Faustian Bargain posted:

Garrison takes commissions right? How hard would it be to trick him into drawing obscure fetish stuff?

Apple Pie Hubbub posted:

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droll posted:

Dude if you think that’s funny, look into getting some chickens. They poo poo out eggs. loving EGGS! it’s free food and cash if you sell em to idiots who don’t know

Antifa Turkeesian posted:

I know he’s not allowed in the thread, but stonetoss was just banned from twitter.

Apple Pie Hubbub posted:

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Xander77 posted:

Huh. I vaguely heard somewhere that 19th century people considered penguins really abhorrent. Maybe that's where that's from?

Mikl posted:

Or, more generally, it's "White cishet dudes who were good and progressive in the late '90s and early '00s, and haven't moved an inch since then."

Pants Donkey posted:

Despite how nervous Biden looks, Garrison seems to have fallen into despair.

Pants Donkey posted:

I’ve seen Little Shop of Horrors, so I know that a plant demanding blood is better off dead.

itskage posted:

What's the deal with Jupiter and Saturn?

itskage posted:

So it's just a thing happened? I was expecting some brain worm conspiracy.

Vib Rib posted:

The advice has pretty much always been "wear a mask" and the only time it wasn't was when there was such a severe mask shortage that medical staff needed it more. "The directions keep changing!" is basically a bullshit complaint they'll never drop, like all their complaints.

Post poste posted:

Isn't this a StoneToss aligned person?

Procrastine posted:

Could you dig up proof, need to show it to people in another thread posting about how actually, yoloswag is only following stonetoss on twitter to research the alt-right and not because he is himself alt-right

Space Cadet Omoly posted:

The gently caress? What is this even trying to say?

Free speech doesn't mean "You are allowed to murder people".

Somfin posted:

He also won't write a non robot female villain because all women have the same personality (Whedon female protagonist) and motivations (pure)

You'll notice that there is a back country conservative woman, but no woke mob ones

Antifa Turkeesian posted:

I want to see the version where it's a white girl and she's crushed by monstrous blacks in the final panel.

A HUNGRY MOUTH posted:

I'm a feminist, which is why I believe that only cis women have to work hard to be good at sports. Everyone else is just naturally too quick and strong and talented. Cis women athletes are fragile weakling girly girls with big anime eyes who are UNDER ATTACK and if any of them disagree with me their opinions can't be credited because they're so easily brainwashed by Big Gender. Again, male feminist here,

Dr. VooDoo posted:

First off, this is some great cope from Zyklon Ben. He’s already invented a whole monetary for his imaginary rebel confederacy but this is my favorite part that people who want the south to leave union always spout


Might wanna take a look at what states actually send money to prop up other states

Lodin posted:

Guess I should link to this weeks Bob the angry Flower since it has a giant lady penis.

https://imgur.com/YZsAnp9

Somfin posted:

I've mentioned this about four times now, but Tina Garrison has her own early 2000's website, with her own art, and the style matches.

Jurgan posted:

Okay, I've been a way for a while, can someone explain the Mallard situation? I thought we'd managed to Cancel Culture Tinsley for "ironic" antisemitism, but now he's back, but only sometimes?

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Joseph Robinette Biden loves communist China. President Trump stood up to Chinese. Beijing Biden does their bidding. The Democrats hounded Trump with a fake Russia collusion narrative. Doesn’t China Joe deserve the same treatment? I want to hear the mainstream media shout, ‘China China China!’ and demand Biden’s impeachment. Of course, that will never happen. Joe’s conduct toward China would have triggered an avalanche of outrage from the mainstream media and set off alarm bells from congressional leaders and the Department of Justice had Trump done similar things with Russia.

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Imagine if one of Trump’s sons accompanied him on the taxpayer dime to visit Russia and then that son cut a billion dollar deal with Putin’s operatives. well, we’d never hear the end of it. Yet Biden’s son Hunter did exactly that in China and the Democrats and their mainstream media are rendered quiescent.

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Beijing Biden is fine with China siphoning off wealth from slave labor both in China and in Africa. He said exploiting people is merely a ‘different cultural norm.’ Organ harvesting and the persecution of Falun Gong followers, Muslims, and Christians are fine with Joe.

China has gained influence over our government and culture. Hollywood will not make movies that are critical of the ChiComs. The NBA won’t dare criticize China. Eric Swalwell, Diane Feinstein, and who knows how many other Democrat politicians have been compromised by Chinese spies. Nothing was done about it. Swalwell even proudly crowed about bedding down a foreign spy.

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China helped the Democrats steal the election. Nothing was done about it. Xi faced too much push back from Trump. Xi wanted Biden installed. Joe is Xi’s stooge, and yet we don’t hear a steady stream of outrage from the corporate media. That’s because the Democrats admire the Communist Party in China. They want the same setup here for themselves. That is, the Republicans and their followers become outlawed. They want Trump followers in particular hunted down and silenced. No more free speech. Gun confiscation. The Democrats want total domination and they’re on the way to achieving that because election rigging will become the norm—just like in any communist country.

