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Big Beef City posted:This is normally such a crowd-pleaser and solid routine to go to, too. That's a shame when you can't even get a couple cheap laughs about the potential deaths of millions, I swear. the act of you sucking the poo poo out of my rear end in a top hat is merely a third the speed of light and yet it will never be enough to produce sexual satisfaction for either of us
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ultrafilter posted:The speed of light is roughly 186000 miles per second. You're off by a bit. The speed of light can be changed, scientists brought light down to 37 miles per hour back in 1999, so I say that it was going more than 3000 times the speed of light. 
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Tip posted:The speed of light can be changed, scientists brought light down to 37 miles per hour back in 1999, so I say that it was going more than 3000 times the speed of light. That's why it was so heavy. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XMLfRe8SW8A
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NASA is now planning a mission to send a spacecraft 1000 AU from the sun. https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct...A5qDKxWy5Gzld4K Techno Remix posted:Mildly upsetting to me is this thing I recently learned about called chronostasis: Good stuff. Glad to know a name for it. I experience this all the time, with analog and digital clocks. Timers too, like on a microwave.
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3D Megadoodoo posted:
But nukes are powered by E=mc^2 so if c was lower the manhole cover would also have been going slower. (and things like chemistry would be different)
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yeah. But if light were much slower, I'd have been right!
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Rosa Parks, in her lifetime was able to watch the episode of South Park in which Mel Gibson farted in Cartmans face
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Jerry would have been right if miles were much larger or hours were much shorter. Makes you think.
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Mikhail Gorbachev the last leader of the Soviet Union is still alive despite eating gross tasting pizzas https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fgm14D1jHUw
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frankee posted:Mikhail Gorbachev the last leader of the Soviet Union is still alive despite eating gross tasting pizzas I can’t believe this is a real thing and not some bizarre absurdist sketch
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HD DAD posted:I can’t believe this is a real thing and not some bizarre absurdist sketch https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OwkSkGlNKmg
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The mods knew Jk, that didn't blow anyone's mind
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