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Tip posted:Yeah but what do they do with the poop? Probably convert it into energy. It converts the poop right as it comes out the butt so everyone is making GBS threads lightning and farting thunder. Source: I am Gene Roddenberry.
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# ¿ Jan 2, 2021 02:01 |
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# ¿ Mar 29, 2024 02:41 |
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I haven't watched the movie but if I had to guess, I'd say the 80s setting is the result of DC wanting to distance WW from the Superman/Justice League movie timeframe so when they do their "well we really bungled this, time to reboot it" Crisis movie, the WW movies can still be canon
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# ¿ Jan 3, 2021 18:42 |
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J4RHEAD, the newest entry in the Jarhead Cinematic Universe
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# ¿ Jan 19, 2021 15:52 |
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Vim Fuego posted:That's uh, outsourcing, right? If WONKA co located in America they'd probably have H1Bs. I guess with brexit the oompa loompas may face deportation Outsourcing is when you send jobs overseas. This is highly localized slavery.
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# ¿ Jan 20, 2021 02:46 |
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Lister posted:Outsourcing is when you hire another company to do work for your company. Offshoring is when the company you outsource to is in another country. Aw heck
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# ¿ Jan 20, 2021 11:17 |
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Moola posted:The fmvs own in a very bad way Those cutscenes capture the feel of Star Wars better than the prequels and much of the sequels. Also the droid gangster is cool as hell.
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# ¿ Jan 25, 2021 13:38 |
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Groovelord Neato posted:I just remembered the "Neo was able to zap the sentinel because the real world is a second level of the Matrix" theory. Which (while kinda stupid) would've been more interesting than the actual explanation. What was the actual explanation? I could've sworn they didn't address it.
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# ¿ Jan 28, 2021 16:13 |
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Cyborg is possibly the least imaginative superhero name ever devised. They could've called him The Cyborg and had it sound the tiniest bit evocative, but no, it's just a wet fart of a name.
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# ¿ Jan 30, 2021 03:13 |
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poisonpill posted:Cyborg looks at the camera and says, “So you’re saying, we’re some kind of..... Justice League?!” Still more organic than the end of Beavis Dodge when Jesse Eisenberg sighed and said "Well I'm in prison now. I guess this truly is the dawn of justice"
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# ¿ Jan 30, 2021 18:49 |
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Imagine a world in which Jack could make a joke and not immediately mug for the camera
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# ¿ Jan 31, 2021 15:19 |
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Gripweed posted:Human children spend 12 years at school. Grogu develops so slowly, he is still a baby at age 50. "What I love about Jedi school girls, that is. Older I get, but stay the same age they do."
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# ¿ Feb 3, 2021 15:20 |
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I turned myself into a Zack Snyder movie and now the only way I can communicate is by grunting angrily through clenched teeth while I look like I'm about to cry
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# ¿ Feb 7, 2021 17:50 |
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Cutedge posted:I mean normally Superman wouldn't do that because he doesn't believe in killing but in the zs murderverse, him not doing so is just a plot hole. The cry and tears he lets out after snapping Zod's neck were not out of sadness. Rather, he was elated that he finally found the one thing that brings him true joy. Shortly after this, he makes out with Lois Lane.
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# ¿ Feb 9, 2021 22:41 |
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Groovelord Neato posted:It's really funny that he couldn't shave the stache despite him being killed off in Mission Impossible. Whichever studio exec insisted he keep the mustache should be leading a graduate seminar on trolling
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# ¿ Feb 14, 2021 19:52 |
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"It's a birthmark" "What do you mean?" "He was born with it" no poo poo
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# ¿ Feb 18, 2021 18:11 |
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Hackers film 1995 posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KEaS8X1_gcU On the one hand, this sucks. On the other hand, it might've spared us from all the sequels.
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# ¿ Feb 19, 2021 02:35 |
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luchajones posted:Does Watchmen have boobs in it? I can’t rem ember In it? Heck, it was directed by one!
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# ¿ Feb 22, 2021 22:44 |
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poisonpill posted:Rich: Did you ever hear the tragedy of Diamond Cobra vs the White Fox? Rich: The dark side of Youtube is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unneutral. Culk: Do you wanna try that again? Rich: Unneutral. Unneutral. Unnettral? Unnatural.
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# ¿ Feb 23, 2021 22:50 |
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Galewolf posted:"paper money? That poo poo is useless now, bro, it always was useless " *strikes out of context crucifixion pose*
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# ¿ Feb 26, 2021 03:05 |
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Blomkamp is a fine director, but his involvement in scriptwriting should be a "story by" credit and nothing more.
