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Jul 18, 2004




Lurdiak posted:

My grandma just passed away. :/

Sorry Lurdiak that's awful :(

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Jul 18, 2004




In son of the mask is Jamie Kennedy the son of Jim Carrey or did the mask have its own son (a smaller mask)?

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Jul 18, 2004




Well Magic Magic sure is a lot different than the previews made it look. Still p dece tho with a out of left field ending i didnt see coming. anyone else see this?

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Jul 18, 2004




Lil Mama Im Sorry posted:

if im remembering correctly it was a favorite in the horror thread, lots of talk about it the first few years it came out

drat. I love horror but the horror thread is always so huge and fast moving I cant keep up.

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Jul 18, 2004




CelticPredator posted:

The opposite is very true.

Avpr should be executed in the streets like the dog it is

dogs are cool and should not be executed

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Jul 18, 2004




Basebf555 posted:

Yea for anyone who maybe hasn't delved into that second and even third tier of Carpenter's films, you should definitely make a point of doing it. He's got a whole list of films that you might instantly fall in love with but they just don't get a whole lot of attention compared to Halloween or The Thing.

Like, you never see anyone talk about Starman but it's a masterpiece.

I love Vampire$ even if James Woods turned out to be a MAGA lunatic

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Jul 18, 2004




Skwirl posted:

James Woods being a poo poo head probably bothers me more than any other actor I've found that out about.

Same.

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Jul 18, 2004




Did king Kong grow or did Godzilla shrink? I dont remember them being close to the same size in their most recent movies. Weren't people skydiving past Godzillas legs in the first one?

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Jul 18, 2004




Oh. Cool.

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Jul 18, 2004




CPL593H posted:

I don't know how people enjoy alcohol. Is there any booze that doesn't taste like paint thinner?

when you get to the point that youre trashed enough to forget how loving awful your life is you stop caring about the taste and thats when booze really shines



also margaritas are p tasty

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Jul 18, 2004




Grendels Dad posted:

I noticed him first in Buffy, where he was a flunky in the first episode of season three and seemed to promote himself to the main bad guy for the season, only to end the episode becoming the flunky for the real main bad guy.

Yeah thats a completely diff actor entirely. He was never on that show.

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Jul 18, 2004




CPL593H posted:

Analog cable ruled because you could just buy a bootleg cable box for 50 bucks from some sketchy weirdo and it unlocked everything including pay-per-view.

We had one where the movie channel would auto switch to porn at a certain time every night even if it was in the middle of a movie. It ruled.

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Jul 18, 2004




Trumps hotel being demolished the same day that Rush dies is like a double rainbow

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Jul 18, 2004




A stream of diarrhea isnt enough to get me to stop eating anything. Get back to me when you cause kidney stones.

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Jul 18, 2004




CPL593H posted:

Have you ever had a kidney stone? Because I have and you could not pay me to eat some poo poo that would cause more to form. I already have three in there hanging around like a ticking time bomb.

Yeah they’re beyond miserable. First doctor told me to cut out alcohol and soda so I did and got another one anyway few years later. Second Dr said “lol we don’t know what causes them sorry”.

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Jul 18, 2004




Lurdiak posted:

Lol thankfully the website told me all I needed to know. She looks like a nice cat, I hope she finds a good home! She has special dietary needs and needs to eat duck food (?).

Ahh the ol duck wearing a cat suit trick.

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Jul 18, 2004




The best LotR extended scene is the one where Legolas goes from shooting 3 orcs in a row with a bow to like 14 in a row.

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Jul 18, 2004




Everything about that family seems nuts. I just hope whoever controls the money takes care of her two kids and gives them close to a stable life.

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Jul 18, 2004




Skwirl posted:

It's super hosed up that Justin Timberlake accidently derailed two different female singers when they were close or at their peak, and we all think it's fine because he made that "dick in a box" video for SNL.

Are we supposed to hate him? Is it a huge shock that 2 dumb teenage stars in the entertainment industry were boning? Was that even "surprising" 20 years ago or whenever it was? Like thats still outrageous by 2021 standards? With Janet Jackson she was almost 40 when the superbowl thing happened. She didnt have enough clout to say "na im not doing that" by that age or fully understand what she had to lose/gain by doing it? I dont get what penance people are looking for with this guy.

