Army Thread 2021: No ACFTs, No Masters

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not caring here: Feb 22, 2012; blazemastah 2 dry 4 u

gently caress me army already setting the stupid standard high in '21

# ¿ Jan 4, 2021 19:39

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# ¿ Apr 25, 2024 20:18

not caring here: Feb 22, 2012; blazemastah 2 dry 4 u

So the pass rate is going down then

# ¿ Jan 11, 2021 01:27

not caring here: Feb 22, 2012; blazemastah 2 dry 4 u

100% chance it's something about women

# ¿ Jan 28, 2021 03:25

not caring here: Feb 22, 2012; blazemastah 2 dry 4 u

Wait for commander's discretion when that PV2 is rocking the Robinson Crusoe and top can only summon up some baby fart bum fluff maiden's wisp pathetic excuse for facial hair.

# ¿ Jan 28, 2021 16:12

not caring here: Feb 22, 2012; blazemastah 2 dry 4 u

If there's less specialists to tell corporals to gently caress off, then corporals become important again.

# ¿ Feb 5, 2021 19:04

not caring here: Feb 22, 2012; blazemastah 2 dry 4 u

GD_American posted:

I was literally told while I was under a Humvee to join a snap formation and then got pinned Corporal right there. Weirdly enough, it was just in time to fill a hole in the DA-6 that someone had left for a CQ NCO that night.

A first sergeant of mine just pushed a corporal insignia into my hand one day and told me to just pin that poo poo on whenever I needed to move a vehicle by myself.

# ¿ Feb 7, 2021 04:12

not caring here: Feb 22, 2012; blazemastah 2 dry 4 u

I would argue that this is probably only slightly more cringe than the army recruitment commercial with the likes of THE SUSTAINER

# ¿ Apr 5, 2021 22:22

not caring here: Feb 22, 2012; blazemastah 2 dry 4 u

spacetoaster posted:

Welp, it's taken months and months. But I have a date for retirement. 25 years.

I'd love some goon suggestions for my speech.

Something along the lines of: "So long suckers. File your VA disability claims immediately." *flips middle finger out of car window while doing donuts in the parking lot*

Also trying to think of a prank that'll get them a long time after I'm gone. Maybe putting random pages that say "gently caress YOU" into the reams of printer paper?

Enjoy your four day!

ZONK

# ¿ Jun 27, 2021 02:00

not caring here: Feb 22, 2012; blazemastah 2 dry 4 u

COA with valor

# ¿ Jun 27, 2021 20:40

not caring here: Feb 22, 2012; blazemastah 2 dry 4 u

Huh, I didn't even know EIC existed. I only found out about the president's hundred tab because I was on benning and saw some people rocking them on main post. Found out the army marksmanship unit is stationed there.

Had a crack at the president's hundred for pistol. If it were at another post I might've had a vague sliver of a chance of picking it up, but all the army marksmanship unit guys come out and then you're up against literal olympians and I got the pants flogged off me. With a score that would've got me close at another post, I think I ended up 160th-ish.

# ¿ Jun 28, 2021 16:40

not caring here: Feb 22, 2012; blazemastah 2 dry 4 u

You can get the president's hundred tab if you're a civilian, so you can always try that out. It's what makes it so hard to get, military and civilian lumped into the same category.

# ¿ Jun 28, 2021 17:18

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# ¿ Apr 25, 2024 20:18

not caring here: Feb 22, 2012; blazemastah 2 dry 4 u

And if you are getting medically retired at 100%, you can skip all of them with just your commander's signature.

# ¿ Jul 18, 2021 22:55

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