It’s all as obvious as a ten cent comic book. Bat Soup Man leads his sidekick Robinette into violence against conservatives. Zing! Pow! Blam! Watch Xi and Joe as they set about destroying Gotham City—and America.

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axolotl farmer posted:

Kind of weird brain fart from Bors, but panel five has a completely different character than the others.

Thoughtless posted:

Is there any possible way to read this as the coyote not being on the right?

Vib Rib posted:

Seriously though what the gently caress why does Tinsley you can just feed a baby whatever and it's fine, this is so wildly irresponsible and he thinks it's good advice.

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THE WOKE MOB CANCELS DR. SEUSS

The effort on the ‘woke’ left to ban Dr. Seuss would be ridiculous if it weren’t for the possibility that they could be successful.

The leftists’ ‘cancel culture’ is branding Dr. Seuss as racist, even though he was a liberal who penned books design to end racism. So what’s this really about?

It’s about destroying American culture.

The Marxists want not only Seuss destroyed but also Shakespeare, classic movies, and even math. They especially hate Christians and the Bible. The deconstruction-minded left sees it as hate speech. Christians and patriots are seen as terrorists and they must be silenced and replaced with transexual celebrations. They want American culture destroyed so it can be ‘built back better.’ That means socialism.

Most children of all races grew up reading Dr. Seuss. He was inclusive. His illustrations didn’t portray race. The creatures weren’t even human most of the time. Instead, they they were creative, multi-colored creatures that appealed to everyone. I was very young when I read my first Dr. Seuss book. It was titled “Bartholomew and the Oobleck.” I can’t remember how old I was exactly, but it was the first book I read on my own and I was fascinated by it. I read more of his books after that and in retrospect I realize that Dr. Seuss opened the door to reading for many young children while helping to instill within them a love of books.

Now the left wants his books destroyed along with Mark Twain and ‘white’ western literature in general. Dr. Seuss was also an excellent editorial cartoonist. A case could be made for racism in some of his depictions of the Japanese in cartoons he drew during World War II, but he drew many more that spoke out against racism. I found myself cringing a bit over his promotion of war. He hated isolationists. He railed against the ‘America First’ mentality and naturally I disagreed with him on that.

Still, his political cartoons were first-rate. Let’s not let the Bolsheviks kill the ‘Cat In The Hat.’

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A case could be made for racism in some of his depictions of the Japanese in cartoons he drew during World War II, but he drew many more that spoke out against racism.

JerikTelorian posted:

Wait, I thought these comics were satirical a-la Kelly. I am getting Poe'sd hard.

So the author actually agrees with the points in these comics?

Pants Donkey posted:

Holy poo poo

loving die, dude: you are scum.

Raised By Birds posted:

Apple Pie Hubbub posted:

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Grondoth posted:

The problem with Voter ID laws has always been that we don't have a national ID that's distributed to everyone, so the question is immediately "what IDs count?" I'd have literally 0 issue with Voter ID laws if everyone was given an ID that they could easily get and replace. But we don't have that, so voter ID laws are always a way to disenfranchise certain populations because they don't have certain types of ID.

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I dont know posted:

Gannett hasn't offered an explanation, at least publicly, other than a boilerplate "cartoon doesn't meet our standards". Maybe they told the syndicate something different in private? Maybe Drunk Duck is speaking out his rear end in hopes of becoming a conservative cause and riding a sales wave? Maybe Gannett is just looking to cut costs cause none really gives a poo poo about editorial cartoons? Who knows.

Johnny Walker posted:

I went looking at the comments to see how Drinky Duck fans were handling this, and they were entirely as expected and nothing too interesting, except someone linked this article and said Clay Jones made a good comment there, so here is a possible explanation for this whole thing.

Vib Rib posted:

So... wait. Are the funds of the bill being funneled out to pay for bleeding heart socialist programs, or rich money-hungry capitalists?

F_Shit_Fitzgerald posted:

Lester is definitely the type that would unironically argue that recognizing and talking about racism is dividing us more than racism itself.


I'd love to ask someone like Gorrell to define what they think "woke" actually is. I'd bet money that they'd be really evasive and not have a real answer; things like "cancel culture" and "woke" have just replaced "socialist" as 'things that are bad'.

Jurgan posted:

Nonsense, this is an election year!

(Seriously, WTF is a cyberninja?)

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PHOENIX (AP) — The CEO of a company hired by Arizona Senate Republicans to lead a re-count of all 2.1 million ballots cast in the state’s most populous county in November appears to have posted sympathetically about election conspiracies in a now-deleted Twitter account.

Senate President Karen Fann announced Wednesday that an independent audit of the election in Maricopa County would use four firms, with a Florida-based cyber security company called Cyber Ninjas leading the effort. The Senate contends the audit is needed to to ensure that President Joe Biden’s win was legitimate.

Fann promised a non-partisan independent audit of the elections results before choosing Cyber Ninjas, which focuses on computer application security for financial services and government clients. But according to an archive of what appears to be Cyber Ninjas founder Doug Logan’s Twitter account, he used hashtags and shared memes popular with people promoting disproven or unsupported allegations casting doubt on Biden’s victory.

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