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Jul 18, 2004




James Cameron walked by the department and told the artist "make sure people wanna gently caress that rabbit!"

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Jul 18, 2004




Holy poo poo that interview is stupid.

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Jul 18, 2004




C-Euro posted:

Watched the first two Brendan Fraser Mummy movies this week, and there is so much smooching in these movies. Humans kissing humans, mummies kissing humans, humans kissing mummies. Good movies, don't get me wrong, but there's a lot of kissing for what are ostensibly period action movies!

You forgot giant mummy sand face trying to mid air kiss a flying biplane

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Jul 18, 2004




ruddiger posted:

What exactly are you people buying from Amazon that you couldn’t get elsewhere?

its cheaper and i dont risk covid going to 5-6 diff stores in person? If i were already vaccinated sure but im not so im not risking things with a preexisting condition when new strains are popping up in my area.

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Jul 18, 2004




ruddiger posted:

That’s fine, only I didn’t ask why, I asked what specifically you were buying that you couldn’t find online elsewhere. I understand Amazon is cheap (exploitation usually is), I was just wondering if you guys are buying like groceries and such, or if It’s because they have cheap blu rays and Xbox games.

You didnt specify online so I assumed you meant actual in person shopping

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Jul 18, 2004




Tweets gone what was it?

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Jul 18, 2004




Eventually the only two movies you'll be able to see at theaters will be an Avengers sequel or an Avatar sequel.

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Jul 18, 2004




Baron von Eevl posted:

Basterds is a very, very good movie.

Its good but at least 30min too long imo

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Jul 18, 2004




Gripweed posted:

How do you get in contact with the people who make weed parody tshirts? Like it'll be the Mountain Dew logo but it'll say Mountain Weed, or instead of Pokemon it's Smokemon, you know what I mean? I really want a The Hashassination of Jesse Joints by the Chronic Robbud Ford shirt but it seems like nobody makes them.

like half the cum town mech is this

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Jul 18, 2004




Dwayne Johnsons career is like if someone saw Will Smith and said "let's skip all the semi interesting stuff and go lightspeed to the end where he does nothing but dull boring poo poo"

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Jul 18, 2004




Flying Zamboni posted:

To this day I will sometimes remember Martin Sheen saying "microprawsessahs" and smile.

His "impaawwssable" is also great.

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Skwirl posted:

I saw The Offspring in 2006ish, a year or two after they releaseda new album no one liked, and they played some old staples and then said "do you wanna hear more old poo poo or do you wanna hear some new poo poo." The entire audience, in unison, yelled back "old poo poo" and the basically played the entirety of Smash and Splinter. Pretty great show.

That rules. Tho I dunno if splinter would be considered old poo poo by 2006.

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Jul 18, 2004




Y’all act like the dude bumped a 20 year old Romeo Must Die thread to shame people or something. Chill out dudes we all need to vent in these stressful times.


Edit page 69 lol

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Jul 18, 2004




Tongue sandwich with Pollux Troy Face/OFF

and in the spirit of the game...a peach for hours

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Jul 18, 2004




Kong vs Godzilla Kong is supposed to be fully grown now but you cant see his dick? 4min into the movie

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teagone posted:

You see kong dick in the post-credits scene.

if you lie to me......

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Jul 18, 2004




Everyone always brings up underage sewer sex orgy but they always leave out the junkyard bully jerkoff session section of the book.

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Jul 18, 2004




X-Ray Pecs posted:

If you like any of the various new raunchy shows about high schoolers explicitly talking about sex, you can’t make fun of that It scene.

the jerk off one or the orgy one?

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Jul 18, 2004




Skwirl posted:

Is the circle jerk just kids masturbating in the same room? Weird and gross but still not as bad as I've heard the sewer scene described.

Theyre in a junkyard lighting their farts on fire with their pants off and one bully jerks the alpha bully then offers to blow him

edit: https://www.coursehero.com/lit/It/part-4-chapter-17-summary/

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Jul 18, 2004




Skwirl posted:

Super loving weird, not as bad as what I've heard about the sewer scene.

The girl from the sewer is also observing the JO stuff from her hiding spot terrified at what'll happen if they find her.

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Jul 18, 2004




Making a hot Mt Dew in a glass rimmed with cheeto dust. Will report back

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