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A HORNY SWEARENGEN
Aug 8, 2009

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Ground floor of the new stars trek thread for manchildren who haven't been happy in 30 years

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Sally posted:

mods give back my hack frauds gang tag

Mods, give me Sally's old hack frauds gang tag

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Aug 8, 2009

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Reality Protester posted:

Star trek ... is recycled feces

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Aug 8, 2009

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Death to 2020 on netflix is good

There's a lot of dud jokes early on but it gets really good.

Leslie Jones and Lisa Kudrow rule.

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Aug 8, 2009

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Gripweed posted:

I finally started watching the Mandalorian. I had heard people mention "The Bill Burr episode" and I can only assume it's because of racism that they didn't call it "The Richard Ayoade episode"

Me, normal: "Why's there a birthday clown in this bar?"

You, racist: "Why are you looking at the clown? Didn't you notice there's a [whispering] black guy?"

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Aug 8, 2009

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Gripweed posted:

Yes, famously normal and not at all clownish person, Richard Ayoade

Where's his white face and red hair?

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Aug 8, 2009

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Into The Mild posted:

Not all clowns

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Aug 8, 2009

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"It's all poo poo"

- my accurate review of star treks

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Aug 8, 2009

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Galewolf posted:

This thread attracts the weirdest goons, jaysus.

Actually it's pretty chill.

Take your pants off and cum a while.

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Aug 8, 2009

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WikiFeet.com/JayBauman

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Aug 8, 2009

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Or just don't have Luke.

Like it's a fictional story. If something is dumb and bad you can rewrite it until it's not, or give up entirely.

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...of SCIENCE! posted:

Disagreements are meltdowns. Conflict is abuse. I am very smart.

A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:

Shut up, sleeveless.

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Aug 8, 2009

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White people tricking themselves into thinking Bill Burr is racist is funny af.

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Arcsquad12 posted:

The whole point of the Bill Burr episode is how morality is relative to everyday people and that large institutions like the Empire and Republic are interchangeable, but even then, the Empire is worse because you have to remind yourself theyre still space nazis. The whole episode was building up this uncomfortable idea that the Republic and Empire are moral equivalents, with scrappy imperials fighting crazy pirate attacks and living an underdog existence in an old base where they celebrate any small win they can get. You've got heroic tie fighter rescues and normal people just happy to see at least one truck survived and a sense of camaraderie rarely shown for the Empire. You start thinking hey, maybe these guys aren't so bad.

Then the show introduces the officer character and you snap out of it very fast because you realize that no, these people are still genocidal warmongers and they aren't a moral equivalent to the New Republic. Being human doesn't automatically absolve you for the horrendous things you do in the name of a cause.

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Aug 8, 2009

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There is no ethical consumption of stars wars.

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Sydney Bottocks posted:

How can you call them space pirates when there was not one space parrot or space eyepatch or one space "arr Jim lad" amongst them

Also they weren't in space. They were like 6 feet off the ground.

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Aug 8, 2009

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Serious Star War opinion

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Strabo4 posted:

I was all excited to see a couple hundred new posts, surely there must be more content!

Nope, just more Star Wars nonsense.

When content is released there's like 5 comments and then everyone with permanent wedgie scars resumes talking about Luke Startrekker fighting darth borg and dribbling pee everywhere like mice.

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Aug 8, 2009

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It's taking extra time because Mike loved it and Jay has to edit out the 50 hours of ghost chat

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Aug 8, 2009

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Bill and his wife have a podcast and it's loving hilarious if you want to get lost down a youtube rabbit hole.

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Aug 8, 2009

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Son of Rodney posted:

Hello fellow goons can someone please tell me what the gently caress is going on itt and what red letter media is and why it seems to be the one YouTube channel that goons really, really like?

Is it the same guy who made the episode I to III play by play reviews why they're so horrible? It's movie talk??

This is the thread for cranking your hog to internet celebrity Jay Bauman and also discussing the two worst topics, stars treks and star war.

Welcome.

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Aug 8, 2009

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"You can tell he's dying cuz his skin is purple"

- Rich Evans, Half in the Bag ep. 87: Avengers Age of Ultron, 28:52

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Aug 8, 2009

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luchajones posted:

They need to give Superman and WW some jokes. Thor sucked in the beginning til they let him be funny.

Can you imagine how awkward and embarrassing it would be if the soulless mushmouth IDF child murderer tried to be funny?

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Aug 8, 2009

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Cubone posted:

do you not remember the news stories about people who got a new form of depression because they wanted to live in that movie?

Literally no one remembers anything about Avatar.

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Aug 8, 2009

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[world's most impossibly smug voice] "You call this progress?"

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James Cameron: "So there's these thin and lithe sexualized humanoid cats"

The worst of the internet: "I'm listening."

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Aug 8, 2009

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"I long for a simple life"

- guy who killed the poo poo out of a spider plant and would be eaten by cannibals 4 seconds into the power grid collapsing

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Aug 8, 2009

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Cubone posted:

hm did jackass 3d give anyone depression?

No, it was a good movie. That's why no one is defending it on twitter.

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steinrokkan posted:

Avatar loving owned, Cameron basically invented a whole new way of making 3D movies that blew everything else out of the water, and nobody's been able to emulate it since despite trillion dollar budgets, lol.

Jackass 3D had better 3D and was an objectively better movie.

Please remain silent for the duration of the thread.

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Aug 8, 2009

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mallratcal posted:

Did human soldiers die in Avatar? Like most people I have almost no memory of the movie. I remember humans being getting kicked off the planet at then end, after the old guy from Don't Breathe lost a power loader fight.

IIRC the only human who died was Michelle Rodriguez because Cameron has a fetish for latina self-sacrifice (Vasquez).

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Aug 8, 2009

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You've gotta be a real josh to not appreciate the only successful goon project, chapo.

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Aug 8, 2009

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PostNouveau posted:

Completely erasing the pirate rap group that got laughed off of America's Got Talent

And the libertarian hawaiian slave plantation.

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Aug 8, 2009

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Bonaventure posted:

is this the cum town thread

is jay the mayor of cum town

What do you think?

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Aug 8, 2009

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PostNouveau posted:

This was the impulse that led to that FB group that eventually progressed to people pointing the guns at their junk with their fingers on the trigger that eventually led to someone shooting himself in the balls.

lol

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Aug 8, 2009

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LMAO

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Aug 8, 2009

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Rich and Jay playing Friday the 13th and Jay talking about his favorite times women have been killed was fun.

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Aug 8, 2009

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Shot-for-shot remake of Joker but it stars Jared Leto and everyone has pointy shoulder pads.

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Aug 8, 2009

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2020 ruled because it was the year all of humanity rose up and in one clear voice we all told celebrities "SHUT THE gently caress UP, YOU AREN'T HELPING".

Thanks, noted child killer Gal Gadot.

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