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He's got legs that go all the way up.
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# ¿ Jan 1, 2021 17:11 |
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# ¿ Apr 25, 2024 22:27 |
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infernal machines posted:Cynthia Rothrock is 63. I don't know if she's going to be up to roundhouse kicks in momjeans My wife is a huge fan of hers, and just sent me a link to a picture from Cynthia's instagram from less than 6 months ago. She's still got hella momjeans kick potential.
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# ¿ Feb 21, 2021 04:24 |
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Randarkman posted:Jay is a giant among cats. Me Mi Mike's Fat I smell the blood of a stray cat Fe Fi Fo Fum Oh my god I'm gonna cum!
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# ¿ Feb 24, 2021 00:42 |
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priznat posted:All her talking about ledgers probably got at least a few horny bois into accounting the only ledgers I care about are heath ledgers. But enough about my snuff film addiction.
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# ¿ Mar 9, 2021 01:54 |
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It looks like someone's last known photograph.
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# ¿ Mar 9, 2021 14:15 |
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I weep for the people who have told me Rich Evans' laugh is annoying. I tell them, "You would deny yourself Heaven, for that is the laugh of an angel!"
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# ¿ Mar 10, 2021 03:54 |
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poisonpill posted:Yes I can. Don’t make me get Gal Gadot in here Hah! I'm not a Palestinian school teacher/hospital worker begging for my life! What is she gonna do, ask for more military aid from the US? She can barely form coherent sentences!
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# ¿ Mar 21, 2021 00:31 |
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Paladinus posted:It packs a lot! And Death is basically a Nazgul, too. I loved how cool Death looked. I made like 10 sculptures of him with sculpey clay back when I'd watch it like 4 times a day.
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# ¿ Mar 24, 2021 20:50 |
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Gutcruncher posted:If Michael J Fox didn’t make out with that lady I would’ve assumed he had The Gays. I don’t think I could handle such an earth shattering twist. He's been shacked up with three ghosts, you know he's been getting some high quality Stranger handies from his spooky boys.
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# ¿ Mar 25, 2021 04:56 |
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Groovelord Neato posted:
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# ¿ Mar 25, 2021 14:37 |
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I think the technical term is "incision"
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# ¿ Apr 30, 2021 06:48 |
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Arcsquad12 posted:Final Wars. The montage of him just bodying his Rogue's Gallery C listers is loving hilarious.
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# ¿ May 23, 2021 01:04 |
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Yeah, we really should heap the blame on his shoulders for all this endless trash.
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# ¿ May 24, 2021 17:10 |
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pop fly to McGillicutty posted:The best band name ever REO Speedealer
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# ¿ Jun 7, 2021 18:30 |
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Jack with whiskey dick is still in the top .0001%. Still, it'd be like giving Rembrandt a pack of Cra-Z-Art crayons. It'll still blow your mind, but you know for sure how much better it could've been.
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# ¿ Jul 4, 2021 02:53 |
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:christian bale has just cut the face off of taye diggs It's even better when it's been a rivalry set up for the entire movie, and the fight is like 5 seconds long.
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# ¿ Jul 6, 2021 02:14 |
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The crisp smell of acetone in the air as Rich Evans shuffles in like a moleman to dissolve more Star Wars figures for Mike.
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# ¿ Jul 27, 2021 12:17 |
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It's good for your local ecosystem. Stray cats are feral, invasive, and account for a huge decline in native animal species. Do your part.
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# ¿ Aug 6, 2021 15:28 |
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SilvergunSuperman posted:So they're humans, just not as bad Much like the tools Jay uses on his feline victims, cats themselves are tools used by us to destroy.
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# ¿ Aug 6, 2021 17:41 |
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Best part about the darksaber thing is that Bo-Katan and her friends give Mando poo poo for being a backwards fanatic, and then she absolutely shits herself because ANCIENT MANDALORIAN LAW dictates he can't just give her the sword, they have to fight for it.
