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Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

AHH F/UGH posted:

Multi Facial is extremely good and he wrote produced starred in and directed it himself



"You're not gonna see Pacino doing potato chips or Denzel doing donuts"


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AeLuQQH1OHA&t=4s

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Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

It’s for money laundering

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010


Big “white Dad in Get Out” energy

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

IIRC, Crash guy got blackballed when he left Scientology

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

Mozi posted:

same, it deserved a complete sweep

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

Groovelord Neato posted:

Uncut Gems - Kevin Garnett

holy poo poo

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

https://twitter.com/treytylor/status/1387114233435983875?s=20

The GOAT

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

Gripweed posted:

and is now dying

Great

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

That’s not a fun thought at all

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

Castor Poe posted:

God I'd love to see a video of him watching a Marvel movie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=879Vnr4vojI

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

reignofevil posted:

It's time we reboot the tomb raider cinematic universe.



What?




For real?


They already did? 2018????

Edit- oh my goodness they are making another one right now.

The sequel was supposed to be directed by the dude who made Kill List and then several bad films but I think he got fired.

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

stephenthinkpad posted:

that stripper movie to Channing Tatum.


If that's all you took from Magic Mike then I suggest you watch it again, or at all

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

More like Dung

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

Endless Trash posted:

Emperor “Shaddam” lol

hahaha

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

I hope you're not talking about Dune, the film based on a book series that spans 3250 novels

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:

If you think Herbert was a horny toad, I want to introduce you to the best bad book I ever read.

This is Patrick Rothfuss



Author of this book:



The basic plot is Harry Potter / Doctor Strange. Magic guy gets accepted to magic university and becomes Top Wizard.

But in the saddest chapter in all of nerddom, the virgin main characters bangs hot succubus demon prostitutes so hard they pay him for all the orgasms they had.

And then he goes back to being the best at everything who can do anything.

My GF told me to read that because she couldn’t believe how bad it was and it absolutely sucked loving poo poo.

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

Congrats on the 2021 Rem Lezar media thread making it to 500 pages without a single good post :toot:

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

Galewolf posted:

Undo the "show my own posts in the thread" filter :colbert:

lol

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

poisonpill posted:

First page of 2016:


absolutely cursed ranking Jack even in the top 100 RLM people

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

I think this might be the least talked about Oscar season ever. Record low ratings on tv as well.
:sickos:

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

Shinjobi posted:

Lmao dexter

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

Roumba posted:


Are IPAs a crime against humanity?

Icky Piss Alcohol

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

Sunk Dunk posted:

but the kid acting looked just turrible

Oh so now you don’t like how a kid looks

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

They’ve definitely marketed it as a John Wick like

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

I remember me and my dad lugging our old family CRT up to my third floor room after we got a “flatscreen”. It probably weighed like 50kg and constantly gave me migraines cos of the 50hz flicker :mrwhite:

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

Endless Trash posted:

Jack’s dong is the Shai-Hulud

:hmmyes:

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

“Back in my day, the tv had depth and we used to watch things called ‘channels’ on them”


“Ok gramps”

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

Groovelord Neato posted:

I'm still bummed the Boys show can't do the only good part of the comic

The back cover?????

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eTeLD5KVtHE

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

bro what the gently caress is jay wearing

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010



which one of you is this

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

reignofevil posted:


Luke at him now.


:cmon:

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

Just Chamber posted:

Is Paddington 2 better than Citizen Kane?

equally good

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

Reality Protester posted:

Jay is beginning to go grey. he twinkish good looks are fading. soon his hands will be purple and he'll be unable to pronounce words.

Grey for Jay

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

For people who don’t like Star Wars, you sure post about it a lot!!!

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

Surviving Jagged Edged Weapons

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

I always thought this Come & See poster


looked very similar to this STALKER poster:



and I've just now noticed they both have the Sovexportfilm (now Roskino) mark on them. I wonder was it the same artist.


e: yep both were Igor Pavlovich Lemeshev

Quantum of Phallus fucked around with this message at 21:09 on May 2, 2021

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

It’s an extremely powerful and harrowing anti-war film, perhaps not suited to the slack-jawed dumbfuck YouTube reaction video style.

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Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

Endless Trash posted:

Heads up to all you cinephiles itt me and my improv troupe are gonna be LIVE RIFFING Joshua Oppenheimer’s 2014 documentary The Look of Silence about the mass killings in Indonesia during the 1960s!

It’s gonna be a no holds barred chucklefest as we tear this movie apart, just like a communist in Indonesia! LOL *open mouth face*

Hahaha

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