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Ghost Leviathan posted:Fill tranq darts with the vaccine and shoot people with em Every weapon in the Predators' arsenal, but the tips are laced with vaccine.
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banned from Starbucks posted:where the hell is mortal kombat The real Mortal Kombat is the friends we made along the way.
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porfiria posted:The Oscars still exists? Only if you fear them.
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Skwirl posted:Any specific recommendations? The opening of Red Heat Commando Kind of related, I watched Hobbs 'n Shaw recently and it suffered from not being gay as hell.
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The Klowner posted:Godzilla 2014 and Kong skull island were not good!!! Let's settle on Go2014 being ok and Kong being very good.
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May 2, 2021 19:17
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Skwirl posted:Modern blockbusters are all weirdly sex less. Kat Dennings ogling Thor in the first one is about the only scene in the MCU indicating a character even has a sexual identity. There's nothing in them that compares to like, the upside-down in the Raimi Spider-Man flick. Tony Stark's kid in Endgame is pretty much the only indication at least one of the Avengers had sex at least once. Starlord starts GotG as a sex-haver but moves into the MCU standard relationship type where the most frequent physical activity partners share is holding hands. Kisses are strictly for dramatic purposes.
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TIL that GI Joe 2 and Van Helsing were directed by the same guy. Makes a ton of sense.
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CelticPredator posted:They were not. GI Joe 2 was directed by Jon M. Chu. That makes even more sense!
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Gripweed posted:I just found out about Ben Affleck's back tattoo. Does it say 'Universal donor'?
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therattle posted:Fellas, fellas, please! Cogent, reasonable arguments without resorting to hyperbole and ad hominem attacks, and respectfully acknowledging the other side's views without agreeing with them is not how it's done! This is the Internet! I can't believe nobody even mentioned Hitler. I sent a scorpion after Gonz, that's how you do it right, right?
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banned from Starbucks posted:I legit like MK95 and Event Horizon but the rest of his filmography is a rank turd. I will go to bat for Soldier though that's mostly because Kurt Russel carries the movie and Jason Scott Lee is a great antagonist. CP's complaint about Anderson movies looking really dull is very valid though, I remember Soldier looking really flat.
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May 21, 2021 10:39
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DrVenkman posted:Happy Anniversary everyone I will never not laugh at Crow's invisible cane. Or maybe his hand is on the shoulder of the Invisible Man, who is kneeling so he won't tower over Tom Cruise.
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May 22, 2021 21:55
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It's all good, she tweeted that she liked Avengers: Endgame. Which, while not based on Seven Samurais, is Forever hours long and the second part to a movie not much shorter. But culmination, I guess.
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May 28, 2021 05:47
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therattle posted:The flipside of this is that Reagan is probably turning in his grave. At the very least we can take comfort remembering that he's dead. Remember kids, no matter how bad things seem to be, at least Reagan is dead. Thatcher, too.
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caligulamprey posted:But then again what can one expect, most people didn't understand Asian racism was a thing until this year. Ghost in the Shell didn't come out this year.
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A cursory Google search has not turned up any merchandise featuring the gray gentlemen from Momo, and that's some bullshit. I had just explained to my son that I felt a bit like a gray gentleman from time to time and then rushed to the computer to look at all the ironic t-shirts they must surely be on, but I found nothing. For those not familiar, they are the bad guys in a German children's book, and they eat time. They come for people dressed as bankers and they convince them to save time at their bank by not wasting their time, and then they smoke the time rolled up in cigars. They couldn't really be any less subtle and they own for it, and i am severely disappointed in the Internet for not having a dedicated fandom to them.
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Jun 26, 2021 18:26
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CPL593H posted:Who are some other directors what are/were giant pissbabies that can't stand anyone even slightly disagreeing with them? It's practically a cliche but none come to mind. I wanna say Kubrick but that might just be towards Shelley Duvalle.
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Roth posted:More people should check out Arrow's streaming service I know the DC TV shows are quite expansive but having their own streaming service seems excessive.
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Davros1 posted:Here's something positive about Infinity War: It wasn't Ocean's Twelve. Wasn't it, though? Was it really not Ocean's Twelve?
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therattle posted:Ocean's 36? This is erasure of whatever number the All Women Ocean's # had.
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Rewatching Equilibrium for the first time in what must now be decades. God bless the goofy gravitas of this stupid, stupid movie. They should make a special edition where every piece of art the rebels hoard is replaced by slinkies. That sad scene with Sean Bean? Holding a slinky. Christian Bale just loving around with slinkies for 100 minutes.
