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 To avoid fainting keep repeating it's only a movie...It's only a movie...It's ONLY A MOVIE... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q4HyI0i1mPM After David, before Brandon, was Lawrence Guterman https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tjVrrr0d3gU   Son of the mask tells the story of hack artist Jamie Kennedy who's trying to do poo poo but can't because he sucks. His wife wants some kids. He doesn't. The idea of having a kid scares him. All the mean while Loki is trying to find the Mask from the first film. He goes from place to place trying to find it, but they're all fakes. To which he then does this to Ben Stein.   Jamie's dog ends up finding the mask in a river bank somewhere and brings it back. Jamie brings it to a halloween party. He throws it on. And this happens. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VovuaMxpRK4 Hold on to your lug nuts because it's time for an overhaul   After this Jamie fucks his wife wearing the mask. Thus granting his cum the power of the mask. We see the effects of this in a deleted scene. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7ZC7ewCAEg And so the wife is impregnated with the mask. She begins to show signs of this with such body horror moments as...  puking up bubbles and   After she births this vile hell spawn, the terror truly begins   I'll let you discover the rest of this putrid pile of body horror and insanity. But some choice moments include Jamie tries to feed his baby  baby dance     Oh yeah the dog gets the mask and then has the voice of Invader Zim. 
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oh and alan cumming is in it as loki and he's OK.
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Jan 3, 2021 22:09
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It also inspired the film Heckler which is awful and stupid https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i5zwsRHiWP4
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Jan 3, 2021 22:18
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I watched this last night. It was not a good night.
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Jan 3, 2021 22:25
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This came highly recommended from the new kid in fifth grade who pulled the fire alarm and never copped to it even after the only other kid who could have done it started crying. Steven Wright is in it, as Walt Disney!
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There’s a part where Loki turns into a bright green version of the Nasonex bee and stings a nurse so he can take her form and illegally access medical records. It’s weird.
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 he stings her and she dies in agony off screen  
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World’s number one Son of the Mask fan here. Anyone order any gifs?    I’ll post more when I get home
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You could do a whole essay on the Halloween party scene
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Can't believe CP hasn't mentioned the dream sequence where Mask Dad imagines his wife shooting numerous newborns out of her vagina and they all have fangs?? 
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I purposefully left it out. I didn’t even get to the dog stuff. You gotta see that poo poo lmao
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CelticPredator posted:It also inspired the film Heckler which is awful and stupid Gotta love that Lowtax getting beat up by Uwe Boll is part of this documentary lol
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I haven't thought about this movie in years and now I am once again irrationally angry that it exists. Thanks for that  (original Mask is still great fun, though)
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Government Handjob posted:I haven't thought about this movie in years and now I am once again irrationally angry that it exists. 
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Requesting a gif of the scene where the baby is playing Twister with Loki and stretches out his ear to tickle him
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Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:Requesting a gif of the scene where the baby is playing Twister with Loki and stretches out his ear to tickle him Tossed in an extra Shunting!  
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The IMDB Trivia Page for Son of the Mask (2005) posted:Jamie Kennedy reportedly hated his time in Sydney filming this movie. Hardly anyone recognized him in public, and he was repeatedly turned down by local women in bars, who had no idea who he was.
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To live in blissful ignorance of Jamie Kennedy's existence
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Really is the movie of the decade CP great OP.
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Mask Masks    
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Hollismason posted:Really is the movie of the decade CP great OP. 
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You know I honestly enjoyed this and genuinely think it's a good movie. The critics got it WRONG.
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piratepilates posted:You know I honestly enjoyed this and genuinely think it's a good movie. The critics got it WRONG. 
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piratepilates posted:You know I honestly enjoyed this and genuinely think it's a good movie. The critics got it WRONG. 
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There’s weirdness to be found and loved. But tbh Jamie kills it for me. Heckler is so bad it made me just not like the guy. It went from being an interesting film about the comedian and the audience and then shifted into critics are hecklers because they’re mean to me. Like sure I get it hurts. But I don’t know.
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I remember seeing a trailer for this movie before something else, back in the bygone era of trailers playing before feature presentations on old VHS tapes. It was, I think, the baby dancing around and that picture Friends Are Evil posted above followed by the title of the movie. I don't know why but that trailer has been seared into my brain for what must be more than 20 years now.
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MechanicalTomPetty posted:I remember seeing a trailer for this movie before something else, back in the bygone era of trailers playing before feature presentations on old VHS tapes. It was, I think, the baby dancing around and that picture Friends Are Evil posted above followed by the title of the movie. They attached this teaser trailer to prints of Return of The King, lmao https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q4HyI0i1mPM
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Friends Are Evil posted:They attached this teaser trailer to prints of Return of The King, lmao I thought that might be it, but it doesn't have the "baby waving while running away loony tunes style" clip, for some reason I remember that very clearly.
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Maybe just the regular trailer https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKwtGHbpVDU
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CelticPredator posted:Maybe just the regular trailer How is every second of that trailer more horrifying than the last?
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we should bring up the truly perverse way that jamie kennedy plays a gameboy sp, with an "overhand" style 
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MechanicalTomPetty posted:How is every second of that trailer more horrifying than the last? 
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Jamie's name in this is Tim Avery? That has to be some sort of crime.
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duz posted:Jamie's name in this is Tim Avery? That has to be some sort of crime. He's a cartoonist you see, like Tex Avery you see, there's a connection you see, it's an homage you see. You see? Kal Penn plays a guy called Jorge, which is uhhh, that one seems odd.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x6Nb608AZVc I'm going to warn you all about this scene. I'm not going to say what it is, but I'm going to send you a warning
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So did the kid who won a contest to appear in The Mask 2 show up in this?
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Nah he snagged the 5 grand like a chump. He could’ve been apart of film history in the too good to be true scene most likely.
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