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flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

Tato posted:

Just to confirm for my own sanity - is the only reason Alexa Bliss is involved in any of this because she had an intergender tag team with Braun two years ago? Like....that’s it? An intergender tag team on a Facebook stream no one watched = being kidnapped and turned into The Fiend?

I just assumed this was supposed to be a gimmick for Liv Morgan when they rebooted her and Vince or someone said "no, what you really want is Alexa" and here we are.

E: cry-laughing at this


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William Regal - Bar none, the best color commentator in the business today. He tries to get over the unique personalities of the talent, the importance of the matches and has the experience and knowledge. A great talker. I’m not sure if his soft spoken British style is what WWE wants, although he has announced on NXT for a long time. Considering the state of WWE announcing, it’s a shame this is his only U.S. television. Once, in describing Corey Graves, he tried to compare him with Keith Richards, saying that people will always remember Richards while three years from now, nobody will remember Justin Beiber, Hanson and the Jonas Brothers. I’m not sure anyone today remembers Hanson except as the guy who lariated all those guys in All Japan. But it was sad when Graves won a match using the old Fuller leglock, and Regal explained it and started talking about the Fuller family, and Saxton and sidekick Chris Russo had no idea what he was talking about past the idea that maybe it was some old guys who used to sell brushes.

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flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

Ganso Bomb posted:

I don't really see that connection. They're pretty different and not really comparable IMO. Seems like kind of a reach. They're both doing some kind of "spooky" thing, but that's about it.

It's a bummer how dumb and unexciting the MITB became. It used to be interesting and exciting, but I guess that can really only last a few years before it becomes routine. Who knows, maybe if they didn't legally have to shoehorn it in every year they could just do it every once in a while and still keep it fun!

To me it's more like the Rosemary/Su Yung stuff they were running in Impact but I know that can't be what they're ripping off because no one's watching that poo poo

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011


Heard he's retiring and focusing on making movies.

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

JUNGLE BOY posted:

its nice to see that even with new competition, wwe isn't afraid to constantly talk down to their customers

Can't wait for the "why the absolute gently caress are you paying sixty bucks for our PPV's when you can pay five for this poo poo, you imbecile" campaign.

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

There's an insanely good Daniel Bryan promo on Talking Smack this week. Just a rollercoaster of emotions.

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

DeepDickPizza posted:

lol putting aside every other terrible part of this dumb bullshit, the camera cut from Alexa's face to the spear looks so bad

https://twitter.com/gif_skull/status/1356453111859015680?s=20

It looks like scenes from two completely different (but equally awful) shows. Wow.

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

I don't know why but I turned on Raw Talk and Ric Flair appears to be silently dying live on air

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

Orange Carlisle posted:

"more linear eyeballs" is some of the funniest marketing bullshit I've heard in a while

Do we know for sure that Nick Khan isn't Nathan Fielder doing a bit? It would explain a whole lot.

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

A week later and I'm still loling about them completely missing Bayley's elimination from the Rumble and the announcers trying and failing to cover that.

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011


That's disappointing but I guess working with his spouse, Norman Smiley, was the deciding factor.

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

MJeff posted:

I thought the guy that pays to be on TV had it.

I don't think Lars Sullivan has held it, no.

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

It's absolutely absurd that the big selling feature of WWE is that it's content you're meant to watch live, but without pause and rewind you have to sit there through their interminable 7 hour shows and not get up if you don't want to miss things.

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

Just woke up my kid lol'ing at "MY HOLE" ahaha make the shirt WWE

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

Any bets on who from BTE will be tapped to do the inevitable MY HOLE parody? I hope it's PPA.

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

BigBallChunkyTime posted:

The golden age of saving money by cutting the cord and subscribing to streaming is just about over. Now there's going to be so many different streaming services that you'll have to pay just about what you were paying before just to watch everything you want.

Which is pretty much fine with me. At least I'm paying for what I want and not a package of channels with the one I want bundled with a bunch of trash. Also I can cancel and rotate services around, like subbing to NJPW World for only the big events (if I want) or picking up a month of Shudder when they premiere something I want to see.

Maybe most people don't roll like that but at least it gives you freedom to do it.

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

MorningMoon posted:

Im locked into paying for netflix forever since my parents and sisters plus a gf's married friend all use it. I freeload disney+ from a cousin in law. Oh yeah and aew on fite. Just on netflix alone im soured on the deal and keep looking at the olde torrents.

I would simply delete one profile a day until they start throwing in for the cost of Netflix

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

I would think that the Charlotte/Lacey/Ric angle would be repellent enough but yeah the Alexa one is also very bad on several levels. Like people seem to forget or handwave the rapiness of how it kicked off in the first place.

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

Astro7x posted:

But Taya is 37 and we just laughed at WWE signing the 38 year old...

They're both funny if they start in NXT. I mean, funny regardless, but funnier if they spend like 9 years in NXT.

