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this is now an unironic eve thread so please destroy it
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# ? Apr 16, 2021 21:15 |
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So basically if you play Eve is it like reading excel for dummies? Would never play it but theirs gotta be better ways to learn pivot tables.
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This doesnt make you guys look good. Remember you're the attacker and its extremely ![]()
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Derpies posted:So basically if you play Eve is it like reading excel for dummies? Would never play it but theirs gotta be better ways to learn pivot tables. Honestly, there are no spreadsheets in EVE. There are spreadsheets OUT of EVE. Here is the best summation of EVE, as presented, and EVE, in reality: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ojR7E8Xymk
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Otacon posted:Honestly, there are no spreadsheets in EVE. There are spreadsheets OUT of EVE. I love 0.5 FPS and a 5% chance of crashing every click I make.
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DGC773 posted:I love 0.5 FPS and a 5% chance of crashing every click I make. my buddy have you heard of star citizen
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DGC773 posted:I love 0.5 FPS and a 5% chance of crashing every click I make. Jeez, look at this Mr. Rich guy, owning a super-computer.
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Otacon posted:Jeez, look at this Mr. Rich guy, owning a super-computer. I play on my 2012 MacBook Air. I am being completely serious. It survived M2- several times. I have no idea how it manages it, the fan sounds like it is going to lift off to orbit.
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Otacon posted:Honestly, there are no spreadsheets in EVE. There are spreadsheets OUT of EVE. ![]()
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This is exactly why I just binge-watched The Expanse. Belta Navy Riftah, bossmang. I pray this happens.
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Otacon posted:Honestly, there are no spreadsheets in EVE. There are spreadsheets OUT of EVE. hahahaha
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The worst thing about fighting in tidi, is that it always makes me feel like something is wrong with my brain for hours afterwards. Like somehow my whole brain goes into TiDi. Basically I loving hate getting into Tidi fights, which sucks because my favorite ship to actually fly game mechanics wise is a carrier, and fights where caps get used are much more likely to be tidi fights.
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wilderthanmild posted:The worst thing about fighting in tidi, is that it always makes me feel like something is wrong with my brain for hours afterwards. Like somehow my whole brain goes into TiDi. The best fights recently have been 2000 man brawls in the M2- constellation
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!bacon_points
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DGC773 posted:The best fights recently have been 2000 man brawls in the M2- constellation While I had lots of fun in those battles, I find the logi meta pretty annoying atm. All manner of ships get alpha'd right off the field and as a logi i've never felt more useless. We can only realistically save people once half the fleets are dead.
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Dalael posted:While I had lots of fun in those battles, I find the logi meta pretty annoying atm. All manner of ships get alpha'd right off the field and as a logi i've never felt more useless. We can only realistically save people once half the fleets are dead. I always find flying logi extremely annoying in most fights. You either can't save people or the logi wing gets primaried and destroyed righting the first few minutes of a fight.
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healers are always targeted first bruh
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wilderthanmild posted:The worst thing about fighting in tidi, is that it always makes me feel like something is wrong with my brain for hours afterwards. Like somehow my whole brain goes into TiDi. Eve on one screen, some frame-perfect fighting game on the other, try to reach some equilibrium point?
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an update! I thought this was worth postingquote:quote: ![]()
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Anyone take you up on that?
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one taker so far, thats his post underneath the announcement!
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Rutibex posted:one taker so far, thats his post underneath the announcement! Oh, ok. Kinda thought that was some unrelated reddit slapfight highlighting dissent in the ranks. I'm surprised this is allowed, as the only real way to win an EVE war is player attrition.
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So basically as I understand it, you are paying them to leave the Titan, letting them log in and leave it? What happens if they try to jump out with it?
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SalTheBard posted:So basically as I understand it, you are paying them to leave the Titan, letting them log in and leave it? What happens if they try to jump out with it? they are trapped in a warp bubble and camped 24/7, they can't escape. if they log in they have the option of giving up their titan or dying
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Oh ok. So it's basically "You are going to lose it one way or the other, so let us pay you for it"
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SalTheBard posted:Oh ok. So it's basically "You are going to lose it one way or the other, so let us pay you for it" Plus, you don't need to invest in the labor to fit/build another titan. It's a hell of a deal for goons. They also said it wasn't going to be an insulting price, but certainly not MSRP.
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Have you guys ever tried diplomacy instead? Think of all the cool poo poo you could build if the galaxy was at peace...
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The Pussy Boss posted:Have you guys ever tried diplomacy instead? Think of all the cool poo poo you could build if the galaxy was at peace... there is a goonswarm minecraft server for building. EVE is a salt mine
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FAT32 SHAMER posted:Don’t tell him we have 3 jammers in 1dq I thought you got out, man.
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The Pussy Boss posted:Have you guys ever tried diplomacy instead? Think of all the cool poo poo you could build if the galaxy was at peace... as a former Goon Diplomat: It's also bad there, as well, with a smug smile and firm handshake instead of a bunch of ships and forums posting.
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feature 3 of 4: have a face![]()
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in later expansions they added a torso and legs. but they felt that was going too far so they took it out
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The Pussy Boss posted:Have you guys ever tried diplomacy instead? Think of all the cool poo poo you could build if the galaxy was at peace... We've been at peace for several years staying nice and put in our corner of the galaxy and managed to build an impressive amount of citadels that the bad guys still aren't finished blowing up and won't be for a while even if we don't contest any of them.
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i miss some of the people in goonswarm but i'll never go back, man
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That free shooter spinoff of EVE seemed okay. Based on a vague memory of having played it a few hours while drunk
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The old Eve portraits were better. ![]()
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Ben Smash posted:i miss some of the people in goonswarm but i'll never go back, man Off that real poo poo. For shame.
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Thanks for this thread, I was wondering why I got some random GS e-mails a few weeks ago considering I haven't played the dumb game in almost a decade. Glad to see it worked out.
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Rutibex posted:one taker so far, thats his post underneath the announcement! Any more takers ? I feel like it's the sort of thing where once a few folk start to break there will be a deluge
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# ? Apr 16, 2021 21:15 |
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Did we win
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