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Toxic Fart Syndrome
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I Am Fowl posted:

Oh. I thought based on the title this was for a Sealab 2021 2021 Rewatch.

That's actually the only show TVIV is allowed to watch this year. :colbert:

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Avenue 5 gave me such a sense of dread I am shocked every time I remember it was a 2020 show and it moves up another spot on my list...probably be top 3 by the time I post.

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Escobarbarian posted:

Another reminder that we’re on the last day or two for TVIV 2020 poll submissions!!! Not a lot of people have posted this year, which sucks, especially considering how great the Games poll last night was! Are you really gonna make us look bad next to a bunch of gamers? Vote today!

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3952217

oh god this will be my most rachet list ever and will come in just at the deadline gently caress gently caress gently caress :sweatdrop:

Toxic Fart Syndrome
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bull3964 posted:

CBS All Access dies on March 4th and becomes Paramount+

https://www.engadget.com/paramount-plus-launch-date-161702061.html

"Quick! Rebrand everything! Get me a show with a baby! Do we own Dinosaurs??? SOMEBODY REBOOT SOMETHING!!!"

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SunshineDanceParty posted:

So just curious but question for the group. What's the show you can point to that was exactly what you want from a tv show? Doesn't need to be the best but that show nailed what you wanted.

For me it's Galavant and I know nothing like it is coming around for a very long time. I enjoy the other musical shows that have come out since but Galavant had a tone and cast that hit me perfectly. And that's alright I got two seasons of my perfect show.

Pillars of the Earth was extremely satisfying for me.

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:gizz: you just made my day and ruined my wife’s :hai:

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bull3964 posted:

One other thing I've noticed about the CGI in Babylon 5 after this remaster is that it was clearly rendered at something other than 24fps that the live action footage was filmed at. If I were to guess, I would say it's probably some multiple of 30 with the way it hitches in motion. A small nit to pick to be sure.

What I love is now though that the original film was scanned at 4k and is now archived. The show is preserved. 5 years, 10 years, 20 years down the line someone could re-render all of the CGI elements and it would be a simple edit insert. Future AI upscale tech could potentially clean up some of the film stock of the masters. There's possibility now. It's such a massive improvement over the DVDs.

CBS/Viacom needs to take note. Even if all they did for DS9 and (sigh) Voyager (I guess) is scan the live action footage and upscaled the effects shots, that would leave HOPE for the future. If Time Warner thinks they can they can recoup this investment on this cult but niche property, then it has to be worthwhile for CBS/Viacom to do so for Paramount+ which has Star Trek as a tentpole franchise.

I'm hoping this means that whatever curmudgeon over at the studio is gone and B5 might get some more love, again. Someone posted it upthread, but the original CGI is all still around, waiting to be upgraded/remastered.

zoux posted:

Probably the biggest CGI overreach of all time was Final Fantasy: the Spirits Within, a film I saw in theaters.

Wow rude: Beowulf would like a word...

Cael posted:

As someone who hasn’t watched any Babylon 5, is there a certain amount of episodes I should give it before deciding it’s not for me? Obviously the BEST parts are going to be a ways into the show, but just wondering if it’s like a “get through the first 4 eps of Expanse before quitting” situation.

It's from a very different era of television (oh God, I'm old enough to sound like those guys talking about 60s/70s Doctor Who 25 years ago...), so everything is very differently paced, compared to modern shows. Babylon 5 was also an early adopter of the serial narrative, so much of it will seem cliche, even though it was mostly original and new at the time.

Don't tell the B5 thread, but I would recommend starting with the movie In the Beginning, which acts as a sort of prequel. If you enjoy that (it's only ~2 hours), you will enjoy the series as a whole, even if some is a slog. It does spoil some later reveals, as it was originally aired between season 4 and 5, but for me, in 1998, it made things easier to digest because I had a hint of where it was all heading!

