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TeachesOfPeaches
Jan 25, 2019
Do you ever learn a mundane fact that surprises you either because you had never thought about it before, or because it seems like something you should have already known? Often these facts are unsurprising to others, and if you excitedly tell someone what you have just learned you'll be met with "yeah, no poo poo." But your worldview as you knew it has been shattered. You will never be the same.

For me, one of these facts was that you don't have muscles in your fingers. What?! But it's true - the muscles that control your fingers are in your palm and forearm.




Another one is that not all languages have words for the "rainbow colors" like we do in English. Some don't have separate words for "blue" and "green," like the Lakota Sioux language. Conversely, Russian has distinct words for "light blue" and "dark blue," but no generic word for just "blue." :aaaaa:




What are some random facts that have blown your mind?

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haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






The FBI tried to blackmail MLK into committing suicide

Sisal Two-Step
May 29, 2006

mom without jaw
dad without wife


i'm taking all the Ls now, sorry
It costs $60k a year to feed a single otter. Please donate to your local aquarium/marine mammal rescue centre.

Sisal Two-Step
May 29, 2006

mom without jaw
dad without wife


i'm taking all the Ls now, sorry
Bluejays are one of the few bird species to have the same colourful plumage between males and females.

Bluejays, and in fact all blue birds, aren't actually blue! If you take one of their feathers and get it wet, it'll turn brown. Per New Science magazine:

quote:

Colours in nature normally come from pigments, which absorb most light wavelengths except those they reflect to give the colour we see. But blue pigment is rare. Instead, the blue sported by bluebirds comes from tiny air pockets inside the feathers, which scatter light to create blue.

source: https://www.newscientist.com/article/dn26687-light-trickery-makes-bird-feathers-blue-but-not-red

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Sky isn't actually blue, it's just your eyes telling your brain that it is

TeachesOfPeaches
Jan 25, 2019
I believe a similar phenomenon (light scattering) is what causes blue eyes too. I never thought about whether that also applied to birds though.

These are good, keep 'em coming!

TeachesOfPeaches fucked around with this message at 17:59 on Jan 2, 2021

TeachesOfPeaches
Jan 25, 2019

haljordan posted:

The FBI tried to blackmail MLK into committing suicide

Unfortunately this doesn't surprise me. A lot of MLK's writing advocated socialist policies, or at least ones we might consider democratic socialism today. That was something I never learned in school until I took a Civil Rights Movement class in college. I'm not sure if that's why the FBI was blackmailing him, but I would imagine it didn't help :(

Sisal Two-Step
May 29, 2006

mom without jaw
dad without wife


i'm taking all the Ls now, sorry
The Icelandic language is the closest we have to the Ancient Norse language spoken by Vikings. This is likely because Iceland was so isolated from outside linguistic influences.

Iceland uses the Patronymic system for family names (so-and-so's-sen/dottr) and they are one of the last modern countries to do so. They've created a new suffix for non-gender conforming folk to use: -bur, which means "-child of".

Into The Mild
Mar 4, 2003





Sisal Two-Step posted:

The Icelandic language is the closest we have to the Ancient Norse language spoken by Vikings. This is likely because Iceland was so isolated from outside linguistic influences.

Iceland uses the Patronymic system for family names (so-and-so's-sen/dottr) and they are one of the last modern countries to do so. They've created a new suffix for non-gender conforming folk to use: -bur, which means "-child of".

The name system is so bad at one thing, identifying who’s actually a close family relative that you might not know of. So much of a problem the government made apps so people could check if it’s ok to gently caress.

Imagine banging someone for months, finally bringing them home, and finding out it’s your estranged fathers kid

20 Blunts
Jan 21, 2017
Everything has taste but not everything is food

Sisal Two-Step
May 29, 2006

mom without jaw
dad without wife


i'm taking all the Ls now, sorry
Are you speaking from personal experience

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
indigo is bullshit. roygbv

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Sisal Two-Step posted:

Are you speaking from personal experience

No because I have it on good authority that 20 blunts has absolutely no taste at all.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

It took us like 1700 years to figure out what the gently caress was up with Roman concrete and we only got a DECENT answer back in 2017, and we still aren't sure how the gently caress to actually utilize it to help ourselves with our modern application of it.

