec 30, 2020 20:34 |
|
i beat strangers children when i was a child myself. although more often than not it was my rear end that got beat
|
# ? Dec 30, 2020 21:02 |
|
|
# ? Mar 28, 2024 18:12 |
|
|
# ? Dec 30, 2020 22:22 |