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dirty shrimp money
Jan 8, 2001

Freaquency posted:

Strong agree

I’m not letting 2020: Part 2 catch me sleeping

2020 is gonna be a trilogy

2021 is part two where things get really dark before a major milestone in the plot

2022 is the happy ending part 1 to double box office revenues

2023 is the end

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dirty shrimp money
Jan 8, 2001

Qwijib0 posted:

my covidcash has already showed up. I think it took 2-3 weeks last time. Hopefully people that need to make rent on the 1st also got it as fast.

Mine showed up Tuesday morning, pending for next Monday. Crazy how fast government works when they're trying to rush something out the door to not have to give out more.

dirty shrimp money
Jan 8, 2001

Intruder posted:

Apparently the linoleum in my kitchen isn't glued down which in this case is nice because I'm going to replace it with vinyl planks

That's a blessing if true. I got the linoleum off my kitchen floor while cleaning up from Harvey and that was a multi day son of a bitch that involved a shitload of boiling hot water and a floor scraper.

dirty shrimp money
Jan 8, 2001

First Monday of 2021 starts at the tire shop after running into an 8 inch piece of metal on the freeway, killing a new tire I just bought around Thanksgiving.

dirty shrimp money
Jan 8, 2001

Just think, everyone born in the 20th century is now legal to drink

https://twitter.com/TamBRUH/status/1346305703242321920

dirty shrimp money
Jan 8, 2001

Spoeank posted:

Good... things... happening???

Nah, just the same poo poo with different corporate sponsors

dirty shrimp money
Jan 8, 2001

Imagine these guys breaking into the Capitol and setting it on fire

dirty shrimp money
Jan 8, 2001

So I guess they've put off the certification for a day

dirty shrimp money
Jan 8, 2001

a neat cape posted:

Where the gently caress is the national guard

Probably not worth the material collateral damage...until they start breaking into the top secret stuff I guess

dirty shrimp money
Jan 8, 2001

This just means they're deploying the regular Army instead?

dirty shrimp money
Jan 8, 2001

nm I'm not linking that trash

dirty shrimp money
Jan 8, 2001

a neat cape posted:

Can we please call them terrorists and not protestors

How about rebels

dirty shrimp money
Jan 8, 2001

Apparently Virginia is sending their state guard to DC, unilateral action

dirty shrimp money
Jan 8, 2001

Ornery and Hornery posted:

PBS just reported on a conversation with some of the people who broke into the inner chamber. Basically they said that the left the inner chamber because "there was nothing else to do and we got bored"

I think we have the answer for what would have happened if all those people somehow stormed Area 51

Nothing, then people got bored and left

dirty shrimp money
Jan 8, 2001

Dango Bango posted:

Biden's talking now? This better not be loving milquetoast

e: okay he's actually pissed. Good

No calls for resignation, not really pissed

dirty shrimp money
Jan 8, 2001


1. Now Trump is a RINO to the mob currently in control of the country
2. Trump only threw more gas on the fire

dirty shrimp money fucked around with this message at 22:27 on Jan 6, 2021

dirty shrimp money
Jan 8, 2001

Crowds now gathering at capitols and city halls nationwide

https://twitter.com/igorvolsky/status/1346926298988478472

https://twitter.com/KyleClark/status/1346925792261861377

Just released my folks for the evening. Nobody in the plant is working right now

dirty shrimp money
Jan 8, 2001

https://twitter.com/TheSPACGuy/status/1346926513128579072

dirty shrimp money
Jan 8, 2001


They all have Teams, they could get this done tonight. No idea if he could be peacefully removed from the White House though.

dirty shrimp money
Jan 8, 2001


drat, we have two governments at the moment

dirty shrimp money
Jan 8, 2001


Q garbage aside those E4Bs are pretty neat and would probably be the last functional bit of the US after a nuclear exchange

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pl0d7X0yNWY

dirty shrimp money
Jan 8, 2001

Zuckerberg upgraded Trump's 1 day probe to a perma...

https://twitter.com/NBCNews/status/1347210379332644868

dirty shrimp money fucked around with this message at 17:18 on Jan 7, 2021

dirty shrimp money
Jan 8, 2001


Certainly was no intelligence alright

dirty shrimp money
Jan 8, 2001


Unless she has 17 Republican senators in the bag right now she might as well sit down

dirty shrimp money fucked around with this message at 20:31 on Jan 7, 2021

dirty shrimp money
Jan 8, 2001

General Dog posted:

She probably has the votes in the House, then she gets to pass it to the Senate and it's their problem.

