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aphid_licker
Jan 7, 2009



Love how they specify that it's "animal" meat. Looks like the long pig lager market remains uncornered.

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aphid_licker
Jan 7, 2009


If you remember using a fuckin phone booth with any regularity you are not a millennial imo. So 1978 births should be right out.

aphid_licker
Jan 7, 2009


Inspector Hound posted:

Tatar is just a drawing of me

Nice to meet you Mr. Ulyanov

aphid_licker
Jan 7, 2009


Oof at that point I'd just delete myself both online and irl

aphid_licker
Jan 7, 2009


Koirhor posted:

are these AI generated now?

AIs are getting smarter at about the same rate as the internet is making people dumber so the difference is increasingly hard to tell

aphid_licker
Jan 7, 2009


That lady owns tbh

aphid_licker
Jan 7, 2009


That's a nice sketch tho

aphid_licker
Jan 7, 2009


It's a solved problem, hypoxia makes you feel euphoric until you pass out. There's a docu where a journalist tries it out in a hypobaric chamber until just before he passes out and once he's recovered he says he felt great throughout and like he was pulling a clever trick on the guys outside the chamber. Some guy here on the forums recently said that pilots are told in training that if they feel really really good they should get suspicious bc maybe the plane is depressurizing :v:

efb but I added a bunch of dubiously sourced anecdotes so that's something

aphid_licker
Jan 7, 2009


Candles tweet only with opioids

aphid_licker
Jan 7, 2009


One More Fat Nerd posted:

Probably just a function of modern rich women tending to be thinner/fitter.

I also read some study a bit back that when you're more stressed out your appreciation for a MILF with a bit of chonk increases and vice versa, so if that study was right this could also be a result of that.

aphid_licker
Jan 7, 2009


pentyne posted:

lol he went to the same private school they used as a diss in 8 mile.

Loved the bit where he makes fun of his opponent bc his parents have "A real good marriage"

aphid_licker
Jan 7, 2009


Maybe the dude is only gonna put like 40 gallons into that tank, he doesn't have to top it off

aphid_licker
Jan 7, 2009


The Israelis don't have any incentive to change anything because they're making steady progress in their settlement expansion at trivial cost, and the Palestinians don't have the ability to do anything.

aphid_licker
Jan 7, 2009


Gay-rear end chicken (GAC)

aphid_licker
Jan 7, 2009


Large adult defense attorney

aphid_licker
Jan 7, 2009


Democracy in the US had an okay run I suppose

aphid_licker
Jan 7, 2009


My dick is a biological nanomachine

aphid_licker
Jan 7, 2009


For sale: babby shoes, never worn

aphid_licker
Jan 7, 2009


LastInLine posted:

Curious that rural and urban housing take up about the same amount of space but I have to wonder how suburbs and exurbs fall into those two categories

I mean fewer people live in rural areas but they have more land per capita so for me it's not totally implausible.

aphid_licker
Jan 7, 2009


Russians did it first

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h8fyGqiPrJE

aphid_licker
Jan 7, 2009


indigi posted:

it’s clearly from the Waterworld sequel

Waterworld remake / reimagining / reboot would be amazing. It's not like they haven't redone everything else by now

aphid_licker
Jan 7, 2009



Oof

aphid_licker
Jan 7, 2009



Read this as Magic: the Gathering at first and was seriously intrigued

aphid_licker
Jan 7, 2009


Anime Bernie Bro posted:

my boomer magacel stepdad says the same poo poo

"you're not depressed you just need to do something with your life"

it's true, there's no point in talking things out when your material conditions suck rear end

I def read that meme about stuff like companies providing a crybox and mindfulness training rather than cutting back performance targets and improving conditions

aphid_licker
Jan 7, 2009


tokin opposition posted:

weddings are a bourgeoisie celebration of capital transfer and should be destroyed as an institution

the adjective is bourgeois actually

aphid_licker
Jan 7, 2009


The meds haven't been invented yet that'd make a dent in whatever the gently caress that guy has going on

aphid_licker
Jan 7, 2009


Brawnfire posted:

The silicone foreskin just gets all rolled up and tattered after a while

So exactly as its real-life counterpart, very realistic

aphid_licker
Jan 7, 2009


Plank Walker posted:

it never dawned on me before but lol that the safe bomb defusal protocol that police departments use is basically put the bomb in a pressure cooker and blow it up, which i'm pretty sure would only make the explosion worse

like years of detonating 100% harmless objects in there and the first time they have to deal with real explosives this happens lmao

There was a longform article about a famous german explosives prof and weirdo, Klapötke, where they described that he had these things in his basement at the uni he worked at to test his latest creations. The students outside had allegedly become used to the sporadic explosions.

aphid_licker
Jan 7, 2009


My wife is statutorily a pedophile going by my taste in reading material, food, clothes and movies

aphid_licker
Jan 7, 2009


lmfao

e: skimming the wiki the situation maybe was a bit more complex but she does seem to have collaborated with the nazis, which is bad.

aphid_licker has issued a correction as of 15:38 on Jul 5, 2021

aphid_licker
Jan 7, 2009


Why is onlyfans socialism

aphid_licker
Jan 7, 2009


Stephenson peaked with Big U

You can't change my mind

aphid_licker
Jan 7, 2009


Counterpoint: weird uncomfortable sex scenes are hilarious

aphid_licker
Jan 7, 2009


So does the article say why the boom ends in 2020 bc otherwise why not go gently caress it and make it a 1000 year boom

aphid_licker
Jan 7, 2009


One More Fat Nerd posted:

If I remember right she said she decided to get her huge fake boobs when she was at a crossroads in her life and didn't know what direction she would go in.

Apparently she decided that where ever she ended up, she wanted to get there with a tremendous rack.

As a middle aged man, hella same

aphid_licker
Jan 7, 2009



Wonder if theres pics of the dog online... no particular reason... but srsly if you know let me know

aphid_licker
Jan 7, 2009


Another sobering reminder of the importance of keeping things going with regular shitposts

aphid_licker
Jan 7, 2009


exmachina posted:

I think they are afraid, they look afraid. But what good is blind panic gonna do? Its not like they are American boomers and they assume that someone is going to pay attention to them

Yeah that dude sounds like he's just barely holding it together

aphid_licker
Jan 7, 2009



"45 year old", lol, lmao

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aphid_licker
Jan 7, 2009


change my name posted:

Dresden Codak is still going??

Still cranking out a dependable one utterly incomprehensible page per presidential term

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