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Stink Billyums posted:everything is terrible People are still mad about the last reboot, why are they doing this?
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priznat posted:I kinda miss them tbh all the ones around here closed long ago. The quality at the local Arby's has dropped to the point where I wish it had.
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Quantum of Phallus posted:I/O speeds Need a high fiber internet diet.
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Feb 10, 2021 18:55
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Regarde Aduck posted:Don't hug me i'm scared, only poo poo I feel like the "Wacky but secretly grim and serious" train has moved on.
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Feb 10, 2021 22:11
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Is there some unspoken rule in Hollywood that there can never be a straight-up remake of Wizard of Oz, only reimaginings?
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Feb 10, 2021 22:31
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It's gotten to the point where I don't even know movies have been remade until years after they've come out and no one's seen them.
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Feb 10, 2021 23:12
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Tip posted:It's weird that people stopped talking about the show that looked terrible and then came out and was terrible. I gave up halfway through because even though there were some good ideas in there, they were buried under the "say everything as loud, annoying and wacky as possible" style of comedy.
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Feb 12, 2021 02:57
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If half of a movie is going to be slow, that needs to be the first half. A movie that slowly builds up the plot and then steps on the gas for a third act where everything goes to hell and doesn't stop until the end is way more enjoyable than a movie that fizzles out.
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Feb 13, 2021 06:43
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Film the actors reading the script in the meeting room, act like this is the first time it's ever been done like they pretended Black Panther was Marvel's first black superhero movie when the Blade trilogy already existed.
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Feb 13, 2021 18:11
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luchajones posted:Have you forgotten Steel or Blank Man? I was limiting it to Marvel
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Feb 13, 2021 18:16
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All the canceled actors should get together and make a movie. Force some competition on Hollywood.
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Feb 13, 2021 21:14
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LanceHunter posted:Where did you get #girlboss out of that? Like, what was your train of thought exactly? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0G6RF5ChKYQ
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Feb 18, 2021 00:12
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Thanks, I was wondering the same thing.
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Feb 18, 2021 05:47
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Origami Dali posted:jesus somebody invent new things please There was a steep cultural decline after the Sonny Bono Act was passed.
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Feb 19, 2021 09:15
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Castor Poe posted:Every Woody Allen movie: That looks suspiciously like a list of Oscar bait. Explains a lot about why he was so popular. Needs Vietnam to round out the list.
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Feb 21, 2021 04:47
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A happy and upbeat Banana Splits movie designed to be genuinely fun instead of dark and gritty would've done well during a pandemic.
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Feb 25, 2021 12:08
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No Mods No Masters posted:Man, how do you gently caress up owls that badly. Owls own, seems like a layup Never seen it but I'd assume the same way they hosed up every other YA fantasy adaptation in the wake of their mad search for a competitor to Harry Potter.
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Feb 26, 2021 07:51
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RLM, sodomy and the lash
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Feb 26, 2021 23:08
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PostNouveau posted:Are Bad Lieutenant and Port of Call in the Bad Santa/Teacher/Moms universe? Also is the first one as good as Port of Call? This reminds me a lot of Uncut Gems. The original Bad Lieutenant and New Orleans are completely unrelated, the producer wanted to reuse the name. Never seen the original.
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Feb 27, 2021 10:30
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Origami Dali posted:i don't know why people in those comments think he's such a great interviewer, he's literally reading canned surface level questions off of a card in a put-on voice like those press junket assholes. the only thing that might make some of them open up is the pain. True, I'm definitely watching for the reactions to the sauces and not the discussion.
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Mar 10, 2021 17:35
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PostNouveau posted:Will it be bad, I dunno let's check director Johannes Roberts' imdb I kind of liked the dumb twist at the end of 47 Meters Down.
