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Beefed Owl
Sep 13, 2007

Come at me scrub-lord I'm ripped!
Kids call it "Pustulating", doctors call it "Dangerous". Find out why parents are nervous on 7 News at 11.

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numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Tesla monster trucks will become the most popular form of transportation in history.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Lots of people dying from heart attacks and definitely not covid related pneumonia

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
The world will get worse.

Time_pants
Jun 25, 2012

Now sauntering to the ring, please welcome the lackadaisical style of the man who is always doing something...

Joust posted:

Big focus on good dogs.

Bigger focus on merely okay dogs. Bad dogs finally go out of fashion.

Uriah Heep
Apr 28, 2010

im having a bit of an existential crisis here guys
Formal pants made of thin material that slings your cock and accentuates your package, like suit pants mixed with a banana hammock.

They also come as shorts.

Sisal Two-Step
May 29, 2006

mom without jaw
dad without wife


i'm taking all the Ls now, sorry
CDPR will release a patch for Cyberpunk 2077 and everyone will be like "it's good now" but the news cycle will have moved on and nobody will care.

Sisal Two-Step
May 29, 2006

mom without jaw
dad without wife


i'm taking all the Ls now, sorry
Erotica authors will explore the hot new trend of serial killer romances, where the alpha big dick lead man kills people (but not Blanda, the main woman, who he has kidnapped) and it's very dark and problematic. The man is inexplicably also a billionaire. No connection will be made between wealth and amorality.

Uriah Heep
Apr 28, 2010

im having a bit of an existential crisis here guys
Tik tok, but strictly for duetting with other users to make it look like your putting your penis into their penis.

I call it dick dock, possibly dik dok.

Halloween Liker
Oct 31, 2020

by Fluffdaddy
Pretending to have a fat lip and acting sad to get kissed from dames

Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Pillbug
Anal sex sails up as the number one penetrative intercourse method among the trendy middle class after president Biden outlaws PIV as his first act

Halloween Liker
Oct 31, 2020

by Fluffdaddy
The board members taking you into the lunch room and making you kick your General Manager in the face each time you ask about a raise.

bossy lady
Jul 9, 1983

To accommodate for 100 percent remote work, employers will start mailing lovely sandwiches and wraps to be eaten during meetings

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

oranges will no longer be orange.

strange feelings re Daisy
Aug 2, 2000

Anus bleaching is replaced by anus dyeing. Electric blue, striped, glow in the dark, etc.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


strange feelings re Daisy posted:

Anus bleaching is replaced by anus dyeing. Electric blue, striped, glow in the dark, etc.

I would strongly consider taking glow in the dark not going to lie. Though if it is applied like a tattoo then I'm out.

Phyzzle
Jan 26, 2008
Well, you only get one chance to make a first impression.

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
It's going to be the roaring 20s again on account of all the tigers.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

I'm going to hit up the classic 'Flapper' look. And by 'Flapper' I mean all my teeth will have fallen out and I will be a shambling plague zombie.

Baudolino
Apr 1, 2010

THUNDERDOME LOSER
It will be revealed that cia provided the seed money for pixar studioes to aid in the development of tech necessary to pull off project blue beam.

crazy eyes mustafa
Nov 30, 2014

Baudolino posted:

It will be revealed that cia provided the seed money for pixar studioes to aid in the development of tech necessary to pull off project blue beam.

Blue Beam is not til 2023

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT
Those pants Eldridge Cleaver designed will finally be in style.

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
A new movement called "Neo-Conquistadorianism" will take off in a big way with proponents scouring the globe for virgin lands, the fabled Fountain of Youth and ..oh they're just paedophiles. I would like to pre-emptively denounce my future support for this group that I will think is "cool" and "basically no different to any other historical reenactors". I will be wrong. In circumspect the signs will all be there from the start.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Funky See Funky Do posted:

People will start wearing cloaks as fashion again.

loving finally

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


quicksand will finally get its redemption arc.

Stretch Marx
Apr 29, 2008

I'm ok with this.
Mask-Shaming Cyber-Bullying

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

strange feelings re Daisy posted:

Anus bleaching is replaced by anus dyeing. Electric blue, striped, glow in the dark, etc.

I'm going to eat so much neon rear end.

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
New cuisine fusion fads will make the Turducken a disturbing reality.

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?
Assless chaps with thongs coming back in style

JnnyThndrs
May 29, 2001

HERE ARE THE FUCKING TOWELS
That look is always stylish.

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018
BALLDOs are mandatory

Do it ironically
Jul 13, 2010

by Pragmatica
Brazilian wax jobs for men, gonna be huge in 2021

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
*hangs GONE FISTING sign in shop window*

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
employers start charging a convenience fee for anyone working from home

twitch terms of service change enabling isis to start a channel before quickly sailing to number 1

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Funky See Funky Do posted:

New cuisine fusion fads will make the Turducken a disturbing reality.

https://www.goldbelly.com/gourmet-butcher-block/23556-the-all-madden-turducken

MakaVillian
Aug 16, 2003

Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

rodbeard posted:

I'm going to eat so much neon rear end.

'Taste the rainbow' will be an incredibly popular catchphrase

MakaVillian fucked around with this message at 20:16 on Jan 1, 2021

Pinche Rudo
Feb 8, 2005

Ear loving

Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

ohmygodohmygodohmygod

Corona: actually cool?

pschoy
Mar 2, 2009
'bespoke' ketchup

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Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

The trend from the last 11 years of people loving me is scheduled to NOT stop this year!!

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