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Crunch Buttsteak
Feb 26, 2007

My fortune cookie says today will be Mega Awesome!

Katt posted:

Garrison could probably make a hundred thousand dollars a month taking commissions from furry libertarians. It's the holy trinity of money and h already has practise.

I know we all joke about Garrison being a furry and everything, but really, his art style doesn't lend itself to anthropomorphic animals at all, at least not in the way that furries tend to like. Sure he draws people "as animals" but it's usually just a basic caricature of a politician's face slapped onto an animal body. It looks creepy and weird.

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By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!




Oh god I so want to see Garrison try to whore himself as a fetish artist and no one going for it.

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008




Buglord

"How can they oppose voter ID when they themselves are made of IDs?!" is a cool new spin on a classic hit.

Lurdiak
Feb 25, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.




Man you guys are really harsh. Bors was one of the top 5 artists posted in this thread, easy. His work will be missed.

SneezeOfTheDecade
Feb 6, 2011

Chicago Style Deep Dish Meltdowns

Vivian Darkbloom posted:



Late to the punch on this one!

GA SB 202 section 28 revises GA Code Section 21-2-385:

quote:

Voting shall be conducted during normal business hours beginning at 9:00 A.M. and ending at 5:00 P.M. on weekdays, other than observed state holidays, during such period and shall be conducted on the second Saturday and third Saturdays during the hours of 9:00 A.M. through 5:00 P.M. and, if the registrar or absentee ballot clerk so chooses, the second Sunday, the third Sunday, or both the second and third Sundays prior to a primary or election during the hours of 9:00 A.M. through 4:00 P.M. determined by the registrar or absentee ballot clerk, but no longer than 7:00 A.M. through 7:00 P.M.; provided, however, that in primaries and elections in which there are no federal or state candidates on the ballot, no Saturday voting hours shall be required; and provided, further, that, if such second Saturday is a public and legal holiday pursuant to Code Section 1-4-1, if such second Saturday follows a public and legal holiday occurring on the Thursday or Friday immediately preceding such second Saturday, or if such second Saturday immediately precedes a public and legal holiday occurring on the following Sunday or Monday, such advance voting shall not be held on such second Saturday but shall be held on the third Saturday prior to such primary or election beginning at 9:00 A.M. and ending at 5:00 P.M. Except as otherwise provided in this paragraph, counties and municipalities the registrars may extend the hours for voting beyond regular business hours to permit advance voting from 7:00 A.M. until 7:00 P.M. and may provide for additional voting locations pursuant to Code Section 21-2-382 to suit the needs of the electors of the jurisdiction at their option; provided, however, that voting shall occur only on the days specified in this paragraph and counties and municipalities shall not be authorized to conduct advance voting on any other days.

GA SB 202 section 31 revises GA Code Section 21-2-403 by redesignating the existing section as subsection (a) and adding the following subsection (b):

quote:

"(b) Poll hours at a precinct may be extended only by order of a judge of the superior court of the county in which the precinct is located upon good cause shown by clear and convincing evidence that persons were unable to vote at that precinct during a specific period or periods of time. Poll hours shall not be extended longer than the total amount of time during which persons were unable to vote at such precinct. Any order extending poll hours at a precinct beyond 9:00 P.M. shall be by written order with specific findings of fact supporting such extension."

GA SB 202 section 33 revises GA Code Section 21-2-414(a):

quote:

"(a) No person shall solicit votes in any manner or by any means or method, nor shall any person distribute or display any campaign material, nor shall any person give, offer to give, or participate in the giving of any money or gifts, including, but not limited to, food and drink, to an elector, nor shall any person solicit signatures for any petition, nor shall any person, other than election officials discharging their duties, establish or set up any tables or booths on any day in which ballots are being cast:
(1) Within 150 feet of the outer edge of any building within which a polling place is established;
(2) Within any polling place; or
(3) Within 25 feet of any voter standing in line to vote at any polling place.
These restrictions shall not apply to conduct occurring in private offices or areas which cannot be seen or heard by such electors."

And yeah, it's a return to Jim Crow. Sorry, Tony.

edit: Actually, the best part, given the Jim Crow reference: voters are now allowed to leave the line to go to a water fountain. (Three guesses on whether you get let back into the line in the same place.)

SneezeOfTheDecade fucked around with this message at 18:29 on Apr 7, 2021

Dr. VooDoo
May 4, 2006




By popular demand posted:

Oh god I so want to see Garrison try to whore himself as a fetish artist and no one going for it.