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# ¿ Feb 26, 2021 17:04 |
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A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:I don't watch movies, I watch pathetic Wisconsin blobs talk about movies.
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# ¿ Mar 1, 2021 02:01 |
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I've seen well over 3000 movies, all of them Marvel
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# ¿ Mar 1, 2021 02:45 |
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Westworld is such a shame. An interesting premise, a really good cast, great cinematography, neat production design, a pretty sweet score...all failed by catastrophically bad writing.
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# ¿ Mar 1, 2021 22:41 |
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Sisal Two-Step posted:Isn't Westworld the series where they changed a huge plot twist at the last minute because someone on reddit predicted it? lol Yeah, something like that. Later they said they learned their lesson about trying to throw the audience for a loop and wouldn't mess with the timeline of season 3, but then season 3 came out and sucked poo poo anyway, so...
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# ¿ Mar 2, 2021 19:06 |
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infernal machines posted:Is there a not embarrassing way to poo poo the bed? Yeah but you have to be really hot
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# ¿ Mar 5, 2021 22:34 |
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This guy's videos are good. Thanks for linking him.
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# ¿ Mar 8, 2021 01:19 |
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Why would you read the comments to begin with? If I wanted to know what a loving idiot thought of the video I just watched, I'd just recall my own opinion
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# ¿ Mar 10, 2021 12:38 |
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As a kid who was obsessed with Star Wars in the mid 90s, at no point did I ever go "HOLY poo poo I need to know what the loving clone wars were." Neither did anyone else, judging by the fact that none of the books or video games that came out between the release of Star Wars and Attack of the Clones bothered to address it.
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# ¿ Mar 12, 2021 16:57 |
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lobsterminator posted:renewal... renewal... renewal... ha ha ha Ha Ha HA HA Ha Ha haahhhhhhhh
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# ¿ Mar 14, 2021 14:37 |
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Arcsquad12 posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zEXW_NUXEb8 Is that a new superman jesus pose or was that in the original?
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# ¿ Mar 15, 2021 01:51 |
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Jon Irenicus posted:filmmakers should only be given a special dispensation to make films over 100 minutes long if an independent council of filmgoers allow you to. otherwise keep it loving moving along. four hours??? me and the other boys in the soviet are revoking your credentials, Zack Also your film's allotted runtime gets reduced by half an hour for every christ metaphor
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# ¿ Mar 15, 2021 18:56 |
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stephenthinkpad posted:Yeah all of the Voyager's non human characters are pretty chill and cool. And I like 7/9.
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# ¿ Mar 15, 2021 20:14 |
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I take it all back. Cinema is good again
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# ¿ Mar 17, 2021 16:12 |
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"Some call me...the Martian Manhunter." Scriptwriter's note to self in margin: REPLACE WITH SOMETHING LESS HACKY LATER
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# ¿ Mar 19, 2021 19:20 |
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Eau de MacGowan posted:does superman say gently caress in the snyder cut? Says it, does it. Consistently and thoroughly.
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# ¿ Mar 21, 2021 10:12 |
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No Mods No Masters posted:Nothing is more embarrassing than the newsroom. And I've seen both star wars 9 AND space cop I've never watched it but the Studio 60 clips people have linked make it seem like the smuggest, most cringe poo poo ever put to film FeculentWizardTits fucked around with this message at 22:14 on Mar 22, 2021 |
# ¿ Mar 22, 2021 21:59 |
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pop fly to McGillicutty posted:I know a guy who has routinely updated me on Black Widow and it's release because, in his words, "it's the big step to the next phase, I'm so excited" Isn't it a prequel?
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# ¿ Mar 24, 2021 13:39 |
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# ¿ Mar 25, 2021 14:55 |
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Jose Oquendo posted:It's still bad. I think most of it is due to the limited availability of the cast. If they didn't have full access to them all, they should never had done it. It somehow gets worse in season 5 even when they have access to most of the cast. Seasons 4 and 5 both feel like a body snatchers alien taking the guise of seasons 1-3, pretending to be Arrested Development but loving everything up in ways that make the whole thing feel so inherently wrong.
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# ¿ Mar 26, 2021 12:47 |
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# ¿ Mar 29, 2024 02:41 |
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Comstar posted:Can someone link me a...better explanation of this drama? Her post on Paetron didn't explain anything and I feel like there's a story here I'm missing. It's not like it's any worse than 95% of fantasy stories are based on Tolkien and western European D&D fantasy backgrounds, or a lot of YA books were Vampire stories after Twilight, or books copying the plot and characters from Divergent a decade ago? There is no better explanation. It's as dumb and inconsequential as all twitter drama.
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# ¿ Mar 28, 2021 13:15 |