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# ¿ Aug 10, 2021 15:58 |
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A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:Every time I close my eyes I see the Battle of Winterfell You can tell the difference?
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# ¿ Aug 15, 2021 20:06 |
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Can't wait for the Nosferatu blastin' rope scene.
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# ¿ Aug 24, 2021 23:13 |
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My favorite Plo Koon thing is apparently George would sign off on a bunch of concept art for the prequel stuff with a doodle of Plo that said "Plo Kool!"
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# ¿ Aug 25, 2021 21:39 |
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Which episode is it with the ferengi glowing dildo whips.
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# ¿ Aug 27, 2021 18:12 |
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Tom Gorman posted:Temple of Doom does contain my single favorite 5 second Harrison Ford moment out of his whole career Bet he says that a lot when he takes people on his plane rides.
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# ¿ Sep 5, 2021 03:26 |
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Tip posted:lol at trusting score aggregation sites
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# ¿ Sep 25, 2021 22:28 |
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Galewolf posted:Kalelno lady is such a bad actress, now that there isn't Korean slave labour CGI to numb senses, it becomes super obvious in that clip. Get her in a movie where she's killing children in a war zone, and we'll get her acting chops calibrated. I mean, she'll think it was a comedy, but at least we might get a read on the meter.
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# ¿ Sep 26, 2021 17:58 |
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lobsterminator posted:Star Wars is dead. Instead Mike and Rich should be hired to write a new Star Trek. And Jay has to direct it even though he hates it. I had to look up if there's cat aliens in Star Trek.
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# ¿ Sep 27, 2021 15:27 |
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My last moopie was Godzilla: KotM with my daughter. She cried when Mothra died, but was hooting and hollering when Godzilla was incinerating Ghidorah. A good time.
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# ¿ Oct 5, 2021 06:19 |
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Stink Billyums posted:https://twitter.com/thepurringjew/status/1444392553671905285/photo/1 lol they got blocked
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# ¿ Oct 13, 2021 20:11 |
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Talk about an immersion breaker!
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# ¿ Oct 17, 2021 06:54 |
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No. 1 ANIME HATER posted:LOL I just remembered that Armie Hammer was cancelled for wanting to eat people Sorry to Bother You is a documentary in more ways than one
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# ¿ Oct 22, 2021 02:51 |
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Don't worry, he's got the pissguns to spritz it right off.
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# ¿ Oct 25, 2021 00:26 |
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They need to get Elijah on the show, he seems like just the right amount of demented pervert living his best life.
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# ¿ Oct 25, 2021 07:03 |
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Pamela Springstein posted:I dont think it's an actual movie but a cruise you go on where they show video of anthony mackie also in line for eggs at breakfast This, with Paul Rudd as your virtual meat attendant. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J6K7VBb8ENw
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# ¿ Oct 26, 2021 01:07 |
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A Single Sphink posted:They need to get Elijah on the show, he seems like just the right amount of demented pervert living his best life. I hosed up
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# ¿ Oct 30, 2021 17:34 |
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Maligdeeznuts
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# ¿ Nov 1, 2021 22:59 |
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No. 1 ANIME HATER posted:Also: Nose Bleed, wherein Beavis has a nose bleed and Butt-Head tries to fix it using half-remembered cures such as scaring him (hiccups) and the incredible sight gag of seeing a string tied to a door knob (pulling a tooth) and the door slamming with wails of agony. The screen turning red really sold it.
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# ¿ Nov 6, 2021 10:36 |
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His only characteristics are piss fingers/eyes, and Handsome Squidward jawline, and you can barely convey the set to explode face with funko design. Hard pass. Edit: On second look, I take that back, it's a good start, they just have to bevel the edge. A Single Sphink fucked around with this message at 23:16 on Nov 6, 2021 |
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# ¿ Apr 25, 2024 22:27 |
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I love movies with happy endings.
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# ¿ Nov 7, 2021 08:25 |