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Sally posted:mods give back my hack frauds gang tag Mods, give me Sally's old hack frauds gang tag
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Jan 1, 2021 06:47
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Reality Protester posted:Star trek ... is recycled feces
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Jan 1, 2021 17:33
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Death to 2020 on netflix is good There's a lot of dud jokes early on but it gets really good. Leslie Jones and Lisa Kudrow rule.
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Jan 1, 2021 23:02
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Gripweed posted:I finally started watching the Mandalorian. I had heard people mention "The Bill Burr episode" and I can only assume it's because of racism that they didn't call it "The Richard Ayoade episode" Me, normal: "Why's there a birthday clown in this bar?" You, racist: "Why are you looking at the clown? Didn't you notice there's a [whispering] black guy?"
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Jan 1, 2021 23:04
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Gripweed posted:Yes, famously normal and not at all clownish person, Richard Ayoade Where's his white face and red hair? 
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Jan 2, 2021 00:08
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Into The Mild posted:Not all clowns 
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Jan 2, 2021 00:16
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"It's all poo poo" - my accurate review of star treks
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Jan 2, 2021 02:40
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Galewolf posted:This thread attracts the weirdest goons, jaysus. Actually it's pretty chill. Take your pants off and cum a while.
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Jan 2, 2021 06:40
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WikiFeet.com/JayBauman
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Jan 2, 2021 07:09
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Or just don't have Luke. Like it's a fictional story. If something is dumb and bad you can rewrite it until it's not, or give up entirely.
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Jan 2, 2021 08:21
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...of SCIENCE! posted:Disagreements are meltdowns. Conflict is abuse. I am very smart. A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:Shut up, sleeveless.
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Jan 2, 2021 18:26
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White people tricking themselves into thinking Bill Burr is racist is funny af.
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Jan 2, 2021 19:09
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Arcsquad12 posted:The whole point of the Bill Burr episode is how morality is relative to everyday people and that large institutions like the Empire and Republic are interchangeable, but even then, the Empire is worse because you have to remind yourself theyre still space nazis. The whole episode was building up this uncomfortable idea that the Republic and Empire are moral equivalents, with scrappy imperials fighting crazy pirate attacks and living an underdog existence in an old base where they celebrate any small win they can get. You've got heroic tie fighter rescues and normal people just happy to see at least one truck survived and a sense of camaraderie rarely shown for the Empire. You start thinking hey, maybe these guys aren't so bad.
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Jan 2, 2021 19:27
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There is no ethical consumption of stars wars.
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Jan 2, 2021 19:32
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Sydney Bottocks posted:How can you call them space pirates when there was not one space parrot or space eyepatch or one space "arr Jim lad" amongst them Also they weren't in space. They were like 6 feet off the ground.
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Jan 2, 2021 19:55
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Serious Star War opinion
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Jan 2, 2021 20:15
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Strabo4 posted:I was all excited to see a couple hundred new posts, surely there must be more content! When content is released there's like 5 comments and then everyone with permanent wedgie scars resumes talking about Luke Startrekker fighting darth borg and dribbling pee everywhere like mice.
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Jan 2, 2021 21:06
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Jan 2, 2021 21:34
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It's taking extra time because Mike loved it and Jay has to edit out the 50 hours of ghost chat
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Jan 2, 2021 22:39
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Bill and his wife have a podcast and it's loving hilarious if you want to get lost down a youtube rabbit hole.
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Jan 2, 2021 22:42
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Son of Rodney posted:Hello fellow goons can someone please tell me what the gently caress is going on itt and what red letter media is and why it seems to be the one YouTube channel that goons really, really like? This is the thread for cranking your hog to internet celebrity Jay Bauman and also discussing the two worst topics, stars treks and star war. Welcome.
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Jan 3, 2021 02:24
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"You can tell he's dying cuz his skin is purple" - Rich Evans, Half in the Bag ep. 87: Avengers Age of Ultron, 28:52
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Jan 3, 2021 05:19
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luchajones posted:They need to give Superman and WW some jokes. Thor sucked in the beginning til they let him be funny. Can you imagine how awkward and embarrassing it would be if the soulless mushmouth IDF child murderer tried to be funny?
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Jan 3, 2021 13:15
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Cubone posted:do you not remember the news stories about people who got a new form of depression because they wanted to live in that movie? Literally no one remembers anything about Avatar.
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Jan 4, 2021 08:04
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[world's most impossibly smug voice] "You call this progress?"
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Jan 4, 2021 08:32
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James Cameron: "So there's these thin and lithe sexualized humanoid cats" The worst of the internet: "I'm listening."
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Jan 4, 2021 08:36
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"I long for a simple life" - guy who killed the poo poo out of a spider plant and would be eaten by cannibals 4 seconds into the power grid collapsing
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Jan 4, 2021 08:39
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Cubone posted:hm did jackass 3d give anyone depression? No, it was a good movie. That's why no one is defending it on twitter.
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Jan 4, 2021 08:49
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steinrokkan posted:Avatar loving owned, Cameron basically invented a whole new way of making 3D movies that blew everything else out of the water, and nobody's been able to emulate it since despite trillion dollar budgets, lol. Jackass 3D had better 3D and was an objectively better movie. Please remain silent for the duration of the thread.
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Jan 4, 2021 09:13
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mallratcal posted:Did human soldiers die in Avatar? Like most people I have almost no memory of the movie. I remember humans being getting kicked off the planet at then end, after the old guy from Don't Breathe lost a power loader fight. IIRC the only human who died was Michelle Rodriguez because Cameron has a fetish for latina self-sacrifice (Vasquez).
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Jan 4, 2021 09:20
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You've gotta be a real josh to not appreciate the only successful goon project, chapo.
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Jan 4, 2021 15:14
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PostNouveau posted:Completely erasing the pirate rap group that got laughed off of America's Got Talent And the libertarian hawaiian slave plantation.
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Jan 4, 2021 15:20
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Bonaventure posted:is this the cum town thread What do you think? 
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Jan 4, 2021 16:14
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PostNouveau posted:This was the impulse that led to that FB group that eventually progressed to people pointing the guns at their junk with their fingers on the trigger that eventually led to someone shooting himself in the balls. lol
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Jan 4, 2021 16:40
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LMAO
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Jan 4, 2021 16:46
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Rich and Jay playing Friday the 13th and Jay talking about his favorite times women have been killed was fun.
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Jan 4, 2021 16:56
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Shot-for-shot remake of Joker but it stars Jared Leto and everyone has pointy shoulder pads.
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Jan 5, 2021 00:05
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2020 ruled because it was the year all of humanity rose up and in one clear voice we all told celebrities "SHUT THE gently caress UP, YOU AREN'T HELPING". Thanks, noted child killer Gal Gadot.
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White People Watch A Different Show Challenge 2021
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