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TrixRabbi posted:It’s like people will make fun of famous directors styles with every new film but Wes Anderson is the only one whose full name is used as the sole adjective. That might be because there is a half-dozen Andersons around.
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El Gallinero Gros posted:https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HR-WxNVLZhQ Yes, Mr Aykroyd? Your Vodka is OK.
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SuperMechagodzilla posted:I'm so fuckin sick of the Ghostbusters at this point. Like, let's just never stop talking about Caddyshack for forty years straight. Hot drat they recreated the gopher from Caddyshack - again! We're now on our eleventh gopher cameo referencing Caddyshack. *Gozer
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u brexit ukip it posted:Crosspost from the D&D UK thread but I felt some of you would get a kick out of it: Fireman Sam looks on grimly.
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CPL593H posted:No gently caress that movie. At the beginning of the film they establish this mega-gun that they test on old airplanes with dinosaur faces on them. So you're thinking "gently caress yeah, the massive dinosaur is going to get its poo poo hosed by that mega-gun.". NOPE! You just never see it again. gently caress that movie. Chekovsaurus' gun. edit: Apparently a sniper rifle.
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A realization in another thread has lead me to bemoan that Timothy Chalamet is going to be wasted on a Wonka-prequel nobody asked for when just a pencil mustache separates him from being perfect for Gomez in an Addams Family prequel.
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CPL593H posted:Why is Timothee Chalamet everywhere all of a sudden? He's just a charisma void. A dead eyed twink carved from a block of wood. I take it you aren't a fan of his performance in DUNC  I liked him there and can imagine how that movie put him on the map for audiences. Him being in a crapload of movies is the least surprising thing in the world, no matter how talented he actually is.
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FreudianSlippers posted:Let he who is without twinks cast the first stone. I think I'm more on the bear side of things. Is there a middle ground between those two?
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Mechafunkzilla posted:This is a personal attack Mods, name change this poster to Mechatwinkzilla please.
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Uncle Boogeyman posted:gonna run this through a game of telephone until it becomes "these movies will poo poo in your wide open mouth, bitch" 3D has come a long way.
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I can't see unmasked Peacemakers. It's just not possible.
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TrixRabbi posted:I finally watched Justice League last year in prep for the Snyder Cut and like it wasn't the complete catastrophe people made it out to be, but the fact that it somehow cost $300 million to make and is one of the most expensive films of all time is absolutely insane. Like where did the loving money go? It looks maybe a slight step above the network TV DC shows with a script that's a slight step below the network TV DC shows. One of the many aspects that make the case so fascinating is that Snyder had his movie almost completely finished. That's where a lot of the money went, into a movie that was a bit shorter than the Snyder Cut, but pretty much completed. And then they decided it would be a good idea to let Joss Whedon do reshoots of, I think 70% of it, or something similarly insane. Skwirl posted:They cut a lot of poo poo and Whedon is a poo poo director, so what he replaced the cut material with looks fundamentally cheaper. To be fair to Whedon, he had a bit of a Hobbit situation on his hands. He came late into the project, had a lot of pressure from the studio, all but defected to the enemy by doing a DC movie. On the other hand he made working on his set hell for a bunch of people so gently caress him.
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FreudianSlippers posted:Gleðileg jól, msnnfjsndar Gesundheit. Also, frohe Weihnachten.
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El Gallinero Gros posted:I got Jackie Chan's First Strike and the Crow on Blu-ray for Xmas, what film stuff you guys get Toho Godzilla box set.
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The good thing about being lazy with wishes is that your relatives don't have a lot of options.
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AceOfFlames posted:But how do you KNOW when it's obvious lies and distortion? How do you collate several different sources of truth? Is it just what FEELS real? I refuse to do that. Feelings should have no bearing on any of my actions. Sounds weird.
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To me Hudson Hawk has the same energy as so many German-dubbed Bud Spencer & Terence Hill movies that were turned into absurd comedies by their dubbing studio. In fact it was very surprising to me that the movie is so weird in English too, cheesy remarks like the one with the hat convention were very popular at the time.
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Escobarbarian posted:I’ve only seen Casino Royale and Skyfall, and I really disliked the latter after the first act. Might watch No Time to Die one day, but I’m not especially bothered. I’d rather watch it for being a Cary Fukunaga movie than a Bond movie. Watch the first ten minutes or so of Quantum of Solace for MAXIMUM EDITING. No movie hence could use any editing, Quantum used it all up.
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therattle posted:It’s a dreadful film, isn’t it? I still haven't watched it all the way through, common opinion seems to be that the action at the end is solid. What broke me were the non-action scenes still having 50 cuts per minute.
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