See, modern concrete, tough as it is, even if it's re-enforced, wears pretty quickly (in relative terms). ESPECIALLY when exposed to something like sea water.
Well, now we've figured out that Roman concrete...well... it...it actually gets STRONGER when you keep it in sea water. Not, like, lasts longer, like, part of the recipe is "Every day it grows stronger living in the sea lol :)" And we have no idea how they figured that poo poo out so readily. The stuff is quite literally magic.

TeachesOfPeaches
Jan 25, 2019

Into The Mild posted:

The name system is so bad at one thing, identifying who’s actually a close family relative that you might not know of. So much of a problem the government made apps so people could check if it’s ok to gently caress.

Imagine banging someone for months, finally bringing them home, and finding out it’s your estranged fathers kid

I never realized the app was necessary because the name thing was so confusing. I always thought it was because so many people in Iceland were related to each other. This makes a lot more sense tho.

Speaking of Scandinavian languages, another random fact is that the Bluetooth logo is two runes put together: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bluetooth#Etymology

YOURFRIEND
Feb 3, 2009

You're an asshole, Mr. Grinch
You really are a cunt
You're as cuddly as a cockring
and charming being a shitheel

FUCK YOURFRIEND!
I learned the first one when I slit the middle tendon in my hand and had to go to the hospital

Six hours later in surgery with only local anesthetic which had worn off(too poor to go to the actual operating theater) the doctor had microsutured the tendon and was playing marionette with my split open hand, testing each tendon in turn while I wept and begged her to stop.

anyhoo

Sisal Two-Step
May 29, 2006

mom without jaw
dad without wife


i'm taking all the Ls now, sorry
The oldest living organism in the world is called Pando, the Trembling Giant, and it's a forest of approximately 47,000 trees which are all borne of a single root system. The age of the trees (called 'stems') are fairly young at about 130 years or less, but the ancient root system that sustains them is estimated to be 80,000 years old. Although it's hard for us to say for sure, because our dating techniques are too imprecise.

Unfortunately, Pando is dying, like everything else wonderful and strange on this planet, because of human intervention. In this case, it's because wolves were hunted and driven from the ecosystem, causing the deer population to explode. The deer graze on Pando's young stems almost as soon as they come out of the ground.

Atlas Obscura posted:

The quaking aspen is named for its leaves, which stir easily in even a gentle breeze and produce a fluttering sound with only the slightest provocation. The effect of this in Pando–multiplied over the tens of thousands of trees and hundreds of acres–can be unnerving, giving a real sense of life to the ancient, dying, trembling giant.

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






TeachesOfPeaches posted:

Unfortunately this doesn't surprise me. A lot of MLK's writing advocated socialist policies, or at least ones we might consider democratic socialism today. That was something I never learned in school until I took a Civil Rights Movement class in college. I'm not sure if that's why the FBI was blackmailing him, but I would imagine it didn't help :(

Because he was a man capable of uniting the minority population therefore he had to go.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

The atoms in your gold ring were forged in the heart of an exploding star, billions of years before the Earth existed.

eggyolk
Nov 8, 2007


The "color" brown is just dark orange. Call it what it is, loving dark orange.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
there are more grains of sand in a drop of water than there are bears in the universe

ryden
Oct 9, 2011

ACAB

The dinosaurs lived on the other side of the galaxy.

a dmc delorean
Jul 2, 2006

Live the dream
Toddler skulls and how unreal they look :aaa:

ante
Apr 9, 2005

SUNSHINE AND RAINBOWS

20 Blunts posted:

Everything has taste but not everything is food

disagree, nothing I've eaten all week has had any taste


weird


gonna have to tell my bros about it at the houseparty tonight

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Cloner of the Elks posted:

Toddler skulls and how unreal they look :aaa:

Hello, FBI?