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

Astro7x posted:

With there being talent were literally begging for their release so they could go elsewhere, why don't they just break all these dumb rules until they are released like Zelina? Seems like a few tweets about unionizing and promoting poo poo would get that done quickly.


They won't actually release anyone they don't feel is expendable. They'll just suspend and heavily fine people to the point where repeat "violators" of the rule are working for free.

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

I was definitely one of the people who had no idea who Florida Georgia Line was but not knowing Bad Bunny is some bubble poo poo

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

Chris James 2 posted:

Per Dave, Bo’s still being paid/under contract and he isn’t even brought to tapings for catering anymore

He and Liv have a farm, he’s starting a real estate business and prepping for life after wrestling

I was told in the podcast thread that it's not Liv, but a different Morgan (Morgan Freeman).

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

Good luck to them. Last I heard Dynamite on TSN was outperforming hockey here in Canada, or at least certain games.

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

Endless Mike posted:

This has extreme Qanon YouTube rant energy

Yeah I was just gonna say, that is a man that has opinions about cancel culture or stolen elections

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

Digital Jedi posted:

Curious about ages so I googled everyone. Couldn't find a few and couple might be off give or take a year or two.
pre:
Bronson Rechsteiner	23
Kira Magnin-Forster	37
Shaun Ricker	38
Angela Arnold	23-25
Parker Boudreaux	22
Anthony Henry	36
Chance Barrow	31
Theresa Serrano	27
Christian Brigham	25
Priscilla Kelly	23
Drew Kasper	couldn't find
Brianna Coda	19
Christian Hubble	23
Matrick Belton	23-25
Camron Clay	23-25
Joe Ariola	25
Taylor Grado 	couldn't find
Karissa Rivera	couldn't find
It skews into the young to mid 20s which is a good thing for WWE. But I wonder how many years does the average person stay at the performance center/NXT (if they get that far)? Maybe some get to the main roster by 30?

What are we even doing if we don't name Joe Ariola 'Nipple H'

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

Pylons posted:

Has nobody done a knife selling infomercial gimmick?

I always assumed this is what Switchblade was supposed to be

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

Pope Corky the IX posted:

Wasn't Eli Drake the guy doing a terrible Rock impression while TNA champion a few years ago?

He's done it everywhere because Great Value Rock is all he knows how to do. IIRC he broke in by being on one of Rock's reality shows.

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

ARMBAR A COP posted:

NXT is two nights?

They reaaaally don't want you to watch any indies that weekend, lol

I think it's like a Wednesday and Thursday. Gonna lmao if Dynamite beats a Takeover.

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

A Fancy Hat posted:

I've been reading the NXT results and news on and off for the last 3 months and I have no idea what's real and what's not.

There might be a guy named Wes Lee on the show, they might have renamed Priscilla Kelly "Gigi Dolin" just so they're sure you think of Darby Allin when you hear her name, they might have created tag belts, given them away, then had them change hands on the same night. Johnny Gargano's got hired goons then he's in therapy with the goons?

Then you get into the UK stuff where you might as well tell me "Hambone Wesley beat Lee 'Bigguns' Leeson, then he got attacked by The Royal Alliance (Tommy T and Bommy B)" and I'd believe you.

It's all like a fever dream and I really have to imagine AEW is going to beat two days of this.

This used to be the issue with NXT UK, aka Schrodinger's Wrestling but it definitely seems to be the case with regular NXT too. Kind of a scathing indictment of a show that's on USA in prime time.

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

the fiend

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

Tonfa posted:

I've never seen the rest of this site before and holy poo poo



How are we dunking on his paleness and not the fact that this page connects Sheamus back to THE LORE (of the Fiend)

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

How often has asking for a release actually gotten the desired result for a talent? He probably should've just slapped his leg a bunch of times or done an unauthorized stream of himself playing the AEW casino game

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

Rarity posted:

LaSombra vs. Kenny Omega
LaSombra vs. Fenix
LaSombra vs. PAC

Ugh I'm begging you world please :pray:

Sombra vs Orange Cassidy is the one I need. Just 30 minutes of them each chillaxing in opposite corners of the ring and it goes to a draw.

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

I don't even know why I'm asking but are they requiring proof of vaccination before settling you a ticket?

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

A talking coyote posted:

Biggest NXT class ever!!!!

not anymore

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

Pedolution
The Non-consensual sex-us

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

forkboy84 posted:

I remember on the Bellas YouTube channel they did quizzes at some point where Bryan asked them questions and Holy poo poo Brie was not well informed to put it mildly.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BSAsAsoF98A

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

The quarter hours for Raw should be interesting to see if there's any uptick at 9pm when Elevation ended.

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

That's the poo poo Sombra should be doing to get his release

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

Imagining Jeff Cobb as the other guy in Heavy Machinery

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flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

Ganso Bomb posted:

Does Cathy Kelley still work there? She also seemed cool and underused. Charly has also seemed cool and I hope she told Randy Orton that he could gently caress off or something.

Nah she's long gone. I think shortly before or after Renee.

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