Toxic Fart Syndrome
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Hells yeah!

https://twitter.com/pedropascal1/status/1359754339817058305?s=21

IRQ posted:

I can think of a few scenes they definitely won't include now!

Just needs an update:
https://twitter.com/jamieleecurtis/status/1352624224330899456?s=21

feedmyleg posted:

Oh no not Cara Dune :geno:

I can't believe they were thinking of a spinoff dedicated to her, she was such a non-character.

Conservatives are taking this one totally normally:
https://twitter.com/timcast/status/1359863781833273351?s=21

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Sirotan posted:

The only person that even comes to mind today when I read "hey, its that guy from The Wire" is Isiah Whitlock Jr. and really only because he is still doing the sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeittttttttttttttttttt thing in half his roles some 20 years later.

https://twitter.com/isiahwhitlockjr/status/1340434459766779908?s=21

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Simone Magus posted:

Rewatching Lost for the first time since it aired and holy poo poo this show was so good (until certain aspects of the last few episodes, mainly involving a Falcon Punch)

"Because you're in the wheelchair... and I'm not"

So good

I'm glad you're enjoying it, because it just felt super shallow to me on rewatch. Having the mystery of ~what happens next~ removed made me realize all of the characters are extremely flat and spend most episodes literally running in circles for no reason.

Sawyer is great, though.

Ccs posted:

I'm finally getting around to His Dark Materials Season 2. Surprised there wasn't a thread about it.

Anyway it continues to be a good adaption of the books, and all the child characters are good actors. The only performance I don't buy is Lin Manuel Miranda's. He's hilariously miscast in his role as a scruffy aeronaut.

It's a really good show, I liked it a lot! It'll get a thread for season 3, by jove!

LMM was a huge wet fart that brought the whole thing down, however. I generally enjoy him, but someone compared his acting in this to a high school theater kid and I can't unsee that.

Speaking of things I can't unsee/think, I recently realized that Pit Bull is Slurms MacKenzie. Just been thinking about that for the last day...

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QUEER FRASIER posted:

hello TV IV I am wondering how there is no Real Housewives thread?! every lgbtq I know including myself watches at least a couple RH locations! New Jersey just had a dynamite opening, SLC is wrapping up an amazing first season, Potomac is running away with hearts and minds, OC is running towards a reboot... there’s so much to talk about!

:justpost:

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muscles like this! posted:

I was thinking today about how I get annoyed when a show I've been liking gets retooled halfway through its first season/between first and second. So I was wondering, has there been a show where being retooled actually made it better? The examples I can think of are all worse.

Star Trek: TNG would be a contender.

Also Stargate SG1.

What are all of the shows where people go "oh just get through the first 15 episodes and it gets really good!"

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IRQ posted:

SG1 didn't get retooled, the closest you could call that would be the cast changes years in. Also it was perfect from the jump, so I'm confused.

Atlantis you could say that about since they changed one of the leads. Universe would be the best Stargate show to fit in here.


Wait, are you counting the original movie? I don't think i would, but I guess that could be a retooling.

I think the change in networks was pretty significant for SG1. :shrug:

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Mu Zeta posted:

Stargate ran on Showtime for like 4 years and I don't recall any major changes for the first 8 seasons.

:fry:

Oh wow...I misremembered it only being the first season! Bananas!

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Just replace "Dark Matter" with "Firefly" and that's what would have happened if it had gotten multiple seasons! :haw:

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muscles like this! posted:

I'm not sure if South Park has just given up on doing actual seasons or what but they have another hour long special coming March 10th titled "The Vaccination Special" and from the description sounds like it is going to be Q comes to South Park.

They do :airquote: short :airquote: seasons, but these specials are what they do instead of feature films, iirc...

edit: my wife was like "Q from Star Trek?" and I have never loved a woman or an idea more... :swoon:

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Neddy Seagoon posted:

Pandemic-safe logistics mean shooting live-action anything right now is pretty loving hard to do safely.