Yeah I meant senators. Could have been clearer about that. She 1000% has the votes in the House which makes this passive aggressive talk all the more :psyduck:

dirty shrimp money
Jan 8, 2001

Silly Burrito posted:

Possibly not the best word considering he still has the nuclear football.

Depressing to know that if Trump gave that order there would be enough chuds with keys to gently caress the world over

dirty shrimp money
Jan 8, 2001

FizFashizzle posted:

woke up with some new letters besides my name



Dude, it's PA

(congrats!)

dirty shrimp money
Jan 8, 2001


That's the primary distribution method of the vaccine in the US - hanging around CVS or Walgreens when the pharmacy closes and hoping they have doses they'd otherwise throw out.

dirty shrimp money
Jan 8, 2001


Then the US military should not provide security. This task should go to the UN or at least to NATO.

dirty shrimp money
Jan 8, 2001

Just noticed my dead gay comedy forum account turned 20 last Friday

That's a minute

dirty shrimp money
Jan 8, 2001

seiferguy posted:

I know Sheldon Adelson was a ghoulish megarepublican billionaire, but I can't recall what his greatest hits were.

Basically every policy decision related to Israel in the last thirty years

dirty shrimp money
Jan 8, 2001


https://twitter.com/CleverTitleTK/status/1349100267590066178

dirty shrimp money
Jan 8, 2001

Intruder posted:

hahahahaha they're having boebert speak

e: I hope they get marjorie taylor greene up there ranting about Q

https://twitter.com/JRehling/status/1349428906718240769

dirty shrimp money
Jan 8, 2001

Grittybeard posted:

Someone put together a list of all the players Houston as a city has lost across all sports in the last calendar year please.

I guess going back to the end of 2019 it's been

Gerrit Cole
D'Eriq King
Russell Westbrook
DeAndre Hopkins
James Harden
JJ Watt on deck
George Springer on deck
Justin Verlander on deck-ish

And not-players AJ Hinch, Alex Cora, Jeff Luhnow, and Daryl Morey

Quite a bit

dirty shrimp money
Jan 8, 2001


So if that's a youngest sister, and she's 25, and presumably they've been together a while...

I'm not about to go into Reddit but seems like that's a pretty good chance yikesarooney here was jacking it to an underage girl at some point in the past

:gonk:

dirty shrimp money
Jan 8, 2001


On one hand, Elizabeth Smart has a hell of a message and is absolutely gorgeous

On the other, that's the kind of scene you should only see in a dystopian 80s action movie

dirty shrimp money
Jan 8, 2001

Joey Freshwater posted:

Just got off the call with the recruiter. They're going to make the offer! Said I was their #1 candidate and that when i got off the phone with the hiring manager last week, she immediately called the recruiter and said "that's the guy"

They're changing how the commission structure works so they'll be sending the written offer sometime next week.

:toot::toot::toot:

Hell yeah

dirty shrimp money
Jan 8, 2001

https://twitter.com/thelovelypossum/status/1350103658940293121

dirty shrimp money
Jan 8, 2001


Reminds me of a video my wife unearthed after a trip to Gulf Shores one time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hz6ggXBFvEo

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dirty shrimp money
Jan 8, 2001

Silly Burrito posted:

Didn't Tesla make an offer to make a little submarine to free those trapped miners a while back? Gotta get use out of that R&D somehow.

And it was rejected by the Thai government for being completely useless.

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