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Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

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Love Airheads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4sBhYYdn6kw&t=981s
16:21

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Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

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https://streamable.com/0eq7s2

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

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Intruder posted:

Sorry Keith Lee is already at the always bad stage for me

I think this is the first time clearly hearing his new theme and :barf:

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

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bartok posted:

Has Mia Yim even wrestled a match as part of Redistribution on Raw?

I'll just quote what I post in the Raw thread when they have matches.
She has had 1 match as a mix tag and they lost.

Digital Jedi posted:

Well after 2 1/2 hours I can finally get the forums to load. Which is a curse and a blessing

Also, Updated with T-Bar's win!
Retribution is 1-4
lost 3v3 against Hurt Business
lost 5v5 against Hurt Business
lost 4v4 elimination match against Hurt Business
won 4v4 against Strowman, Lee, Riddle, Sheamus
lost 2v2 against Dana Brooke & Ricochet


In singles
Mace 1-0
Ali 2-0
T-Bar 2-0
Reckoning is 0-1
Slapjack is 1-0

Xavier joins Ricochet as being the only other wrestler to lose a singles match to any of Retiribution

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

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Vagabundo posted:

Didn't she have a seizure (which I assume was part of a storyline?) during a match?

https://streamable.com/09tvna

It was during an elimination match and used as a distraction to eliminate MVP. Which they still lost in the end

Royal Updog posted:

It was not a seizure, they would never stoop so low. I think they landed on worked possession as an explanation

You are correct
https://twitter.com/ReckoningRTRBTN/status/1321082568738066434?s=20

And I don't think they ever brought it up again

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

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Took a while but I knew I saw it in the cspam trump thread

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

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Flight Bisque posted:

I agree Ruby, she's awesome.

She really is
https://twitter.com/BillieKayWWE/status/1350282960788971522?s=20

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

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He didn't even sell the correct foot that was missed

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

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As always WWE just being worse than imaginable. Figured a few thousand would be bad but 25,000? Holy gently caress
And of course every comment on that is like "yes that's great! It's easily can be done safely. AEW has crowds"

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

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Erebus posted:

They could probably have a more dedicated subscriber base if they'd just finally get the first 12 seasons of original Law and Order

Seriously they don't have them? Why?

That's like the best seasons of they show missing.

Glad I have all 20 seasons on my drives thanks to :filez:. Don't even need HD!

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

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Going to laugh when HHH comes out and the fake crowd noise is so loud it deafens us all

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

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Seams posted:

Now that j-ru is free is nobody doing the summaries?

I'm not talented enough as he was but mainly he pulls everything from F4W recap of the show.
https://www.f4wonline.com/wwe-results/wwe-raw-live-results-royal-rumble-fallout-331896

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

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https://twitter.com/bryanalvarez/status/1356709367932874753

Rumble barely moved it. Last week was 1.82

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

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Haha. Good news! :toot:

Did he ever have a match on the main roster? I remember him having run ins and destroying the Lucha House party and other jobbers but not a match.

And how many times did they try with him? Like 3?

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

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Well Edge came out to Finn and Dunne says he will watch their match with interest. Pointed to the title and said he never had that one. After their match, if it's good or something, he might have a decision to make.
And it was during the wedding segment on AEW

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

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He is the 44th person to hold the title since it debut in May 2019.

And was curious R-Truth has held the title more than all others combine, day wise.

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

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Only wrestling shirts I ever owned I won in a silent auction at a softball tournament my dad was playing in when I was probably 12 or so. I won 2 dozen + shirts. Had Lesnar Next Big Thing, Red Kane shirt, 619 Mysterio, Hurricane, 3:16, Rock etc. Even had football/hockey jersey's of HHH, Hogan, Austin and HBK. Had a Edge head skull cap. I wore that to grade school every chance I could. Eventually I stopped wearing any of it and it disappeared from my attic. I will always hold my mom donated them at some point

Now the only wrestling shirt I own is the Hana Kimura tribute shirt

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

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History was made tonight with Gronk being the first ever former WWE Champion scored in a Super Bowl. Going to laugh when Vince gives Gronk a blank check to come back and win the 24/7 title

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

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Benne posted:



Drew is the only guy in this match under 40

Ages of everyone that had a match on RAW tonight
Aj Styles 43
Jeff Hardy 43
Kofi Kingston 39
Xavier Woods 34
T-Bar 33
Slapjack 35
Charlotte Flair 34
Lacy Evans 30
Damian Priest 38
Angel Garza 28
Keith Lee 36
Matt Riddle 35
Lana 35
Naomi 33
Nia Jax 36
Shanya Baszler 40
Drew McIntrye 35
Randy Orton 40

So 1 person under 30 had a match tonight. And this is only matches, Edge, Shane McMahon, Lashley and others had segments but didn't have a match.
And just to compare Dynamite last week: 11 out of the 36 wrestlers were under 30

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

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https://twitter.com/bryanalvarez/status/1359973554180157443

Go home show for Takeover on Sunday. And it wasn't half bad of a show.

