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Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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The Congressional Candy Drawer, recently under scrutiny as a plague vector, has been raided by terrorists

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Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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https://twitter.com/travdorman/status/1348391088684494850

Platystemon has issued a correction as of 11:08 on Jan 11, 2021

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor



the colonial government eventually had to resort to shooting jefferson's pigeons down before he got the point

Ogantai
Apr 21, 2003

Full of bologna

Adolf Hitler Cult Caught Running Submachine Guns for International Drug Traffickers

Syncopation
Feb 21, 2020

Platystemon posted:

The Congressional Candy Drawer, recently under scrutiny as a plague vector, has been raided by terrorists

please give me source on this i cant find it and its way too good to not share with other people

Happy Thread
Jul 10, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
Plaster Town Cop

Ogantai posted:

Adolf Hitler Cult Caught Running Submachine Guns for International Drug Traffickers

Basic history of the CIA is a headline now? Sad

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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Judge Dredd Scott posted:

please give me source on this i cant find it and its way too good to not share with other people

https://i.imgur.com/GF4bo0j.jpeg

Good reasons to suspect it’s fake in that the photo doesn’t show anything that couldn’t be found in a press photo, and no one got arrested that quickly.

DarkEuphoria
Nov 7, 2012


Ivanka Trump poses her children in first post-insurrection Instagram photo, wishing Jared Kushner happy birthday

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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https://twitter.com/frankthorp/status/1349396857760444418

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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https://twitter.com/peakcapitolism/status/1349536192015069185

Hodgepodge
Jan 29, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 247 days!

powerfully accursed objects

Chamale
Jul 11, 2010

I'm helping!



Judge Dredd Scott posted:

please give me source on this i cant find it and its way too good to not share with other people

Platystemon posted:

https://i.imgur.com/GF4bo0j.jpeg

Good reasons to suspect it’s fake in that the photo doesn’t show anything that couldn’t be found in a press photo, and no one got arrested that quickly.

It is fake, the Wikipedia article has that exact photo, it's from 2011.

ohrwurm
Jun 25, 2003

sheldon adelson pissed and poo poo himself one last time

Ogantai
Apr 21, 2003

Full of bologna

ohrwurm posted:

sheldon adelson pissed and poo poo himself one last time

RIP Holden Bloodfeast

500excf type r
Mar 7, 2013

I'm as annoying as the high-pitched whine of my motorcycle, desperately compensating for the lack of substance in my life.
Rand Paul threatened that if the republican senators vote in impeachment proceedings, one third of the GOP will leave the party.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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Update on the candy desk: they got close..

https://www.cnn.com/videos/politics/2021/01/17/capitol-riot-video-the-new-yorker-newsroom-vpx.cnn

Willie Tomg
Feb 2, 2006
As his last act in office, Donald Trump pardoned Lil' Wayne.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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Joe “Tiger King” Exotic had a limo on standby for his pardon, but Trump instead pardoned Rudy “Cobra King” Komarek.

DoubleDonut
Oct 22, 2010


Fallen Rib
Kellyanne Conway Accused of Posting Topless Photo of Her 16-Year-Old Daughter on Twitter

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012

DoubleDonut posted:

Kellyanne Conway Accused of Posting Topless Photo of Her 16-Year-Old Daughter on Twitter

She isn't accused of it, she literally did it.

Dreylad
Jun 19, 2001
GameStop's stock value increased by 480% in one week thanks to the efforts of the poster-investors of r/wallstreetbets, costing hedge funds millions of dollars.

Ogantai
Apr 21, 2003

Full of bologna

Dreylad posted:

GameStop's stock value increased by 480% in one week thanks to the efforts of the poster-investors of r/wallstreetbets, costing hedge funds millions of dollars.

Billions, actually.

1982 Subaru Brat
Feb 2, 2007

by Athanatos
And the event that sparked this was having more short buyers than there were shares of the company to sell, so that betting against the company's share value created an insatiable demand for shares in the company, with the result that the share value skyrocketed because everyone is confident that it isn't worth anything.

Brandon Proust
Jun 22, 2006

"Like many intellectuals, he was incapable of scoring a simple goal in a simple way"

Dreylad posted:

GameStop's stock value increased by 480% in one week thanks to the efforts of the poster-investors of r/wallstreetbets, costing hedge funds millions of dollars.

The Biden team is monitoring the situation around GameStop.

duomo
Oct 9, 2007




Soiled Meat
$1400 is $2000.

Pingui
Jun 4, 2006

WTF?

DoubleDonut posted:

Kellyanne Conway Accused of Posting Topless Photo of Her 16-Year-Old Daughter on Twitter

Does that legally count as Kellyanne Conway distributing child pornography?

HashtagGirlboss
Jan 4, 2005

I am remorseful for my decision to confront Mayor Wheeler on Sunday, Jan. 24, and I am sorry he felt the need to use pepper spray

Communist Thoughts
Jan 7, 2008

Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!



what is a challenge coin?

DMCrimson
Jan 2, 2005

Nap Ghost

Pingui posted:

Does that legally count as Kellyanne Conway distributing child pornography?

Kellyanne Conway undeniably distributed child pornography on twitter but people are unsure whether there will be any consequences.

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor


Dreylad posted:

GameStop's stock value increased by 480% in one week thanks to the efforts of the poster-investors of r/wallstreetbets, costing hedge funds millions of dollars.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-09gNDsPzQ

Ogantai
Apr 21, 2003

Full of bologna

Communist Thoughts posted:

what is a challenge coin?

It's like a merit badge for adults.

Tyler Whitney
Jan 21, 2020

Why don't you make it sing?


Communist Thoughts posted:

what is a challenge coin?


Ogantai posted:

It's like a merit badge for adults.

You carry the challenge coin into bars after being given it and those in your unit who didn't bring theirs have to pay for a round of drinks.

HashtagGirlboss
Jan 4, 2005

Tyler Whitney posted:

It’s pointless cop/military poo poo

Tyler Whitney
Jan 21, 2020

Why don't you make it sing?



Essentially yeah.

Chamale
Jul 11, 2010

I'm helping!



Stereotype posted:

half of the nation is starving to death and the other half is trading their money for something called dogecoin which is a fake internet coin with the picture of a dog on it

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!
An elected member of congress blamed a wildfire on a secret Jewish satellite armed with a high powered laser

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012

A dinosaur's butthole was a Swiss Army knife of orifices

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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Newsmax anchor Greg Kelly had to walk back his criticism of the Myanmar coup because too many of his fans support military coups.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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https://twitter.com/petersuderman/status/1359534581226090497

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Happy Thread
Jul 10, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
Plaster Town Cop
A Chainsmokers concert superspreader event on Long Island that is being investigated by Cuomo for ‘egregious’ social-distancing violations featured a DJ who is also the CEO of Goldman Sachs

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