Honestly this is the most likely outcome if he tried. His art has a superficial surface layer polish, which makes him look better compared to the usual poo poo smears the other hack cartoonist publish in political cartoons, but everything else is actually poor to bad from anatomy, posing, and construction, to conveying action, color, and perspective. Heíd have to price himself lower than his ego would let him to get any kind of bites

JeremoudCorbynejad
Jul 6, 2007



Raised By Birds posted:



Planes are shaped like beluga whales, right?

I love the little door for mice and baby birds in the back.

Prism
Dec 22, 2007

yospos


Vivian Darkbloom posted:



Late to the punch on this one!

Also, it's clearly only three Pinocchios.

Moon Slayer
Jun 19, 2007



Raised By Birds posted:



Planes are shaped like beluga whales, right?

Sometimes!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Airbus_Beluga?wprov=sfla1

Mercury Hat
May 28, 2006

SharkTales!
Woo-oo!





You can't look at that cartoon of the bloated obese bull and tell me Garrison hasn't already done chubby / inflation porn.

Sailor Jerry
May 28, 2013


Pillbug

In other cartoonist career moves, Local Hero Pat Bagley got married!

https://twitter.com/Patbagley/status/1379820967300452354

A HUNGRY MOUTH
Nov 3, 2006

date of birth: 02/05/88
manufacturer: mazda
model/year: 2008 mazda6
sexuality: straight, bi-curious
peircings: pusspuss





Nap Ghost

Trapezium Dave posted:

Rall: Protect and Serve


Obligatory disclaimer that this is far from the worst thing about this comic but it's what I saw first:

two left hands

Twelve by Pies
May 4, 2012

Again a very likpatous story



The MLB was set to swat away the facts about the Georgia voting law with lies, but instead the facts caused them to walk. A Good Cartoon.

Katt
Nov 14, 2017



Lurdiak posted:

Man you guys are really harsh. Bors was one of the top 5 artists posted in this thread, easy. His work will be missed.

Bors is a fantastic guy and a skilled artist but his comics (besides a few solid hits) tend to be long winded and reiterating stuff we all take for granted.


Yeah the world is poo poo and will probably stay poo poo for a while. There's no hope and we're hosed. That's 90% of Bors output. I agree with him on pretty much all points he ever made but I'm not looking forward to seeing the next chapter.


Compare that to for example Eli Valley, often one panel comics with little dialogue that looks like garbage but it's sharp as hell and provokes feeling something.

Dr. VooDoo
May 4, 2006




Mercury Hat posted:

You can't look at that cartoon of the bloated obese bull and tell me Garrison hasn't already done chubby / inflation porn.



Wait, I missed this one. I thought the Dow being so high was good because Trump personally caused it by being good at the economy ?Or was this an Obama era cartoon?

Johnny Walker
Jun 14, 2005

Is he upset about something?




I like Bors and I look forward to what he does now. I hope the Nib keeps going.

Jurgan
May 8, 2007

Just pour it directly into your gaping mouth-hole you decadent slut


Raised By Birds posted:



Planes are shaped like beluga whales, right?

"If you oppose voter ID but ever use ID cards, that's hypocritical." "If you oppose Trump's wall but have walls around your house, that's hypocritical." "Context does not exist."

D.N. Nation
Feb 1, 2012



A HUNGRY MOUTH posted:

Obligatory disclaimer that this is far from the worst thing about this comic but it's what I saw first:

two left hands

those are hands?

Cloud Potato
Jan 8, 2011

"I'm... happy!"




Guardian:

"Lorna Miller on David Cameron, Rishi Sunak and Greensill Ė As the furore grows over Cameronís lobbying on behalf of the collapsed Greensill Capital, neither the former Tory leader nor the chancellor have satisfied their critics"

Telegraph:

Easing of England lockdown next week 'highly unlikely' to overwhelm NHS

Independent:

Oxford/AstraZeneca jab could have causal link to rare blood clots, say UK experts

Times:


Evening Standard:


Mail:
PAUL THOMAS on... a third wave of Covid

A HUNGRY MOUTH
Nov 3, 2006

date of birth: 02/05/88
manufacturer: mazda
model/year: 2008 mazda6
sexuality: straight, bi-curious
peircings: pusspuss





Nap Ghost

D.N. Nation posted:

those are hands?

This made me look again and I just realized Chauvin's baton hand in panel 1 is a left also. Great job Ted

Kaza42
Oct 3, 2013

Blood and Souls and all that

Raised By Birds posted:



Planes are shaped like beluga whales, right?