Sisal Two-Step
May 29, 2006

mom without jaw
dad without wife


i'm taking all the Ls now, sorry

eggyolk posted:

The "color" brown is just dark orange. Call it what it is, loving dark orange.

I won't :colbert:

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

We actually never see (except from space looking back) the far side of the moon (the “dark side” :rock:) because of tidal locking.

Telsa Cola
Aug 19, 2011

No... this is all wrong... this whole operation has just gone completely sidewaysface

Cloner of the Elks posted:

Toddler skulls and how unreal they look :aaa:

Fetal skulls get claimed as alien skulls all the time.

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


I'm completely out of AA batteries in the entire house. I need some and usually I'd take some from a remote, or a controller, or some other thing that invariably uses AAs that I have sitting around.

Can't find a single one. There's AAA, lots of rechargables and microusb devices. I don't have a AA battery.

Salacious Spy
May 29, 2010

Well the word got around they said this kid is insane, man
Banged in the mouth and now he's got AIDS, man
a single potato has all the nutrients you need to live. you could just live on the fuckin highlands. just scarfing nothing but potatoes and water your entire life and be fine, and in fact many people in ages past have done exactly this

moreover, a potato itself is a complete root system and you can take just about any normal rear end potato you buy at the store, plant it, and it will grow more potatoes. in fact if you leave a potato alone in a dark place with enough ambient moisture it will happily start sprouting poo poo all over the place

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Tom Gorman posted:

Can't find a single one. There's AAA, lots of rechargables and microusb devices. I don't have a AA battery.

Some people's minds might be (slightly) blown by the fact that AAAA batteries are a real thing. I once needed to buy some and the guy in the shop insisted they didn't exist and I was thinking of AAA batteries instead.

World War Mammories
Aug 25, 2006


For each homeless person in the United States, there are almost sixty empty properties. Even in California there are (as of 2019) ~150k homeless people and 1.2 million empty properties - nine per homeless person, the lowest ratio in the entire country. The existence of homelessness in America is entirely an artificial problem to increase real estate and landlord profits.

Sisal Two-Step
May 29, 2006

mom without jaw
dad without wife


i'm taking all the Ls now, sorry

Salacious Spy posted:

a single potato has all the nutrients you need to live. you could just live on the fuckin highlands. just scarfing nothing but potatoes and water your entire life and be fine, and in fact many people in ages past have done exactly this

moreover, a potato itself is a complete root system and you can take just about any normal rear end potato you buy at the store, plant it, and it will grow more potatoes. in fact if you leave a potato alone in a dark place with enough ambient moisture it will happily start sprouting poo poo all over the place

Additional fun fact: despite their popular association with Ireland, potatoes are native to the Americas! Additional crops native to the Americas are: yams, peppers, tomatoes, and of course corn.

Flight Bisque
Feb 23, 2008

There is, surprisingly, always hope.
If you were a breech baby, you wore your mom as a hat.

Dilkington
Aug 6, 2010

"Al mio amore Dilkington, Gennaro"
There are only 98 people in the United States named Judy.

Dilkington
Aug 6, 2010

"Al mio amore Dilkington, Gennaro"
The time in which Cleopatra ruled egypt is nearer to our own than to the time when construction began on the pyramids.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
1 + 2 + 3 + 4 + ... = -69/420

McPhearson
Aug 4, 2007

Hot Damn!



The are only two escalators in the entire state of Wyoming.

Bubble Bobby
Jan 28, 2005

Sisal Two-Step posted:

The oldest living organism in the world is called Pando, the Trembling Giant, and it's a forest of approximately 47,000 trees which are all borne of a single root system. The age of the trees (called 'stems') are fairly young at about 130 years or less, but the ancient root system that sustains them is estimated to be 80,000 years old. Although it's hard for us to say for sure, because our dating techniques are too imprecise.


Bullshit, that's the name of a Dark Souls DLC boss

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Sisal Two-Step
May 29, 2006

mom without jaw
dad without wife


i'm taking all the Ls now, sorry
I only play Stardew Valley.

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