One of the things that is really fun is seeing all of the white-collar professionals who have been working remotely for the last year get the vaccine before my restaurant's staff and myself, who have been literally risking our lives feeding them for the last year while they sit at home, bored.

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Mu Zeta posted:

Are they in the medical field or over 65? Where is this? My parents are elderly and they just got their first shot. gently caress the people skipping the line.

No. Mostly rear end in a top hat lawyers and GOP donors who now walk around maskless repeating "oh, I've been vaccinated, I don't have to wear one" like vaccinated people can't still get and spread the disease.

Let me tell you all truthfully: in America we will be dealing with this bullshit for the next 3-5 years and maybe the rest of our lives.







In other news: my B5 rewatch is trucking right along! We are managing an episode or two per day! Almost caught up to the new season of Attack on Titan...can't wait to get to the new eps of S4!

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I'm old enough to remember when conservatives invented ~cancel culture~ by cancelling French Fries through an Act of Congress.

But, please Fox News, tell me more about Disney+'s back catalogue... :jerkbag:

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Hughmoris posted:

Been watching Avenue 5. Just finished up episode 8. Holy poo poo, that airlock scene.

Let me tell you, watching that premier a year ago, right as *gestures around* all of this was starting sure was A Thing.

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Hughmoris posted:

I bet. I didn't realize it is created by the guy who did Veep. If it would have premiered a few months later it would have landed a much bigger presence with the quarantine crowd I think. Also, I love that unsettling theme music that plays when poo poo is going sideways.

The whole thing perfectly captured the zeitgeist of 2020, which is either amazing prescient or Americans are depressingly predictable. I suppose it can be both...

The recent stock market fiasco surrounding Gamestop felt like a show written by Iannucci. :ohdear:

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The Knick and its score was one of my favorites of the decade! One of the few shows I went to the effort of owning on Bluray! Cinemax did a free trial where they put the first three episodes on HBO during the original run and...well...they got their :10bux::10bux::10bux: out of me.
:homebrew:

Show loving rules. :hai:

Cocaine! :haw:

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Escobarbarian posted:

Started watching The Knick finally thanks to the posts in here and Sepinwall’s interview with Soderbergh. I knew it was gonna be gruesome and all but jesus fuckin CHRIST hahah

Surgery 110 years ago was ~A Thing.~

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Mu Zeta posted:

late to the party but god drat Watchmen episode 6 is like art/masterpiece. The closest thing I can think of is the dream episode in season 2 of The Leftovers. Damon Lindelof is really obsessed with uniforms defining you.

:emptyquote:
:goonsay:

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sticklefifer posted:

I think the only "problem" I have with Watchmen is that it's really hard to recommend to someone who hasn't read the source material. It does its own thing, but large swaths of it just wouldn't make sense otherwise. They'd either have to invest the time to read 12 issues of a 1986 comic book series, or watch a just-OK movie adaptation with a really truncated version of events and a different ending. A catch-up special or "episode zero" airing before the show would've been a good idea. I even had to look up a refresher because it had been years since I'd read it.

You sound like my friend who won't watch Doctor Who because he would "have to" start at the beginning and watch every episode starting with the 1950s or whatever... :rolleye:

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muscles like this! posted:

Is Comedy Central's Upright Citizen's Brigade on streaming anywhere? Such an amazing show chock full of talent that never gets talked about.

I've been looking for 20 years for this on dvd, or streaming when that became a thing...

feedmyleg posted:

It's a shame that all those Lost ripoffs never realized that the reason people liked Lost was that it was good. They should have copied that strategy instead of trying to be bad.

I have a soft-spot for those lovely, mid-2000s Friday Night dramas...they all ended up being a blend of Lost with a sappy, Grey's Anatomy outro set to some trendy music. Nothing says drama is coming like watching slow-mo shots of all of your characters set to The Strokes...

Jericho, Revolutions, Fringe, New Amsterdam...

Come on! Name your favorite, lovely 2000s network dramas!

