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 stolen from the New Amerikan Gothic thread, credit to Egg Moron 2020 tested the limits of absurdity with the American government's reaction to Covid, Brexit, another failed coup attempt in South America, and any number of stupid, weird, and incredibly funny things that happened in an otherwise interesting year. 2021 can only get better. Some highlights from last year's thread: Willie Tomg posted:Steve Wozniak admitted either he or his wife were patient zero for COVID-19 in the USA, and in so doing unlocked the Tie Tuesday sticker. dads friend steve posted:google was surprised to learn during the president’s press conference that his plan for containing the coronavirus pandemic is to have them create a website to direct people to local Walmart parking lots Willie Tomg posted:The doomsday clock scientists have cancelled the next doomsday clock event due to COVID-19 concerns. Nix Panicus posted:An unprecedented 3.3 million Americans filed for unemployment last week. In response, the Dow Jones Industrial Average gained 1350 points (6.4%) to officially enter a bull market. Trumps Baby Hands posted:LONDON, April 24 (Reuters) - Doctors and health experts urged people not to drink or inject disinfectant on Friday after U.S. President Donald Trump suggested scientists should investigate inserting the cleaning agent into the body as a way to cure COVID-19. Willie Tomg posted:The "forums coup" april fools joke about seizing SA from Lowtax actually happened for real three months later with the principal difference being that the forums were not given to LadyAmbien. Willie Tomg posted:Flight Simulator 2020 has a surprisingly detailed model of Groverhaus. Willie Tomg posted:The United States Postal Service arrested Steve Bannon at sea. And so many more. As always, please keep your posting to plain, factual, and uninflected sentences written in the year 2021.
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The Ontario Minister of Finance planned and shot a series of social media posts that included him celebrating National Maple Syrup Day, and meditating on his fellow citizen's collective sacrifices over the Christmas holiday and scheduled them to be released while he was on vacation in the Caribbean.
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The president of the United States of America farted on a phone call that was smoking gun for election crimes.
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“Bean dad is canceled.” context, kind of
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Platystemon posted:“Bean dad is canceled.” "Bean Dad Got Milkshake Ducked"
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A rapist is about to be inaugurated President of the United States, in order to replace the previous President, who is also a rapist. This is considered a victory for liberal feminism.
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Grizzled Patriarch posted:the guy on the left says that maybe m4a would be good actually and would benefit the guy on the right and his family, to which he responds by telling him to take the dick out of his mouth and fight him to the death in the street, while another man, overcome with rage at the merest thought of affordable healthcare, beats the poo poo out of a road sign
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An armed mob stormed United States Capitol building during a joint session of Congress.
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https://twitter.com/Eric_Alterman/status/1346909858272972815
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Platystemon posted:An armed mob stormed United States Capitol building during a joint session of Congress. Dolphin posted:So here's a thought
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The president of the United States has received a twelve‐hour probation from Twitter after lobbying by former Something Awful administrator Smythe.
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Platystemon posted:An armed mob stormed United States Capitol building during a joint session of Congress. And the police let them in.
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"Today, I was informed about the shameful assault that was waged on our democracy, the Capitol, and all of those great leaders (U.S. Representatives & Senators) who were elected by 'We The People.'," wrote Mr. Cosby.
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quote:Despite what Eric Trump might think, this IS a Trump supporter. He's been profiled over and over again. He goes to Trump rallies constantly. He's known as the QAnon Shaman.
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The president instigated a riot wherein neonazis seized the nation's capitol with the aid of the police who are supposed to stop that sort of thing.
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Doomtalker posted:The president instigated a riot wherein neonazis seized the nation's capitol with the aid of the police who are supposed to stop that sort of thing. Capitol police consists of 2.000 officers with a yearly budget of 460 million USD.
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The president has moved to Parler.
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Spokesperson for Jamiroquai's record label emphatically denies that he is the vaping q shaman
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Orange Devil posted:Capitol police consists of 2.000 officers with a yearly budget of 460 million USD. After failing to keep the mob out of the capitol congress applauded the police
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“The Squad” sold out the left with Pelosi’s confirmation vote AND QAnon militants stormed the U.S. capital building during the first week of 2021.
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A woman carrying a flag that read "Don't Tread on Me" was trampled to death at the US capitol.
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Some dude tazered himself in the balls until he had a heart attack, while participating in a Patriot raid of the United States Capitol.
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AXE Body Spray strongly denounced the fascist coup that briefly seized control of the main legislative organ of the United States of America.
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tiberion02 posted:Some dude tazered himself in the balls until he had a heart attack, while participating in a Patriot raid of the United States Capitol. Another died while his friends, who had refused to allow qualified medics to treat him, attempted to build a makeshift stretcher.
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Donald J. Trump is going to become the first president of the United States to be impeached twice.
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The President of The United States Of America was permanently suspended from twitter for inciting an insurrection in the Capitol that five people died at.
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For his incitement of an armed mob storming the national Congress, Sean Hannity has had his Lifetime Pasta Pass at Olive Garden revoked.
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The senate podium was listed on ebay starting at $420.00
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the President got banned from Twitter and kept posting through parachute accounts throughout the night
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