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Mar 10, 2021 20:34
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Raskolnikov38 posted:looking at wikipedia the second half of the movie is a nitrogen narcosis hallucination Yep, you think they escaped but then it cuts back to them on the ocean floor and the happy ending wasn't real. It's dumb but I thought it was just dumb enough to be funny .
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Mar 10, 2021 21:09
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Jose Oquendo posted:https://9to5mac.com/2021/03/11/netflix-password-sharing-crackdown-test/ Netflix should have a curated stream with advertisements as a free offering, have it be just like an old tv network.
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Mar 11, 2021 23:26
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Tip posted:Oh god, I just realized that at some point very soon it will be cheaper to computer generate extras for most movies. There's probably a lot of overhead involved with dealing with extras, and numerous people who's entire job is wrangling them. The future predicted in S1m0ne is getting closer.
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Mar 12, 2021 02:39
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Why would sith even bother to have apprentices when they kill each other?
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Mar 12, 2021 08:23
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PostNouveau posted:The galaxy far, far away had a much more effective Qanon movement. The Jedi don't have any real powers! They're all child kidnapping pedophiles! The trick to effective conspiracy propaganda is to mix truth in with the lies.
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Mar 12, 2021 18:24
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Tapped out at 25 seconds. Whedon's legacy is a plague on comedy.
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Mar 13, 2021 19:54
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Broke: Hulk Hands Woke: Hulk glans
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Mar 13, 2021 20:32
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priznat posted:There's gotta be some subreddit or other horrible place where there are endless arguments about if the hulk's dong grows along with the rest of him or not. His pants don't rip so probably not.
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Mar 13, 2021 20:37
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priznat posted:It’s funny that in like 2 weeks absolutely no one will ever remember or think of Wandavision again. It might have some staying power but yeah, modern audiences just go from show to show, movie to movie and not really reflect on what they watched after it's done.
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Mar 13, 2021 21:23
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priznat posted:I even mostly enjoyed it! But nah it’s gonna just completely get forgotten I’m sure and the only thing that survives is the Kathryn Hahn wink meme. And people will say “what’s that from?” And then go “oh yeah that show” then forget it again. That gif has already overstayed its welcome.
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Mar 13, 2021 21:24
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Groovelord Neato posted:Whoever thought "mother box" was a good idea should never get work in any medium ever again. Jack Kirby hasn't gotten work in 27 years.
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Mar 19, 2021 00:18
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Everything's tinted.
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Mar 19, 2021 01:34
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PostNouveau posted:Yes. Whatever that is, it is introduced halfway through the movie as more important than the mcguffins the movie has been about for 2 hours. There's a mythical planet where Darkseid suffered his only loss and that's where the anti-life equation was and the three mother boxes were lost there. Steppenwolf realizes it's the same planet halfway through the movie and informs Darkseid who's like "What?" Wouldn't they have realized it's the same planet the moment the boxes activated? How many other planets with lost mother boxes could there even be considering that's the only time Darkseid was ever defeated and lost some boxes?
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Mar 19, 2021 03:29
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There was a story like that from one of the famous sci-fi writers about a planet that was aging the descendants of astronauts who crashed there. Forget who, think it was Phillip K. Dick?
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Mar 19, 2021 03:59
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My only experience with the 4th World stuff is Kirby's original run and the 90s Superman and 2000s Justice League cartoons so I don't know who Stepping Wolf is or why I should care about his CG blandness.
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Mar 19, 2021 04:34
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Leto Joker's scene is just so awful.
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Mar 19, 2021 05:00
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I think the biggest loss from replacing Bale with Affleck is it deprived me the opportunity to make American Psycho jokes while watching the Joker scene.
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Mar 19, 2021 06:25
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Often Abbreviated posted:I remember reading this. Ray Bradbury, maybe. Yeah, that was my second guess, I'd read collections of both their works at the same time so it blurred together for me and I can't remember which it was from.
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Most of Cyborg's plot could have easily been its own movie leading up to Justice League. And it had already been done better in previous iterations of the character.
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