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Simone Magus posted:

I want to say The Event started interesting, and then was lame for a while, but then got really interesting again just before it was canceled. I'm relatively certain I remember Ricky Jay and Charlie from Lost being, uh, secret agent physics professors...? Or something like that

Or maybe I'm thinking of Flashforward

Ah!

I was trying so hard to remember The Event and Flashforward! :lol:

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Oasx posted:

Did you just call Fringe lovely??

I mean...you're the only one who noticed and commented soooooooo :shrug:

Can I be polite and call it campy? :haw:

Hughmoris posted:

:mad:

After having just finished The Knick, I don't know if I can take another show that met its end too early...

Wasn't there some talk about a third season, recently?

fakeedit: https://www.vulture.com/2020/09/the-knick-season-3-andre-holland-barry-jenkins.html :toot:

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space marine todd posted:

Is this where I can ask for recommendations? My partner and I really enjoy two kinds of shows: weird/mystery box shows (Lost, X-Files, and Twin Peaks) and shows full of beautiful cinematography/music/Big Social Themes (My Brilliant Friend, The Young Pope, and High Maintenance).

We especially like shows if they manage to do both things (Utopia, Watchmen, and The Leftovers). Action can be fun (The Witcher and The Mandalorian), but that's less of a priority for us.

Suggestions for something new to watch?

Hannibal
The Expanse
Carnivale
The Knick

Are you okay with animated? If so Attack on Titan.

Toxic Fart Syndrome
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space marine todd posted:

drat, I was hoping no one would notice we are watching these shows high. The less gruesomeness, the better for our stoned idiot brains (Hannibal and The Knick are sadly out).

Thank you for all the recommendations! These all look great.

Avenue 5!

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So I've heard they're making new Beavis & Butthead for Paramount+?

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Let me tell you that watching A5 right before *gestures around* all of this, but also being in the know of realizing we were weeks/day away from fundamental changes to life and society that Americans were not at all prepared for was ~A Thing~.

I really need to watch it again now that *gestures around*...you know.

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Simone Magus posted:

No, Northern Exposure had a gay couple and a gay wedding that made a lot of people mad, including liberals because they didn't show the actual kiss after "you may kiss the groom".

Was that the one with the mounty and the dog?

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Mu Zeta posted:

The way the witcher grunts all his lines like a Nolan movie started to get really annoying halfway into the first episode. I still have no idea what "law of surprise" is so the joke didn't really land for me in that episode with the rat dude.

Law of Surprise says if you can't pay me I take whatever you have that is surprising!

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Qmass posted:

would house MD be a republican ?

Libertarian.

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bull3964 posted:

I also tire of the secret identity conflict that DC has hung on to. I found it refreshing that the MCU largely dispensed of this. In the era where everything is recorded and people pour over every detail of media, there's no way someone hasn't ID'd batman or superman in like 3 days.

I never really liked the whole "I can't tell my loved ones or I'll put them in danger!" trope because gaslighting those closest to you isn't really the best way to protect them. It's never made sense. Them knowing doesn't put them in danger unless the bad guy also knows and if the bad guy knows, it doesn't matter if they loved one knows, they are still a target (they just don't know why.)

https://twitter.com/highonpotenuse1/status/1170328913119236101?s=20

:shrug:

One time a good friend dyed his hair (and eyebrows) blonde and I didn't recognize him at all. We all suffer from GoonFaceBlindness, is it really that farfetched?

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Lurdiak posted:

drat, no Drew Carey or That 70s Show. Maybe this list is crap.

Also some of these are definitely not sitcoms.

Every time someone brings it up, I like to note the date That 70's Show would start if it premiered today, which is now Wednesday, January 27, 1999.

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oh jay posted:

Did you do the math on the fly yourself, or is there a handy website I can reference that updates every day?

Whatever google tells me is 8133 days ago!

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Jay Leno is like his entire generation: an unending curse upon humanity.

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