Also, I have literally never had to show ID to board a plane. The only places you need to show ID are the airport check baggage area and the TSA security line. Neither of which Delta (or other airlines) have much control over

SneezeOfTheDecade
Feb 6, 2011

Chicago Style Deep Dish Meltdowns

Dr. VooDoo posted:

Wait, I missed this one. I thought the Dow being so high was good because Trump personally caused it by being good at the economy ?Or was this an Obama era cartoon?

I wondered about that too. The Dow first hit 20,000 on January 25, 2017. Garrison was still on "good economy is bad because (((Globalist))) Obama".

Twelve by Pies
May 4, 2012

Again a very likpatous story


Dr. VooDoo posted:

Wait, I missed this one. I thought the Dow being so high was good because Trump personally caused it by being good at the economy ?Or was this an Obama era cartoon?

It was a Trump era cartoon for sure, I think it was one of the few where he was even mildly critical of Trump for not ending the Fed and going back to the gold standard. Garrison is weird in that he doesn't accept the Dow being high as evidence of a good economy (because he says it only benefits the already wealthy, one of the few correct opinions he holds, though for the absolute wrong reasons) but I'm pretty sure he also used "good economy" as one of the reasons for why Trump was a great president. So I'm not sure what he based "good economy" on.

Kchama
Jul 25, 2007

YAP YAP YAP


Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:

Bors has been worse than Rall for at least 4 years. I'm glad their bland dumb nonsense is going away. They got broke by Trump and there's no shame in that.

Let's not say things we can't take back.

At least Bors can draw.

Katt posted:

Bors is a fantastic guy and a skilled artist but his comics (besides a few solid hits) tend to be long winded and reiterating stuff we all take for granted.


Yeah the world is poo poo and will probably stay poo poo for a while. There's no hope and we're hosed. That's 90% of Bors output. I agree with him on pretty much all points he ever made but I'm not looking forward to seeing the next chapter.


Compare that to for example Eli Valley, often one panel comics with little dialogue that looks like garbage but it's sharp as hell and provokes feeling something.

I agree with this. The Mad Max stuff was terrible because it didn't really do anything with his message, and in fact often clashed with it to the point of making it nonsense. I guess it was fun to draw, though.

And Eli Valley indeed provokes feeling something. Usually a wish for him to learn how to draw!! He always seems like he's trying to imitate the awful UK toons, and those are awful even with people who are good at drawing.

the_steve
Nov 9, 2005

We're always hiring!



Raised By Birds posted:



Planes are shaped like beluga whales, right?

Kellies Nomination: Most Willfully Dense

Raised By Birds
May 5, 2013








Wokeball

D.N. Nation
Feb 1, 2012



Payne always gotta throw in being a WATB about electric cars

Jurgan
May 8, 2007

Just pour it directly into your gaping mouth-hole you decadent slut



Nonsense, this is an election year!

(Seriously, WTF is a cyberninja?)

Vib Rib
Jul 23, 2007

God damn this shit is
fuckin' re-dic-a-liss


This has been the trend for a while in conservative comics, but I rarely see "SCIENTISTS ARE EVIL" as nakedly as I do in the Torygraph.

The racism crow kind of gives away the game, doesn't it? Claiming that Georgia is being torn apart by all these lies and woke companies and virtue signaling -- oh, wait, there actually is racism? Like, it's just right there? drat, okay, then what are the lies, exactly?
Just like every other MLB vs Georgia comic they just label poo poo "LIES" and "FACTS" and don't bother engaging what those actually might be. Same spirit as Tinsley & Co. going "yep, just canceled for... opinions!"

Jurgan
May 8, 2007

Just pour it directly into your gaping mouth-hole you decadent slut


Vib Rib posted:

The racism crow kind of gives away the game, doesn't it? Claiming that Georgia is being torn apart by all these lies and woke companies and virtue signaling -- oh, wait, there actually is racism? Like, it's just right there? drat, okay, then what are the lies, exactly?
Just like every other MLB vs Georgia comic they just label poo poo "LIES" and "FACTS" and don't bother engaging what those actually might be. Same spirit as Tinsley & Co. going "yep, just canceled for... opinions!"

Maybe it's an attempt at above the fray centrism? Racism on the right and boycotts on the left are tearing Georgia apart, and those things are equally bad?

Kchama
Jul 25, 2007

YAP YAP YAP


Jurgan posted:

Nonsense, this is an election year!

(Seriously, WTF is a cyberninja?)

Moon Slayer
Jun 19, 2007



Jurgan posted:

Nonsense, this is an election year!

