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PeterCat
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The Bruce Willis movie Last Man Standing is essentially a remake of YoJimbo and A Fistful of Dollars., except that it is set during prohibition so it reaches back to the original novel as well.

Good performances from Willis, Bruce Dern, David Patrick Kelly, and Christopher Walken.

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Sad, especially since it nearly coincided with Vinegar Syndrome's release of the Beastmaster on Blu Ray.

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I don't even know where to ask this.

Years ago I had some 8mm home movies scanned to a DVD. They were not scanned in any particular order so you have clips of me crawling as a baby, followed by a basketball game my uncle played in in 1981, followed by someone's wedding, then back to someone's dog.

Anyone have a recommendation on a video editing software that I can use to split this into relevant pieces?

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FreudianSlippers posted:

Da Vinci Resolve is free, pretty versatile and not that hard to learn.

Thanks.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PMib65Vqk4I

Anyway, he was good in Ghostbusters and had a weird cameo in Exorcist III.

PeterCat fucked around with this message at 16:43 on Jan 23, 2021

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KVeezy3 posted:

As someone who's only experience of kaiju film is Pacific Rim 1, is there a good place to start?

EDIT: Uhh sorry, I should have posted this in the kaiju megathread.

Godzilla vs Megalon.

Unironically.

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Baron Porkface posted:

Is there a movie that has a pimp doing an actual pimp walk?

Malcolm X?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XvvPuST7b0o#t=8s

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Baron Porkface posted:

They don’t seem to be orchestrating prostitution.

Malcolm X was involved in organized crime prior to his conversion to Islam while he was in prison. I haven't read his biography, but I have read many sources that list prostitution as one of the crimes in which he was involved.

I just watched this movie last week, so it was on the top of my mind.

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Detective No. 27 posted:

Taco Bell got rid of pretty much everything I liked in the purge. I loved those rollers with the fritos inside.

Taco John's is better than Taco Bell anyway. The six pack and a pound is great fast food. ( 6 tacos and a pound of Tater Ole's)

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1950s cinema was incredibly horny. I watched the Sam Fuller directed western Run of the Arrow last night, and other than the racism and Lost Cause propaganda, it had Charles Bronson and Rod Steiger shirtless and Steiger's the one who gets a love scene and a scene in a sweat lodge with an Native woman.





Also, she uses Arnold as an example of an unrealistic physique, but Conan hosed, a lot.



I haven't seen the remake of Conan, but I'm guessing Jason Mamoa doesn't make a witch cum so hard she turns into a demon.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=479j--VXtrc

PeterCat fucked around with this message at 00:38 on Mar 2, 2021

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Gatts posted:

I wonder if Hollywood is scared of horny because of Me Too. But yes, at some point the horny was absorbed by TV, like Showtime, HBO, Cinemax had all sorts of shows. I think it varies on streaming.

Isn't it more that they are filming for the international market?

How horny are Chinese movies?

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feedmyleg posted:

Rabbits don't have tits. It's exploitative and gross.

Rabbits are also not bipedal.

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poonchasta posted:

Pornos don't usually have good 5.1 sound mixing.

It's not a porno.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7i5kiFDunk8

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lobo3c0NFg#t=38s

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Not lesbian pizza:

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CPL593H posted:

What do they do with a horse when it dies? You can't exactly bury it. I know someone is going to be like "Glue factories, duh!" but it's not like they all end up that way. Do they have horse sized crematoriums?

My mom's husband raises horses. If any die unexpectedly, he digs a hole with a backhoe and buries the body.

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Splint Chesthair posted:

What about the ones he expects to die? And why does he know they’re going to die?

He raises them to sell to the Amish, he doesn't have any that get that old.

I'm not sure what the Amish do when the horses get old.

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Terry Gilliam makes more interesting films than Spielberg, regardless of anything else.

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Gripweed posted:

The Mummy Returns is clearly not as good a movie as The Mummy but It does take the Egyptian babe from the opening of The Mummy and makes her a major character and goth so it at least breaks even

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The accent chat has reminded me that since Jason Momoa grew up in Norwalk, Iowa, it means that Aquaman, a character raised in Maine to a Maori father, speaks like someone from Des Moines. Certain lines really jump out at me, in Justice League he says to Bruce Wayne "you dress like a Bat, like an actual bat." The cadence and timing sounds exactly like a lot of friends of mine from Polk County.

It's hilarious that Aquaman sounds like someone from one of the most landlocked states in the country. I want to see fresh water Aquaman leading an army of bullheads and snapping turtles against the forces of evil.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QF_u-WAIA90#t=192s

PeterCat fucked around with this message at 03:40 on Apr 6, 2021

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Mechafunkzilla posted:

what the gently caress are you talking about

We need a Lebowski/Nice Guys crossover.

Also, do you have to use so much foul language?

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Xenomrph posted:

I just blind-bought the movie Coma for pretty cheap based solely on the trailer, how badly did I gently caress up?

https://youtu.be/9BHrWpvO_NY

IDK, you should watch Coma 1978 instead.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pqUxB2l6N_Q

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The Wild One is about Marlon Brando giving a woman a second-place trophy so that he can chase after Lee Marvin.

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Skwirl posted:

Modern blockbusters are all weirdly sex less. Kat Dennings ogling Thor in the first one is about the only scene in the MCU indicating a character even has a sexual identity. There's nothing in them that compares to like, the upside-down in the Raimi Spider-Man flick. Tony Stark's kid in Endgame is pretty much the only indication at least one of the Avengers had sex at least once.

The DC movies are extremely horny by comparison. You know that Aquaman fucks.

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FreudianSlippers posted:

Isn't one of the reasons movies started getting horny again in the 60s is because foreign films from countries that weren't bound by the Hayes Code, and could therefore cram as much horniness and nudity as they wanted into every frame, started to become much more prevalent in American cinemas and the Americans needed to drop the code and up the horniness as not to lose the horny race against Johnny Foreigner?

https://youtu.be/Rg7I-fVLm7I

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Baron von Eevl posted:

To be fair, face books were a thing before thefacebook.net and it was basically a directory of kids on your campus, so I think the original idea was a sort of centralized face book for different colleges.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2wI-p_TlTBs

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Tony Montana's downfall was that he wouldn't kill women and children. Doesn't sound like a bad guy to me.

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Scorsese is deeply Catholic. The through line for that is that everyone in his movies is guilty and are going to hell, including us for watching them, excepting Willem Dafoe.

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Ever see a movie and completely not recognize one of the actors in it?

I watched this trailer for a 1989 Robert De Niro movie and didn't realize who played the brother till the voice over stated who starred in the movie.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKEC7XDvMS4

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I honestly thought it was David Morse at first.

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Full clip here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ci9gPZnqiGY

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Gripweed posted:

He's more coded slay. Let's just say he's never committed die-erasure. Some people have accused the show of, uh, ...queer-biteing? That works as a pun right?

Would you say he goes for guys and ghouls?

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ynohtna posted:

Who wants a cheap laugh?

Watch this until the first name drop at 13 seconds in.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWS-Ncglt-Y


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