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

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Mons Hubris posted:

Well, did she say the line?

No she did not. Just did the spot. Bianca had the clip play prior and they did air it in full

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

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MJeff posted:

Vince McMahon should burn in hell, quote this post if you agree.

Agree but that's still to nice. He would end up running hell and promise people shots at heaven.

jesus WEP posted:

Vince McMahon explaining how there’s no money for raises this year



:perfect:

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

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Erebus posted:

I think that's CBS' entire strategy, quietly air proceedurals for old people to fall asleep to and just let them go forever.

I just saw that CBS is doing a sequel to the original CSI called CSI: Las Vegas.

Also, is the Takeover tomorrow on the network or be on Peacock?

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

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edit: ignore that....posting in the gdt

Digital Jedi fucked around with this message at 01:26 on Feb 15, 2021

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

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quote is not edit

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

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Codependent Poster posted:

Gonzalez and Kai are out next. Kai said they were by far the best tag team in the tournament. Shayna Baszler’s music hits and the Women’s Tag Team Champions hit the ring. Baszler taunted Kai about breaking her arm a few years back.

Jax said she was just here to honor the late Dusty Rhodes. Baszler laid down the challenge for the March 3rd episode of NXT.

And here is the hole reference of the night
https://streamable.com/70z9pe

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

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fuckk hopefully he is okay.

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

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Man I watch this poo poo and don't even remember announcing him in that match at all. poo poo I barely remember a match announcement at all

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

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Just catching up with Raw.

Updated Retribution stats!

Retribution is 1-6
lost 3v3 against Hurt Business
lost 5v5 against Hurt Business
lost 4v4 elimination match against Hurt Business
won 4v4 against Strowman, Lee, Riddle, Sheamus
lost 2v2 against Dana Brooke & Ricochet
lost 2v2 against Woods & Kofi
lost 2v2 against Woods & Kofi, for the 2nd time!


As singles
Mace 1-0
Ali 2-2 *one lost was in a Fourway vs Morrison, Elias, Riocohet
T-Bar 2-0
Reckoning is 0-1
Slapjack is 1-1


Xavier joins Ricochet as being the only other wrestler to lose a singles match to any of Retribution

Reckoning showed back up!

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

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Vandar posted:

https://www.wwe.com/shows/wwenxt/article/largest-class-in-history-reports-wwe-performance-center

It's been said before but Taya Valkyrie in the Performance Center is some goddamn horseshit.

Curious about ages so I googled everyone. Couldn't find a few and couple might be off give or take a year or two.
pre:
Bronson Rechsteiner	23
Kira Magnin-Forster	37
Shaun Ricker	38
Angela Arnold	23-25
Parker Boudreaux	22
Anthony Henry	36
Chance Barrow	31
Theresa Serrano	27
Christian Brigham	25
Priscilla Kelly	23
Drew Kasper	couldn't find
Brianna Coda	19
Christian Hubble	23
Matrick Belton	23-25
Camron Clay	23-25
Joe Ariola	25
Taylor Grado 	couldn't find
Karissa Rivera	couldn't find
It skews into the young to mid 20s which is a good thing for WWE. But I wonder how many years does the average person stay at the performance center/NXT (if they get that far)? Maybe some get to the main roster by 30?

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

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Codependent Poster posted:

The recap didn't have the end interview where Adam Cole (baybay) turned on Roddy with a nutpunch.


The whole Cole segment started at the overrun for close to 10 minutes. I assume someone screwed up the pacing of the show a bit. 10 minutes seems a bit much and weird to start a segment at.

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

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Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

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20 minutes into Smackdown. No wrestling yet

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

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lmao almost 1/4 of the show has had 0 wrestling

vvv just shy of the full 1/4

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

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Benne posted:

I like that people are just posting in this thread because nobody bothered to make a Smackdown GDT

I purposely don't create one just to see how long it takes for a post to get made about the show

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

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Has there been more than 50 minutes of actual wrestling in this show? 40 minutes?

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

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CarlCX posted:

I keep looking at that picture and thinking you are all somehow loving with me

https://twitter.com/WWE/status/1368025675093966848?s=20

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

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According to Cagematch the total wrestling match time Smackdown had last night was 32:34 minutes. Which I say is low for a 2 hours show and I figured would be a low for them.
Looking at the past couple episodes 30-35 minutes is the range for wrestling match time on Smackdown.
1/8 show is the longest of the year with 46:34. This had tag title change hands and 5 person gauntlet match

All Dynamite shows this year have had 50+ minutes of wrestling time per show

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

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abraham linksys posted:

just get hype for this exciting card tonight, i just got an email in my inbox let me share all of the great matches we have tonight




thats the whole email.

flatluigi posted:

you can probably just pretend you watched it, go 'well that sucked,' and nobody will care

Quantum of Phallus posted:

whoa whoa this isn't the spoiler thread

checks out true

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Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

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https://i.imgur.com/dHD89dG.mp4
Vince trying to make fans smile watching Raw

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