(Seriously, WTF is a cyberninja?)

quote:

Gray Fox, real name Frank Jaeger, was a mercenary and former agent of U.S. Special Forces Unit FOXHOUND. Originally a child soldier, Jaeger was the only operative in FOXHOUND to achieve the codename "Fox," the unit's highest commendation, and was decorated five times.[5]

Fox was Solid Snake's comrade-in-arms and friend during the Outer Heaven Uprising, but his loyalty to renegade commander Big Boss forced him into combat with Snake during the Zanzibar Land Disturbance. He survived his injuries following an intense battle, after which he was forcibly outfitted with a powered exoskeleton and subjected to intensive gene therapy. Fox later confronted Snake as a neutral force during the Shadow Moses Incident, in the guise of the Cyborg Ninja, before dying at the hands of Liquid Snake and Metal Gear REX.

Seems pretty straightforward to me.

wizzardstaff
Apr 6, 2018




Jurgan posted:

Nonsense, this is an election year!

(Seriously, WTF is a cyberninja?)

A cybersecurity company hired to audit ballots in Arizona.

https://ktar.com/story/4243744/ceo-of-firm-in-maricopa-county-ballot-audit-appeared-to-make-political-posts/

quote:

PHOENIX (AP) ó The CEO of a company hired by Arizona Senate Republicans to lead a re-count of all 2.1 million ballots cast in the stateís most populous county in November appears to have posted sympathetically about election conspiracies in a now-deleted Twitter account.

Senate President Karen Fann announced Wednesday that an independent audit of the election in Maricopa County would use four firms, with a Florida-based cyber security company called Cyber Ninjas leading the effort. The Senate contends the audit is needed to to ensure that President Joe Bidenís win was legitimate.

Fann promised a non-partisan independent audit of the elections results before choosing Cyber Ninjas, which focuses on computer application security for financial services and government clients. But according to an archive of what appears to be Cyber Ninjas founder Doug Loganís Twitter account, he used hashtags and shared memes popular with people promoting disproven or unsupported allegations casting doubt on Bidenís victory.

...

D.N. Nation
Feb 1, 2012



Jurgan posted:

Maybe it's an attempt at above the fray centrism? Racism on the right and boycotts on the left are tearing Georgia apart, and those things are equally bad?

That'd be a first for ol' Lisa.

Moon Slayer
Jun 19, 2007



If you name your company Cyber Ninjas your brand is writing checks that the actual product won't be able to cash.

Pakled
Aug 6, 2011

WE ARE SMART

Vib Rib posted:

The racism crow kind of gives away the game, doesn't it? Claiming that Georgia is being torn apart by all these lies and woke companies and virtue signaling -- oh, wait, there actually is racism? Like, it's just right there? drat, okay, then what are the lies, exactly?
Just like every other MLB vs Georgia comic they just label poo poo "LIES" and "FACTS" and don't bother engaging what those actually might be. Same spirit as Tinsley & Co. going "yep, just canceled for... opinions!"

I don't know what the exact angle is here but I bet she's talking about anti-white racism, somehow.

FFT
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard cowboy




Pakled posted:

I don't know what the exact angle is here but I bet she's talking about anti-white racism, somehow.
That or "acting like black people can't just go and get an ID is the real racism" while ignoring the systematic issues that deliberately make it more difficult.

Apoplexy
Mar 9, 2003

~Neck Angels~





Someone needs to edit this only it's 'I CAN'T CUM' and the syringe is CUM (I hate Garrison but the CUM edits are keeping me sane)

Capntastic
Jan 13, 2005

A dog begins eating a dusty old coil of rope but there's a nail in it.



Apoplexy posted:



Someone needs to edit this only it's 'I CAN'T CUM' and the syringe is CUM (I hate Garrison but the CUM edits are keeping me sane)

I don't think anyone needs to do that any more than Garrison needed to draw George Floyd's murder to blame him for it in the first place

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Trapezium Dave
Oct 22, 2012





Pope:

Liberal MP Andrew Laming created dozens of Facebook pages to promote LNP and attack opponents (Guardian). The AEC (Australian Electoral Commission) is investigating. The references to the energy minister Angus Taylor are about the time he replied to his own Facebook post with "Fantastic. Great move. Well done Angus"; it became an AusPol meme.

Rowe:

A combination of stories: the slow vaccine rollout, the issues with AstraZenica, and Christine Holgate the former head of Australia Post fighting back against the time Morrison effectively fired her in parliament.

Knight:


Wilcox:

This is every single day on the opinion pages of News Corp papers (Cathy Wilcox is with Nine/Fairfax, those are every alternate day).

Leak, Son of Leak:

State premiers Annastacia Palaszczuk and Dan Andrews.

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