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Halloween Liker
Oct 31, 2020

by Fluffdaddy
Not your own, not a family or friend or neighbor.

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Gasmask
Apr 27, 2003

And if thou gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will also gaze into thee

anatomi
Jan 31, 2015

I dunno. Ryan Stanger is pretty ripped and funny, so you'd risk getting beaten up and ridiculed at the same time.

Edit: sorry OP! Obviously that's your kink. I didn't mean to shame.

Harvey Mantaco
Mar 6, 2007

Someone please help me find my keys =(
Suicide by cop: tired
Suicide by dad: wired

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

congrats on your incredibly weird thread dude

Mr.Acula
May 10, 2009

Billions and billions of fat clouds

Parents should force kids to do battle against one another. I see no other reason to produce and raise a child than to impose its dominance over others in the ring of combat.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
It's like pokemon but for kids

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

I'd take candy from a child but beating them? Only if no one is looking.

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
You can give them a little glove slap to book the duel but then you need to wait until their 18th birthday for the actual fight. Of course then you get your rear end kicked. It's not ideal but it's the best system we know of.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
Calm down, Dr. Peterson

Salacious Spy
May 29, 2010

Well the word got around they said this kid is insane, man
Banged in the mouth and now he's got AIDS, man
my fight record against children is literally undefeated. no child can withstand my ultimate technique - screaming a lot and swinging my fists around wildly - because I am physically much larger and stronger

Salacious Spy
May 29, 2010

Well the word got around they said this kid is insane, man
Banged in the mouth and now he's got AIDS, man
one time some jumped-up eight year old challenged me to a fight and, let me tell you brother, that kid, uh, well... *wipes flop sweat from forehead* you should have seen it man, like... what? nervous? why would I be nervous? what do you mean he's right behind me

Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Pillbug
I wouldn't recommend it op, I was once viciously attacked and murdered by a child. They look small but those things are all muscle and rage and can easily rip a man's face off but they go for the balls first

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
How many children would you say you can beat at once OP? Looking at your unimpressive physique I can't imagine it being more then 4 before you're overrun by a living wave of toddlers and torn to shreds.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

The Jordan Peterson thread already exists.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

The Jordan Peterson thread already exists.

How dare you steal my joke!

RepeatingMeme
Dec 27, 2012


this place is not a place of honor

no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here

nothing valued is here

what is here was dangerous and repulsive to us

this place is best shunned and left uninhabited


Colonel Cancer posted:

How many children would you say you can beat at once OP? Looking at your unimpressive physique I can't imagine it being more then 4 before you're overrun by a living wave of toddlers and torn to shreds.

1.333 toddlers at best imo

Captain Beans
Aug 5, 2004

Whar be the beans?
Hair Elf

even switches hands with the coffee so he can throw a better right hook, nice form and no coffee spilled

A+ mcdonalds knockout

Inverted Icon
Apr 8, 2020

by Athanatos
Oh, I thought you said bearing

HORSE-SLAUGHTERER
Nov 11, 2020

H O R S E - S L A U G H T E R E R

dr.acula posted:

Parents should force kids to do battle against one another. I see no other reason to produce and raise a child than to impose its dominance over others in the ring of combat.

not sure if youve ever watched any shows about childrens MMA classes but thats p much exactly what that is

Mr.Acula
May 10, 2009

Billions and billions of fat clouds

Nope but now I have something to remember to google when I get home

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!

Harvey Mantaco posted:

Suicide by cop: tired
Suicide by dad: wired

Dads up, oh shoot

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

I knew someone who would beat babies on sight, didn't matter where, or when, or what the baby was doing he would strike the baby.

Inverted Icon
Apr 8, 2020

by Athanatos
'Sorry kid'

:BLAM:

HORSE-SLAUGHTERER
Nov 11, 2020

H O R S E - S L A U G H T E R E R
Franklin Hyde, Who caroused in the Dirt and was corrected by His Uncle.

His Uncle came on Franklin Hyde
Carousing in the Dirt.
He Shook him hard from Side to Side
And Hit him till it Hurt,
Exclaiming, with a Final Thud,
“Take that! Abandoned Boy!
For Playing with Disgusting Mud
As though it were a Toy!”

MORAL

From Franklin Hyde’s adventure, learn
To pass your Leisure Time
In Cleanly Merriment, and turn
From Mud and Ooze and Slime
And every form of Nastiness—
But, on the other Hand,
Children in ordinary Dress
May always play with Sand.

Loden Taylor
Aug 11, 2003

The vast majority of the people you meet are some stranger's child

sure okay
Apr 7, 2006





shame is a fake rear end idea in any context, op

Katamari Democracy
Jan 19, 2010

Guess what! :love:
Guess what this is? :love:
A Post, Just for you! :love:
Wedge Regret

Captain Beans posted:

even switches hands with the coffee so he can throw a better right hook, nice form and no coffee spilled

A+ mcdonalds knockout

That man was autistic. Guess who got arrested?

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Wow a predator perceived a weakness and they loving thought wrong again.

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
Wasn’t there a TV show about some guy slapping a kid?

I imagine it got cancelled because they had no way to top a guy slapping some kid, at that point why would people keep watching?

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Mega64 posted:

Wasn’t there a TV show about some guy slapping a kid?

I imagine it got cancelled because they had no way to top a guy slapping some kid, at that point why would people keep watching?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=trjEnozq8CY

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

HE HIT OUR SON

HE HIT MY CHILD

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

They loving showed the slap in the trailer, why would anyone watch the show after that.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


You made a typo in your thread title OP. Very embarrassing.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

You made a typo in your thread title OP. Very embarrassing.

A tipo

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
Putting a horseshoe in your boxing glove is definitely not ok

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
:gas:

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Oct 15, 2012

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To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
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Biscuit Hider

The sequel was better

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHZvUeAdzeI

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES
i beat strangers children when i was a child myself. although more often than not it was my rear end that got beat



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Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

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